How To Be Evil


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It was just another normal day.

But you know this is a humor fiction... So you can toss that thought out of your heads.

Allison and Tk were in class together.. Homeroom, to be specific, and both in their.. Corner..

Every once in a while a giggle would erupt from the far right corner, which would be quieted by shh-ing sounds from the teacher.

Then.

BAM!!

The door was suddenly slammed open.

Everyone looked over. The door was just barely hanging on by hinges, Tk noticed.

"OH!" Allison jumped up, "It's Matt!!"

She took in a deep breath. "HE'S IN -" Allison was promptly quieted by Tk's hand, who pulled Allison down with her free hand.

"Allison, we've already gone through your Matt-and- your nose", Tk mumbled, "Matt is not a bu- .. Okay.. That's just.. Gross.."

Allison grinned like a three-year old as Tk wiped saliva off her hand.

The teacher glared at Matt who was glaring in the duo's direction, which made Grace glare at him, since the doorknob remains had landed on her art, and everyone else glare at each other cause of some bizarre reason.

'Oh I want to glare too!'

'Allison... not now...'

"YOU-!"

"Young man! If you have something to day to my two students," the elderly man gestured towards Allison and Tk with his arm, "you will walk over and whisper! Not yell across my room!" He took a deep breath and adjusted his glasses.

Matt fumed to himself and walked to the back of the room. Tk knew what was coming and told Allison to ignore him.

"Do you two know how much trouble you're.. Oh my.. Is that Mr. Carter??"

Indeed, on the sheet of paper Allison and Tk were working on was a picture of Mr. Carter.. Though.. In Allison's point of view, a more .. Improved version.

Matt watched amazed and aghast as the two continued to draw over "Mr. Carter's" face.

"Oh Oh!!!" Allison exclaimed and drew a boil with a bow.

"It's Mr. Boil!" she wrote to the side, 'I'm a boil!' and by Mr. Carter, 'I love boil!'

"What the bloody-!?" Matt said aghast to himself.

Tk and Allison began to giggle as Mr. Merwin began to yell at Matt.

"Excuse me! I don't know who you are, but you are disturbing my class and you must leave NOW!"

"Doesn't even know he's dealing with an Immortal!" Matt mumbled to himself as he walked out of the room.


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