AN: JM: OK I'm back and I get to do my dad.
Vexen: That's father to you.
JM: Ignore him please.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Mii, JK owns Kitchi, and Zorfendor owns himself.
"Good morning class. My name is Mr. Jutashi and I will be your substitute Science teacher." Vexen said to his 7th grade class. "Today we will… OUCH" he said as a hair scrunchi hit him between the eyes.
"Uh, Mr. Jutashi can I have my hair scrunchi back?" Kitchi asked innocently from the second row. "No." Vexen replied
At that moment there was a knock at the door. "Come in." Vexen said. The door opened and Xigbar walked in dragging Mii behind him by the shirt collar. "Vexen," Xigbar said in his usual surfer tone, "Yer son's cuttin up to me."
"What?" Vexen replied startled. "He's cutting you with a knife."
"No." Xigbar said casually. "It means he's talkin back to me. You think ya can ground him for me?"
"Sure I can, but you have to promise to ground Kitchi." Vexen said as another hair scrunchi hit him in the head.
"For launchin hair scrunchies at you?" Xigbar said. "Fine."
"He's lying." Mii said. "I never talked back to him,"
"Kid I don't lye." Xigbar said.
"What about the salamand…" Mii said before Xigbar covered his mouth to be sure that his greatest secret wasn't revealed. Of course Mii was still making weird grunting sounds.
"Anyway I better get back to my Math class. Thanks for…YOW!" Xigbar yelled as Mii bit his hand and ran because Xigbar had let go of his collar. "Salamanders." Mii yelled back at Vexen.
"Damn that kid." Xigbar said as he ran after Mii.
"Anyway," Vexen said to his class again, "Today we will be doing a very interesting experiment." He pulled two beakers out of his cloak. One had a shiny green liquid and the other had a blue liquid.
"What you do is mix the green one with the blue one." As he said this he poured the green liquid into the beaker with the blue liquid and started to stir it. After he was done stirring it was a very scarlet red.
"Wait a second, it was supposed to turn purple not red. How in the world did this hap…" The chemicals suddenly exploded and the smoke alarms went off.
LATER IN THE PAKING LOT
"I thought we'd have a fire drill today." Mii said to Kitchi and Zorfendor. "But how did you know that would happen?" Zorfendor asked.
"I saw him shoving the chemicals into his cloak before he left." Mii replied. "I tried to tell him that they would explode but he said he knew what he was doing."
"Well at least the explosion didn't set the school on fire." Kitchi said. "It wouldn't have anyway it was basically a smoke bomb not a real explosion." Mii explained.
"Since when have you cared if the school is still standing?" Zorfendor asked Kitchi.
"I don't," Kitchi replied, "but I was in that class at the time."
AN: JM: OK that was a long chapter. Zorfendor is doing the next chapter which if you can't guess who it is I will laugh at you. Later
