Answers To Reviews:

Torture Cat: I hate people who are like that. God, it ticks me off. I really would hate becoming like that.

Gabbyrella: Thanks!! Yes, isn't she just? Lol. Yeah, she's my OC/RPC, and I might start writing stories about her... probably not.

CaffeineFreePepsi: It's a song, and thanks for the davice, I'll be sure to keep it in mind. Yeah, I can see why you'd wonder about the small story. Well, Tenten was just telling the 'Shadows Squad' about Konoha. And her days in the orphanage. Oh, joy.

SomeRandomThing: Thanks for the encouragement! Yepperz, I wrote it. My... sixth song out of... twenty-two. Holy shit.

mwth06: Thanks, I appreciate comments like this, but I don't think I'm great.

loves-emo-guys-with-hair: I WILL DON'T WORRY!! ...DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE CAPLOCKS ON??!! Just kidding. You sound like Lee, though with the caplocks.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But Kurai-chan, Ayatsuri-chan, and Mamori-kun pwned Neji... does that count?

Chapter Four- Weapons Mistress vs Soul Countess

Abunai placed her song back into her pocket. "Sooo... what's with you?"

Tenten plopped herself down on a sofa.(A/N: Plopped. XD.) "What do you think?"

"... so, you confe-" Abunai was interrupted by Tenten screaming.

"NO! ARE YOU OUT OF YO- mppth!" Abunai clamped her hand over Tenten's mouth.

"Shut it. The third-class members of the clan are sleeping." Abunai removed her hands from Tenten's now bruised lips. Tenten gave her questioning look. Abunai sighed, "Well, you see, there's three classes in the Hakumei clan. First-class members would be my parents, my brother and sister, my grand-parents, Yukionna-sama, and me. Second-class members would be all my cousins, aunts and uncles. Third-class members is just everyone else, or as my brother calls them, left-overs."

Tenten sweat-dropped. What the fuck? Abunai suddenly looked up. "Wait. We can make Ne-"

"Him."

"Ahh... yah, we can make 'him' jealous! Mamori would go a little too far with this, which leaves... Fuhen, Kogane, or Fushigi. Take your pick. But then again, I could seduce any guy into doing this."

Tenten's sweatdrop got bigger. "Didn't leave me much of a choice, now didja'?"

Abunai looked sternly at her. "Of course I did! I gave you three guys to choose from!"

Tenten's sweatdrop grew so big she ended up accidently doing an anime fall. She launched herself back up. "I meant, what if I don't want to make him jealous?!"

Abunai gave her an evil grin. Tenten looked at her nervously. "You're not going to give me a choice with this, are you?"

"Nope."

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"No." Kogane looked extremely annoyed. Abunai was trying to convince him to 'fake-date' Tenten to get Ne- 'him' jealous. Abunai and Tenten had gone to bed right after they decided to start 'Plan Get Ne-'HIM' Jealous' in the morning. Lee and Neji quietly ran back into their rooms. Neji and Tenten slept on the opposite sides of the bed, and she kicked him a couple of times.

"Bu-bu-bu-but whyyyyy?" Abunai looked as if she was about to cry. Tenten chuckled. Faker.

"Because I don't want to. Besides, I have to get to Safaia's."

Abunai stopped just as she was about to burst into fake tears. "Wait, Safaia's house?!"

Kogane's face turned a light pink. "Y-yeah, she invited me over for lunch." He walked away. Then, Abunai hollered after him, "YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE HOUSE OF A DEMON WHO WANTS TO BEAR FUHEN'S CHILDREN?!"

"SHUT UP!"

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"Alright, one down, two more to go." Abunai was now pulling Tenten to the lookout point where she and Fuhen often met.

"Abunai?"

"Ne?"

"... where did you leave Neji and Lee?"

"... Fuck."

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"NEJI, LET US GO ON THE YOUTHFUL MERRY-GO-ROUND!!"

"I'm not going on any fucking merry-go-rounds!"

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.: Fuhen's P.O.V. :.

I stood against the bar that kept sucidals from jumping off the lookout point. Why did Abunai want to see me again? Che, probably another fucking boyfriend. But I'm okay with that, it's not like I care or anything, right?

"Fuhen-kuuuuuuuuun!" Wait, since when does she call me Fuhen-kun? I sighed. "Nani, nani?"

"I need you to do me a huge favor!" She was pouting, her puppy-dog eyes on full blast. Damnit.

"What is it?"

"I need you to pretend to date Tenten!" Wait, what? Date Tenten... no way in hell.

"No."

"N-nani? Bu-bu-bu-but this is imp-p-p-p-portant!" Tch. I couldn't care about the reason.

"Why?" She stopped. Wow. One word, and closes up her entire act.

"Anou... because we need to make, ah, 'him' jealous." 'Him'? What the hell?

"Who is this, 'him'?" He better not be Abunai's type of eye candy.

"Um... Neji." She whispered. Oh. Well, I'm still not doing it.

"No."

"Whyyyyyyyyy?!" She was pouting, once again, about to burst into tears. I leaned down, my lips grazing her ear. I placed one of my hands on her shoulders.

"Because," I whispered, "I don't want to get any farther away from your heart."

"N-nani?"

"Hakumei Gardens. 7:00. Tonight. Wear something half-decent." And with that, I left.

.: Normal P.O.V. :.

Abunai looked in the direction Fuhen had left. Tenten was standing there, asking her what had just happened with the look on her face. All of a sudden, it clicked.

"FUHEN FENNIKUSU, DID YOU JUST ASK ME OUT?!"

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"Alright, this leaves Fushigi!" Abunai was extremely angry, because both Kogane and Fuhen had turned her down, Fuhen had asked, no, demanded, her to go on a date with him, and they had to get weirdo Fushigi, who's answer would most likely be no.

There he was, just staring at a tree. Abunai and Tenten sweatdropped. Abunai gulped, then stepped forward. "F-fushigi-kun?"

Fushigi's eyes snapped towards Abunai. "Hai, Abunai-san?"

"A-anou... I was wondering if you could-"

"No."

"B-but-"

"No."

"B-but, y-you see-"

"No."

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO DATE TENTEN!" Fushigi's head snapped up. He looked over at Tenten, who smiled nervously at him.

"I'll do it."

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Nyah! Fushigi's got the hots for Tenten! This can't end well... 'cause it ain't gonna fly by Neji, now will it? Oh, yeah, and Abunai's past is going to be revealed a little more soon!
-DanniGUser