Oh my god, I'm sorry for not updating DX I went on a small vacation last weekend (Thursday to Wednesday), I had to help move my sis into a new house, and stupid high school is keeping me busy. . Anyway, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Scott Pilgrim vs. the World~

I looked at the porcupine boy (my new nickname for me, of course) and just furrowed my eyebrows. My face must have shown my confusion pretty clearly because the tough guy act left the brunette's face, instead taking out a pretty beat up blue cell phone and clicking a few buttons. He held the screen out, displaying my phone number in purple numbers. "This is your number, isn't it?" he asked, pouting as if this wasn't the first time something like this had happened. I nodded after a moment, wondering still what this guy was talking about. "Didn't you read my text?" he asked a moment later, eyebrows furrowed as well as a stubborn look crossed his face.

My mind traced the strangely long text back to this kid. A heavy and uncomfortable silence filled the air, broken only by the traffic a few yards away. "I…skimmed it?" I asked more then said. A strange look crossed onto the boy's face as he looked past me to see Roxas sitting at the table as well. He pouted and turned to me.

"I'm challenging you for the hand of Roxas Hikari! I am the first of the Evil Exes!" the small brunette yelled before jumping at me. Now, don't get me wrong, I've been in plenty of fights. More then I could count, actually. But let me tell you something, this kid could kick hard. I got a kick right in the shoulder (how the hell did he even get that high? He was only a bit taller then Roxy!) and stumbled backwards, trying to figure out what I was supposed to do.

I couldn't let this weirdo just take Roxas though. My fists turned into fists and I took a well aimed punch at the kid's stomach. He, somehow, dodged it and instead grabbed my arm and pulled me towards him, using his other hand to punch me in the stomach. But his punches were defiantly weaker then his kicks. I kicked upwards, feeling it connect, and then it in the air. My eyes widened as the boy's body turned into shells and I looked down at the shells before picking up a light white one and flipping it over. What the hell?

I turned back to Roxas, more then a few questions running through my already cramped skull. "What the hell was that about?" I asked after a few moments and Roxas turned his head away from me. He murmured something but I didn't catch it so I moved closer to the blond. "Roxas, what's going on?" I asked, giving him a strange look.

"You know how I moved around a lot?" he asked, my spiky head bobbing up and down. "Well, while I was in Destiny Islands, I met someone." he continued, fidgeting with his hands. I raised my eyebrows again, looking at the spiky haired blond like he was an idiot.

"That's not what I was talking about! What the hell is the Evil Exes and why did a kid just turn into a pile of shells?" I asked, motioning to the small pile of conches, sand dollars, and clam shells. Roxas looked at me with a pretty weird face. I can't really explain it, but you know that emoticon you can make on the computer that looks like this (-_-)? Yeah, that was his face right then.

He looked like he wanted to tell me to shut up as a mother and her toddler passed by, though he kept the words to himself. Roxas looked away again, face frozen in the weird expression. I mimicked the look and moved my face right in front of his. "You know, it's not everyday that I kick a kid and they turn into shells. Now, let me guess that this 'someone' was that kid and that you broke up with him?" I asked, wondering still why the kid had said the first evil ex.

"I've had my share of relationships while I was moving around. A few in Traverse Town, a few in Destiny Islands, a few in…Well, you know what I'm saying. Anyway, I broke up with this one guy and he got all my exes together. You just met my first one, Sora from Destiny Islands."

My eye twitched and I'm pretty sure some flies were thinking about doing kamikaze missions down my throat via my open mouth. Sure, I had dated. But how many guys had Roxas dated? "So how many ex-boyfriends do you have that I apparently have to fight?" I asked a moment later indifferently as I made my way back to my chair.

Roxas's mouth opened in with a noise of disapproval when I clamped a hand over the mouth, arm stretched over the table. I gave him a small reckless smile.

"What, can't a guy like his old friend again?"

Chapter three is up, even through computer problems! :D I actually kept rewriting certain parts in this chapter. At first I was even gonna tell you guys who all the Evil Exes are! :o

Who do you think make up the Evil Exes? Leave your guess in a review or in a private message :D

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