"God damn! These guys are heavy!" growled Olivia as she heaved one of her unconscious lovers over her shoulder.

What Lexy had done to them she had yet to find out, but she was told it was going to be worth it.

The brunette easily dragged Kakuzu, who was sleeping with his eyes open, tongue lolling out. Seeing this the older woman visibly looked freaked out, but didn't mention anything once they arrived at their destination.

Madara's Bedroom. The raven was sleeping peacefully in his satin soft bed.

With lots of complaining and tossing massive bodies over they managed to place Hidan and Kakuzu on either side of him.

"Ok now step back." Lexy instructed, performing hand signs.

"You know how to cast Jutsus?" Olivia looked agape at her friend, who just shrugged.

"Madara taught me a few things."

As soon as she said that the men began to stir and looked at each other, than to Madara lovingly.

"Good morning." they whispered softly.

Madara smiled back at them. "Hello my loves."

Olivia heard snorting snickering and looked at Lexy who was holding up a video camera.

"What did you do to them?" she asked, nearly mortified yet nearly falling over on her ass from holding in too much laughter.

"Activated a Genjutsu that makes them see something other than what's really there."

"Such as?"

"Madara sees you and Deidara, while Kakuzu and Hidan see Madara as you, and considering how my horny uncle is, just watch."


Pretty soon Madara reached out to stroke Hidan's face and they were at each other like the horn dogs they were.

Shutting off the camera Lexy guided Olivia out of the room with her and snapped her fingers, and immediately after, three disgusted yells were heard, along with crashes that told them they all fell out of the bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my room?!" shouted the raven, swinging his door open to kick out the immortals, but paused once he saw his niece laughing on the floor with Olivia.

Eyebrow twitching he pointed accusingly to them.

"You..." he growled darkly, eyes lighting in flames with his Sharingan.

"Should've told me about the beach trip." Lexy countered.

"But why the fuck did you drag US into this shit?!" Hidan snapped.

"For raping me during the beach trip." she spoke calmly.

"And I was bored." she added with a shrug.

"YOU RAPED MY NIECE?!"

"Oh fucking come ON! She was ALL fucking for it!"

"Oh and uncle Maddy?"

"What-" he was cut off with a puff of smoke.

Rubbing his forehead he sighed.

"She's a fast learner."

"No kidding. Not to mention that was the worst wake up call ever." Kakuzu grumbled, headed back to their own apartments. Suddenly he froze.

"Wait a sec, when the hell did Olivia learn to make clones?!"

"Probably from Lexy and Tobi." Madara guessed.