Luke paced in the control room wondering what to do.
"There's gotta be something I can do to stop these fools..."
"Do you want some more Mtn. Dew Luke?" asked his servant Joshua.
"Of course I do! What kind of a fat gamer wouldn't accept such a blessing?" said Luke.
Joshua walked away to get some more.
"Hmm... what to do..." pondered Luke.
He started to remember some of his past experiences with the others.
He suddenly thought up of a plan.
"Hehehehehe... I know exactly what to do..."
He started to work his magic on the controls and created the next test in seconds.
"I've got your drink Luke." said Joshua.
Luke was evily laughing as he took the drink.
He started to drink it and quickly choked.
He regained his breath.
In pure anger he shouted, "SON OF A BIT-"
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The trio started to climb up the stairs.
As they climbed up, about halfway there they saw a shower curtain hanging on the wall.
Steven was frightened by it because of his last experience with showers.
Near the shower curtain was a penny.
George and Ener noticed the penny and they both attempted to get it.
They saw that they both went for the penny.
"I saw it first!" shouted George.
"Actually, I saw it first." said Ener.
"How about we play rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets it." said George.
"You're on!" said Ener.
As they were playing that game and continously tieing, Steven was investigating the shower curtain.
He noticed it went into a different room.
He was suddenly pulled into the room by a strong force.
Inside he saw that there were 71 old men.
"Oh fuck." said Steven.
The old men pounced on Steven and started to absolutely tear him apart with their old man dicks.
He shouted and struggled but couldn't get out of the orgy.
George and Ener were still playing to decide who gets the penny.
Steven was finally shoved out of the room with sperm on him.
"Hah! Paper covers rock!" shouted Ener.
"You cheated." said George.
Ener picked up the penny and put it in his pocket.
George and Ener looked at Steven and noticed he was twitching and covered with sperm.
"How...? You know what, don't answer that. Clean yourself up." said Ener.
A towel dropped from the roof and landed on Steven's head.
Steven then wiped off all the sperm and sighed.
"Let's keep going." said Ener.
They walked up to the top of the stairs.
There was yet again another door.
"I hope THIS time it has something to do with pootis." said Steven.
"Yay more doors!" shouted George.
"Let's just get these stupid tests done with." said Ener.
The trio walked up to the door.
"You do the honors George, considering you said 'yay' about the doors." said Ener.
George walked up to the door.
He opened the door cautiously.
There was some sort of a lobby inside, it was mainly colored blue.
They walked inside and a voice on the speakers said, "Welcome new recruits to Builder's League United! Go ahead and take a seat while you wait for the server to load."
"Builder's League United?" asked George.
"It stands for BLU, as in the team from TF2." said Ener.
"Let's just sit down, my legs are killing me." complained Steven.
The trio sat down and waited.
After about a minute of waiting, the voice came back on the speakers.
"You have arrived at ctf_2fort, enjoy your stay!"
A door to the left of them swung open.
The trio got up and entered the door.
They were in the BLU spawn.
Suddenly a GUI popped up infront of each of their faces.
It read, "Choose a Class."
"What is this, virtual reality?" asked Steven.
"It must be." said Ener.
They each chose a class.
Ener chose Pyro.
His clothes changed to match the class.
Another GUI popped up infront of him asking him to select his loadout.
He gave himself: Degreaser, Festive Shotgun, and the Powerjack.
Steven chose Sniper.
He decided to use: Huntsman, Jarate, and Bushwaka.
George chose Demo.
He decided to use: Loch n Load, Charge n Targe, and the Golden Frying Pan.
Ener asked, "Wait, why is George allowed to have a golden pan?"
George said, "Because I'm cool like that."
The loudspeakers turned on.
Luke said, "Ya... no. George bribed me with some money so he could use it."
"No I didn't!" shouted George.
Ener and Steven looked at him questioningly.
Before George could speak, the Announcer said,
"Game starts in 10 seconds."
The trio readied their weapons.
"5...4...3...2...1... START FIGHTING NOW!"
