Twilight Poet: OMG! I'm so so so sorry Dreamer! I lost the papers and only just found them today! So I'll type this up quickly so you can start the next chapter.
Disclaimer: #empties pockets# NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 4 – but I like these colours!
Max and Ella hid quietly behind the couch, cans ready. It had been a long battle and their ammo was running low.
"It's quiet," murmured Ella
Max nodded, "I'm going out, cover me!"
They crept out and headed for the overturned table the elves were hiding behind, all the while on the look out for Gimli and his hobbit attack squad. Peering over the top, they were surprised to find the elves fast asleep. Stepping around the mess, they knelt down beside the sleeping victims.
"You know, they're not so evil looking when they're asleep," Max grinned.
Suddenly the elves's eyes shot open and they grabbed the girls, holding them tight.
"NOW!" yelled Elladan.
On command, the hobbits scrambled out of various hiding spots armed with whipped cream and silly string. With loud battle cries, Gimli sprayed the group as the hobbits dogpiled everyone, whipped cream flying everywhere. After a crazed moment of sticky insanity, everyone collapsed in a heap.
"Max?" groaned Ella, "You dead?"
"Ya man," Max mumbled
"Nigh night," cried in unison before falling straight to sleep. Chuckling to themselves, the others also drifted into a heavy sleep.
Next morning Max woke up sore, sticky and extremely uncomfortable. She tried to move only to realize she was trapped between the twin elves. Blushing crimson, she tried to wake them, but they were fast asleep. In her irritation, a memory flashed through her mind.
The men were huddled in a corner and the lampshade was far beyond broken.
Finally Max stopped, gasping for breath.
"And if you ever– I repeat EVER –touch me again, I'll make you wish you never been born!" she cried, before throwing the twisted metal over her shoulder.
Grinning, Max took a deep breath, "ROE!!!!!!" she screamed as loudly as she could.
If that didn't everyone up, Elladan sure did. Squeaking a rescue tune, Roe the Ferret leapt down the stairs, across the room and latched firmly on the elf's ear.
"GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!" he screamed, running around in circles.
This was too much for Max as soon she was rolling on the floor laughing. Ella and her pet Tuppeny exchanged disapproving, but amused glances. Finally Max called off her rescuer. The Ferret let go of the whimpering elf's ear and ran to Max, curling around her neck.
(A/n: Yes I know the Ferret seem smarter than they're meant to be but remember this is fan FICTION)
"Bath time Roey," cooed Max, cradling the fur ball in her arms.
"My lady?" asked Frodo, "Is there perhaps a place we might wash off?"
Ella and Max looked at each other, a smirk on each of their faces. They lead the dwarf, hobbits and elves out the back.
"What is it?" asked Merry, his eyes wide.
Max looked at him and grinned, "this, my fine fuzzy footed friend, is a swimming pool."
"And this," Ella held up four bottles, "is BUBBLE BATH!"
"Bubbles!" Legolas grinned. Gimli blanched and glared at the elf.
"What do we do?" Pippin questioned.
Ella gave each of the hobbits a bottle, "pour this in the water, all of it. Than but the empty bottles in the bin over there."
"We'll be right back," the girls said before disappearing indoors.
Shrugging, Merry began to pour the liquid into the water. He jumped in shock as the bubbles began to form.
"BUBBLES!" he cried, "wow, and I didn't believe her!"
Legolas looked at him," You mean you've never had bubble bath?" he exclaimed. The hobbits shook their heads. The elf wrinkled his nose, "that explains so much…"
There was a thick layer of bubbles covering the surface of the pool when the girls returned. The guys had already stripped down to their pants and were about to jump in. Spotting the girls, they froze in shock, mouths open.
Max was the first to notice them, "What? What are you gawping at?"
Ella looked up and grinned, "close your mouths boys, you'll catch flies."
"M-my lady!" stuttered Sam, "are those outfits entirely appropriate?"
Max looked down at her read and black bikini and frowned.
"But I LIKE these colours," she whined.
The hobbit blushed scarlet and tried to explain as the twins watched with hidden smiles, plans forming in their minds. Legolas stared in shock at Ella's soft pink bikini.
"My head is a little further up, your majesty," Ella smirked. Legolas shook his head, his cheeks tinged pink.
"Red and Black are perfectly good colours!" argued Max, kneeling down next to Sam.
"th-th-that's n-not what I m-meant," he choked, trying to keep his eyes directly on her face.
"Max, leave him be," Ella laughed before diving in and disappearing among the bubbles.
"BOMB DIVE!" yelled Max, leaping into the pool and splashing everyone else.
Blinking a few times, the guys also jumped into the foamy water. Max swum under the water and every now and than attacked a pair of unsuspecting feet. She was about to launch another attack when suddenly something grabbed her foot and dragged her backwards. Next thing she knew she was coughing and spluttering and being held upside down.
"Elladan! Look what I caught!" cried Elrohir, holding Max up by her feet.
Laughing her head off, Ella grabbed a camera and took a photo of the twins looking proudly at their catch. Elladan knelt down until he was face to face with Max.
"GET ME DOWN!" she screamed.
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Twilight Poet: Ehehehe! Don't you just love stories? U can make the characters AS CRAZY as you want! MUHAHAHAAH! XD On to you Dawndreamer!
