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Tess stared at the couple pressed up against the wall of the bathroom. She couldn't believe that Sirius had to choose the bathroom for his little pleasure trip. She had passed quite a few empty compartments that he could have used. They would've had a lot more space than the cramped bathroom at the end of the hall. Merlin she really needed to pee!

Tess cleared her throat. The couple continued to be oblivious to their surroundings. Tess cleared her throat again. She knocked on the wall. She tried saying "excuse me". She even tried tapping them on the shoulder. Finally she took her hand and whacked Sirius on the side of the head. He slowly detached himself from Marlene, and glanced at Tess with a look of annoyance. "Can I help you?"

Tess narrowed her eyes and calmly said, "Get out of the bloody bathroom, Black, or I will take pleasure in igniting your most valuable asset." She then directed her glance down to his pants, indicating where her target would be. Sirius, with wide eyes, quickly grabbed the hand of Marlene and sprinted out of the bathroom, realizing that she wasn't joking about her threat. Tess quickly fired a stinging jinx at him before closing the door and locking it.

Soon after Tess had done her business and changed into her Gryffindor robes, the train had arrived at Hogsmeade station. Tess grabbed her bags and hurried into one of the carriages that took students up to the school.

By the time Tess had entered the Great Hall and had found a seat next to Alice and Lily at the table, most of the school had found out about Tess's makeover and her refusal to Sirius. Most of Sirius's fan club were wearing expressions of disbelief when they heard the news. Who would refuse Sirius Black, the Hogwarts sex god?

Soon, the four Marauders strolled into the Great Hall, and plopped down into the seats across from Tess and her friends. Alice gave a quiet greeting before returning to making goo-goo eyes at Frank Longbottom, Tess ignored a certain grey eyed member by staring at her reflection in her silver plate, and Lily had to restrain herself from punching James when he attempted to put his arm around her. Tess, sensing that her red headed friend was about to explode, looked up. Seeing that her eyes were no longer focused on her dishes, Sirius took advantage of her concern for Lily and began to bother Tess.

"so Ridson ..." Tess groaned dramatically, "I bet you were jealous when you saw me giving Marlene some attention. Wanna come join me in the common room later so I can pay attention to you?" Sirius said with a smirk, winking at Tess. The rest of the table took one look at her expression and dove for cover. Tess was shaking with anger, and some at the Hufflepuff table swore they saw smoke billow out of her ears. Standing up, Tess reached across the table, grabbed a shepard's pie, and shoved it in the smirking boy's face. Then she started to rant. "SIRIUS ORION BLACK! You git! You are the last student in this bloody school that I would kiss. Why can't you get it into your bloody head that you are a prat! I don't know why anyone would even want to look at you, you big headed ass!"

Slightly hurt, Sirius stopped eating the pie from his face and quietly replied, " Prove it".

"Prove what?" Tess asked. "Prove that I am the last guy in this school that you would snog." Sirius challenged.

"Fine!" Tess said with a mischievous smile. Turning to face the Slytherin table, she called out, " Snape! Can you come over here for a moment?" Snape, confused looked up at the Gryffindor girl who had called his name. Deciding to trust her, he rose from his seat and quickly walked across the room. "Can I help you Ridson?"

Instead of responding, Tess grabbed him by the collar, pulling him down, and in full view of the school and especially Sirius Black, gave him a nice hearty snog, right on his thin Slytherin lips. The entire school simultaneously dropped their jaws in disbelief as they watched Tess and Snape. After a moment, Tess pulled away, whispered a quick thank you to Snape, and sat back down in her seat. Laughing at the expressions on the Marauders' faces, Tess resumed eating her meal. Sirius couldn't stop staring in astonishment. He was still in shock after seeing both Remus and Snivillous get with Tess before him. All he could say was, " Bloody hell".

Glancing up from her meal, Tess winked at Sirius and whispered across the table, "One down, a couple more to go. Boy this will be fun!" She then climbed off of her bench and walked away. Sirius watched as Tess sauntered toward the Ravenclaw table, sat down next to a brown haired 6th year, and did the same thing she had just done with Snape. Infuriated, Sirius quietly swore that he would make sure he was not the last male in the school that she kissed.

He was going to have her, and nobody was going to stop him.

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