I Don't Own Naruto Or RWBY


It had been about a month since the beginning of term at Beacon academy. It was late the school day had ended several hours ago and we find Naruto standing in the courtyard by himself.

"What do you want fox boy?" questioned a voice from behind Naruto, the blond turned around to Cardin.

"Watch your tone else I decide to cut out your tongue," declared Naruto narrowing his eyes at the brown haired racist who blinked in surprize. Over the month that had passed Naruto had not made a single threat to anyone, hell from what Cardin had seen and heard the blond didn't have an evil bone in his body. "Whatever blackmail you have on Jaune is now useless to you," spoke Naruto.

"What?" asked Cardin dangerously.

"You heard me you are not to blackmail Jaune again," declared Naruto in a bored tone flicking out a kunai and beginning to clean his fingernails.

"Or what?" snarled Cardin glaring at the blond.

"Or this lovely lady might have a little accident," spoke Naruto pulling out a handful of photos and tossing them to Cardin, who didn't even have to pick up the photos to see who they were of. The photos were all of one woman seemingly going about daily business, the woman had long burnt orange hair much like Cardin's own, and bright green eyes.

"You're joking my mother is a fully trained huntress what are you going to do to her?" scoffed Cardin.

"That's what was said about this man before he had his little accident," spoke Naruto pulling out another set of photos and tossing them at the smirking Cardin, however the second Cardin saw the front of the photos his eyes went wide and he bent down to look closer at the second set of pictures.

"Impossible uncle Vix was one of the best huntsman in Remnant how could-" stuttered Cardin looking up only to find Naruto gone and a piece of paper floating down where Naruto had been. Snatching the paper out of the air the armour clad Cardin read it "Stop blackmailing Jaune or Mama Winchester ends up like uncle Vix." Upon reading the note Cardin scrunched up the paper with a growl before walking away.

Meanwhile on a nearby roof Naruto narrowed his eyes watching Cardin leave.

"You think it will work?" asked a voice from beside the blond Faunus, Naruto glanced over and saw Viola leaning on a nearby wall.

"I think Cardin will at least think twice, we'll have to wait and see though," declared the leader of team Nova.


#The Next Morning#

Naruto sat with his team, team RWBY and team JNPR minus Jaune around a table Jaune had apparently been running a little late and was only now getting to the cafeteria. Pretended to be listening to whatever crazy story Nora was telling the entire group while watching Jaune who after getting his food sighed and headed towards Cardin's table.

The leader of NOVA observed the other table as Jaune stood at the end of the table and Cardin talking to him, after a short conversation he could hear voices raising in volume until finally Cardin shouted.

"JUST FUCKING LEAVE BLONDIE" snarled the man making Jaune jump back before quickly rushing over to his team and quickly sitting beside Pyrrha a confused look on his face.

"What was that about Jaune?" questioned Naruto acting innocent.

"Oh uhh nothing," spoke Jaune looking to Naruto before quickly beginning to eat in an effort to avoid further questions. Everyone at the table just looked at Jaune confused, Naruto however smirked.

The rest of breakfast was relatively quiet aside from the occasional prod from someone still trying to get out of Jaune what the conversation with Cardin was about, after the members of the three teams had finished eating they all filed out of the building and began to head to class.

As the three teams walked away from the building Oliva who was towards the back of the group suddenly stopped.

"Something up Oliva?" asked Aqua looking back to the woman, as did everyone as the blue haired woman spoke, only for Oliva herself to blink and then shake her head. The eleven students looked to Oliva curiously before they began to continue on their ways.

As the last members of the group left Oliva glanced over into the nearby trees before walking towards them leaving the group to travel to class. Walking into the forest the green haired woman stopped in the middle of a clearing as a large stinger came to her throat.

"What do you want Tyrian?" snarled Oliva turning to look at the owner of the stinger.

"Oh such a harsh tone," spoke the man before giggling insanely moving around Oliva wrapping an arm around the woman's shoulder "Our mistress is curious why you are here," spoke the man only for Oliva to push the man back.

"Your mistress, we have never nor ever will serve Salem," declared Oliva glaring at Tyrian.

"Oh I do wonder how our goddess would feel knowing you're not behaving, perhaps she would let me hurt you until you co-operate, or maybe she would let me hurt your-" spoke the clearly insane man.

"Touch her and not even the power of all of the maidens with all of the relics would be able to save you," snarled Oliva knowing who Tyrian was threatening.

"Oh hoho this kitty has claws," taunted Tyrian curling his fingers like they were claws.

"Do you want me to rip your fucking head off?" snarled the woman glaring at Tyrian throwing her gauntleted hands back four claw like knives launching out of the gauntlets before locking in place like claws. However before Oliva could make good on her threat a hand landed on her shoulder, looking back Oliva saw Aqua standing there shaking her head.

"He's not worth it," spoke the blue haired woman. With that Oliva flicked her wrists and the knives slipped back into her gauntlets. "Leave Tyrian, we're doing as Salem wishes," ordered Aqua glaring at the scorpion Faunus who narrowed his eyes to the blue haired girl. Aqua quickly moved her hand to rest on the hilt of her katana.

"Tch fine," said Tyrian walking away before the girl could draw her weapon.

"I could have handled him," spoke Oliva looking to Aqua.

"I know but we can't kill him now he's Salem's favourite pet she wouldn't let that slide" replied Aqua.

"Fine," grunted Oliva before turning around and walking away from the clearing and back towards the school Aqua quickly following after her.


#Several Hours Later#

The day had been progressing agonisingly slowly for Naruto, first period he had a lecture with Professor Port who had told a story that had put Naruto to sleep, and one of the other bloody students had pointed that out to the professor thus Naruto had been given a detention for sleeping class. Then there was his class with Doctor Oobleck which had started out as a class on the nature and make up of various types of Grimm but that had devolved rather quickly as a comparison to Faunus had been made and then the class turned into a race debate so once more Naruto had simply put his head down and went to sleep, thankfully no one ratted him out that time. The third class hadn't been much better Aura and Dust applications with professor Rouge Anatoli almost everything discussed in the class Naruto already known like the back of his hand.

Thankfully Naruto felt he would get a break from the boredom that he was experiencing with his fourth and final class of the day Combat Training with Professor Goodwitch. The blond fox Faunus knew Cardin would have a bone to pick with him and was itching to settle it if only to entertain himself for maybe five minutes.

"Ok students today we will be doing something a little different," declared Glynda looking up at all of the students in the bleachers while she stood on the arena floor, her comment drew curious looks from most of the students.

"Rather than the usual one on one matches today we will have two on two matches your partners from the initial trial will be you partners should you be called," spoke Glynda getting intrigued looks from the students. "Now then anyone wish to start us off?" questioned Glynda almost instantly Cardin raised his hand.

"Alright Cardin, you and Dove, now let's see who would be a good match up," said Glynda looking down to the scroll in her hands.

"Actually Professor if I may we would like to face Naruto and his partner," spoke Cardin respectfully trying not to let any of the anger he felt slip into his tone. Glynda quirked an eyebrow before looking to her scroll.

"Ok Naruto, Viola, Cardin, Dove gather your equipment," ordered Glynda, the selected students nodded and stood heading to the locker rooms off to the side of the arena.

Walking out to the arena several minutes later, Naruto had his two pistol holsters at his waist and his kunai pouch strapped to his right thigh Viola had her two giant shuriken strapped to her back, their two amour clad opponents stepping out of the rooms opposite them as the four combatants stepped onto the arena.

"Are you four ready?" asked Glynda looking to the four students Naruto and Viola both nodded, Naruto quickly reaching down and pulling out a kunai, Viola dropping into a ready stance giant chains forming from her back.

Cardin and Dove both nodded as they drew their weapons Cardin his mace and Dove his sword.

"Alright, begin," called Glynda

As soon as the woman said begin chains shot out of Viola's back latching onto the middle of her Shuriken and pulled them up into the air spinning violently, and at the same time Naruto quickly reached into a pouch hidden by his trench coat and pulled out a smoke bomb that he quickly tossed up into the spinning Shuriken setting the bomb off causing smoke to cover the arena stopping Cardin and Dove's charging.

As the smoke covered the floor, Cardin and Dove did the smart thing and stood back to back covering each other however they didn't expect a chain with a kunai like point to burst through the ground, however the two were just fast enough to avoid any serious injury from the attack.

But before they could once again get to each other a fist slammed into Dove's chest the single punch launching him twenty feet backwards out of the now clearing smoke.

With the smoke now cleared Cardin glared at Naruto who was standing in the middle of the arena whistling his kunai balancing tip first on the man's finger. Cardin roared as he charged forwards swinging his mace over his head downwards towards the blond who flicked up his kunai and caught it in a reverse grip and blocked the mighty mace with his simple kunai. As Cardin struggled trying to overpower Naruto the shinobi with his free hand reached down to his holster and pulled one of his revolvers, quickly spinning the chamber to the fire dust Naruto formed a chakra shell for the flame dust and pulled the trigger.

"Boom," taunted Naruto as he fired his gun point blank range into Cardin's chin, the fireball depleting a large amount of Cardin's Aura and launching the man up into the air slightly.

Viola looked to Dove who pushed himself up before glaring at the woman, pointing his sword at her Dove pulled the trigger on his weapon multiple times launching bullets towards Viola who dropped low and slammed her hands into the ground, a pair of chains shooting out of the ground and a barrier forming between them stopping the bullets.

However Dove had begun charging as soon as he finished shooting and was quickly closing in on the still bent over Viola, however the two chain controlled giant shuriken flew forwards at Dove who only just managed to bring his blade up in time to stop the buzz saw like weapons. The shuriken ground against Dove's sword pushing the man back only for Oliva herself to run forward and kick Dove in the chest with both of her feet once more launching the light brown haired man backwards and this time into a wall.

Naruto jumped back from Cardin after pulling the trigger, once his mace wielding opponent regained his senses he once more charged forwards in a blind furry, Naruto however reached behind his back with both hands and pulled out four kunai which he threw towards Cardin.

"You missed," smirked Cardin as the four kunai hit the ground and imbedded themselves in the floor around him.

"Did I?" questioned Naruto holding his index and middle finger up on his left hand concentrating chakra on the four kunai before a silver barrier boxed Cardin in the one spot and shot upwards stopping as the energy came in contact with the roof.

"What the hell?" questioned Cardin putting his hand on the barrier only to find he couldn't push through.

Dove groaned as he pushed himself up again before quickly rolling to his left just as a kunai tipped chain impacted the wall where he had just been laying, jumping to his feet Dove once more was force to dive out of the way of another chain however as he went to stand up the man was yanked back downwards, Dove looked at his ankle and was horrified to see a chain was wrapped around his ankle. The blue eyed, armoured, sword wielder slammed his weapon into the chain hoping to shatter it only for his weapon to bounce off the chain like it was made of cardboard. Dove wasn't able to attack again as both of Viola's shuriken flew forwards and started grinding against Dove's chest, the two sharp spinning blades quickly wearing down the man's Aura. It took just over five seconds for Viola's attack to push Dove's Aura into the dangerous range and to the point where he was forced to withdraw, the second his Aura dropped below the amount forcing a forfeit in a tournament situation Viola pulled her weapons back and returned them to her back before turning back to Naruto.

The blond himself stood twenty metres away from Cardin sealed behind a barrier.

"Now Cardin you have two choices, you can forfeit now saving you some pain and me some effort or I can stand here and shoot you until your Aura depletes. There is now way of moving those kunai from the barrier and you can't get out of it," declared Naruto only for Cardin to narrow his eyes at the blond.

"Fine hard way it is," declared Naruto drawing his second revolver spinning the chamber on the second weapon to lightning and pointing both of his firearms at the barrier and began pulling the triggers on the weapons. Yellow and red bullets came flying out of the end of both weapon's muzzles almost as fast a machine gun.

And in less than three seconds Cardin's Aura dropped below the point of forced withdrawal and Naruto stopped firing his weapons and holstered them however having fired more rounds between Cardin's Aura dropping and stopping his shooting Cardin was hit with an additional ten rounds which completely depleted his aura throwing his form backwards only to hit the barrier and slide down to the floor.

"And the victory goes to Viola and Naruto," declared Glynda as Naruto quickly retrieved his four kunai. "However Mister Uzumaki what you did may have been a little bit of overkill," declared Glynda.

"Hey I gave him the option he was the one who didn't take it," spoke Naruto defending his actions.


#That Night Vale#

Roman Torchwick the career criminal stood in an almost full warehouse looking down at the map on the table in front of him glancing up the man looked to one of the many shipping containers with the Schnee Dust Company logo on the side of it stowed in the building before looking back down at the map.

"One last shipment that's all we need now," muttered the man thinking over the orders he had been given by his employer.

"Luckily for you another big shipment of dust is coming in from Atlas," declared a voice from behind the man making the orange haired criminal jump.

"Fucking Oum you scared the fucking shit out of me," declared Roman turning to the man.

The man in front of Roman had bright red spikey hair with a pair of colour matching fox ears sticking out of the top of his head, Roman didn't know what colour the man's eyes were as they were hidden behind a white fang mask however the mask on the man's face had five vertical thorny red vines painted on it. Behind the man were nine orange tails swaying to an unknown rhythm. The red head wore a black trench coat with silver flames licking the bottom and a silver Uzumaki spiral on the back, a blood red shirt and a pair of black jeans. Attached to the blonde's hips were a pair dust revolvers in holsters, strapped to his right leg was a kunai holster, above which hung a Katana in a blood red sheath, attached to the man's back was a pair of oversized shuriken shaped like windmill blades and finally on the man's hands were a pair of gauntlets.

"What the hell are you doing here?" questioned Roman looking to the Faunus.

"Cinder is getting impatient, she wants this portion of the plan wrapped up within the next three days so I'm helping you" declared the masked man.


Alright people chapter over

so kicking off this chapter we have Naruto blackmailing Cardin to stop Blackmailing Jaune

then its revealed Oliva and Aqua know of Tyrian and Salem

then we move onto a match between Naruto, Viola, Dove and Cardin

and we end the chapter with a small scene with Roman

just to clarify because i know i will be asked No the man Roman was meeting with was NOT our blond knuckleheaded hero

i hope this chapter and AN created more questions than it answers

with that said i have said my pieces...

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