A/N: This is kind of a joke between me and the friend for whom I wrote these...we love Legolas. So the fangirl snuck in a bit. :)

4. Legolas

I take this seriously,

I rap imperiously,

I flip my blond hair,

And all the way to there,

These fangirls scream loud,

And I just look proud,

Cause I am that cool,

Yeah in a knife duel,

I move like lightning,

My speed is frightening,

But my real strength, yo,

Is in my longbow,

My arrows fly far,

They shine like bright stars.

And that feels right, y'all,

Cause I'm the best of all.