A/N: Hey guys and gals! Sorry for the uber late update, I got school, and classes I am about to fail. But before I go on gushing about that, I wanna do my Super Duper, Triple, Diple Shout Outs!!!
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Left 4 Dead in Konoha!
(I'm on a freakin' roll here!)
In the dark, cold confines of his lair, Orochimaru hissed in pain as Kabuto tried to heal his master's infected burn wounds with his healing chakra.
"Damn it Kabuto, what the fuck happened?"
Kabuto chose his words carefully, surprised by his master's vulgarity. A quick chill ran up his spine as he calmly replied, "My Lord, you were unbelievably majestic and graceful out there, that I guess Mother Nature was so jealous of you," and that guys are more likely to get hit by lightning than girls, idiot. Kabuto thought to himself.
Orochimaru lifted his hand, as if reading his mind, and Kabuto visibly flinched. Orochimaru laughed.
"Really Kabuto? I tried really hard you know," he paused, looking down at the concrete floor, his midnight, healthy hair covered his pale face dramatically. "I appreciate you compliments my little white-haired slave, but," he looked up at Kabuto.
"I NEED YOUR SORRY ASS TO GET MY FUCKING UCHIHA BACK OR I'LL SHOVE MORE THAN MY STICK UP YOUR ASS!" He yelled, earning a shocked/scared look from the medical nin.
He nodded quickly, "Yes My Lord, I'm on it…" Kabuto stood and left, leaving the Snake Sanin to lick his burnt backside with his tongue.
…
So many images were playing before her, each mingling with each other and becoming complicated. It started out sweet and innocent, her acceptance at the University, her beating the guys at Street Fighter, and then the memories got darker. The college midterms, being kicked out, the cheap zombie movies, that pop-star with two identities-
"Ugh"
Her eyes fluttered open as she felt a warm body pressed against her.
"Zoey, are you okay?" Francis asked.
"Yeah, you?"
"Could've been better. Can you get off of me now?"
"Oh, sorry."
Zoey rolled to her side so that she was on fours now.
"What happened-"
"Shut up."
What the hell? "What?"
"Shut the hell up!"
Zoey snapped her head at Francis, her eyes blazing. "What the hell is your problem ass-"
"Damn it Zoey quit your bitchin'! There's someone here!"
She looked up to see a pink-haired girl with a red tank top with white designs, with a white short skirt and leggings. Her bright green eyes were fierce as the pink-haired girl clenched her fists.
"Who are you and what have you done with Naruto?" She growled.
What kind of name is Naruto? Must be Japanese Zoey thought to herself.
"Uh, we don't know where we are," Zoey said, slowly raising her hands in surrender.
Sakura saw how badly wounded they were. The girl with brown hair had her clothes ripped in several places, dirt smudged her face. The other one, the guys with the tattoos, looked like shit.
And what the hell is that smell?! Sakura thought to herself.
From their appearances, they didn't look like ninja, though they couldn't be civilians either.
"What village are you from?" She asked. Her tone was serious, but less threatening than before.
"From Riverside Pennsylvania…" Francis said, not knowing where they were, and wondering if he smoked something because everything seemed to be brighter here. The girl's hair was pink for crying out loud!
"Look, we were with our friends, trying to get out of the city which was infected, and something happened and we were hit by lightning and here we are." Zoey tried to explain, sounding crazy, even to her.
Lightning? Does it have anything to do with Naruto and Sasuke? Sakura thought.
Both Francis and Zoey slowly stood up, looking around at their surroundings. They were in a forest, lush trees and grass everywhere. The sun was unusually bright and there were white fluffy clouds overhead. They definitely were not in Riverside.
"What happened to Louis and Bill?" Zoey whispered.
"I'm not sure, but we should worry about that girl in front of us." Francis whispered back.
"Shikamaru!" Sakura called, her gaze still on the two people in front of her. The guy was easily a foot taller than her, while the girl was slightly taller than her.
There was a rustling sound next to them, and a tall, dark-haired guy walked out from the bushes.
"I think we should take them back to Lady Tsunade. I have a feeling that they had something to do with Naruto and Sasuke's disappearance." Shikamaru said.
Sakura nodded. She smiled at the two confused people brightly. "Well, I guess you're coming with us then."
Zoey and Francis looked at each other and nodded. They had no other choice but to follow the pink-haired girl, and the tall dark-haired guy.
"OH MY KAMI! I KILLED A DEAD PERSON! WHY? GET IT OFF MEEE!" Naruto cried as he banged against a wall, his mind going crazy as Sasuke simply stood, watching him.
"You should probably scream louder dobe, so someone other than I can hear you." He said.
Naruto didn't listen. He was too focused on trying to get rid of the wet, slimy feeling off his hands.
"GAH! HELP MEEE!" Naruto cried, when the unthinkable happened.
A door swung open and bright lights filled the dark room, blinding both shinobi, and since Naruto was up against the door, fell right through and unto the cold floor with a hard crack.
"Damn, that must have hurt him." Bill said, his gun drawn on the kid.
"Hey, are you alright?" Louis asked, kneeling down and cautiously tapped the boy's shoulder.
"GAH! GET IT OFF!" Naruto wailed as he jumped up, causing Louis to fall back on his behind, and Bill pulling the safety off, ready to shoot a psycho.
It took a minute for Naruto to realize that he was finally out of that awful dark place, and that there were two people looking at him like he was crazy. Well, they weren't the first.
"Oh, sorry about that," he said sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.
Louis and Bill just started at the kid. He had bright blond hair, an orange and yellow jumpsuit and a blue headband on his forehead.
"Do you think he's in some type of gang Bill?" Louis whispered to Bill.
"I have no idea. If anything we have guns right?"
"But don't we have to give him one to protect himself?"
"Well, I'm working on that."
A/N: I know! Super short! I wasn't too pleased with this chapter, but I didn't want to not update, but don't worry, I gots a sneak peak at the next, LEFT 4 DEAD IN KONOHA…..
In that moment, Francis thanked God for three things. One, that he was tall. Two, that the desk was big. And three, that the blond haired woman in front had to lean over said desk, exposing her assets to him.
As if knowing what Francis was thinking, Zoey shoved Francis in the ribs. "Damn it Francis control your freaking hormones! These people can kill us!" She hissed.
"Don't be jealous Zoey, there is a thing called plastic surgery you know" Francis whispered back, enjoying Zoey's reaction.
She looked at Francis with a cold look in her eye. "The next time I shoot at you, I'll make sure to make it look like an accident."
Francis snapped his head up and gulped. He knew his limits…
Back at Riverside…
…
Sasuke saw the huddled form rocking in the dark corner, its sad cry reminding him of someone oh so familiar. As he got closer to it, he softly asked, "Lord Orochimaru, is that you?"
It didn't seem to hear him, it kept crying. Its long hair covering its face, just like Orochimaru.
Don't worry My Lord, soon you will have my body Sasuke thought as he got closer to the crying Snake Sanin.
He reached out and was about to tap his shoulder when Bill crashed in.
"IT'S THE WITCH!"
Pissed off, and misunderstanding Bill, Sasuke turned around and yelled, "DAMN IT, OROCHIMARU AIN'T NO BITCH-"
There was a high pitched scream behind Sasuke and his blood turned cold.
Is this some kind of genjutsu?!
Sasuke turned and all he saw was bloodlust in its eyes and bloodied claws-
AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I hope this makes up for this short chapter. I already, kind of know what's going to happen later on, but I needed a chapter explaining how they get there. So I really hope you guys liked it and want to stick around.
Last time I checked, I had like 200 visitors to my story, and like what, 4 reviews? Even though I got so many story alerts, and favorite story things, I would love to read your reviews. Makes my day!
Ok, so this is the really important A/N. I have an ultimatum. This semester is about to end, and so far, I'm not doing so good in my classes. Most likely, my 3.6-something GPA is going down. I already got a letter saying I'm getting an F in Bio, which is my major, and I really need to at least sacrifice this for school. It's really making me feel bad, because I love this story, but I really have to do good in school. So for now, I won't update, but after May 26th, I am all yours. . So I'm sorry, hope that you guys will stick around and review to give me that extra push to update as soon as I'm done. Thank you soo much for reading and doing all those alert thingies. Be sure to know I will continue!!! After the 26th of course!
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