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The Adventures of Alec and Robin
Ch.4 SCANDALOUS
Robin POV
I am an evil genius. MAUHAHAHAHA! Yes I have even perfected my evil laugh while sitting in this grimy dungeon.
Sanity: A funny word the men in the white coats that escort you to the padded room question you have.
After everyone passed out I found the alcohol cellar. It turns out they keep jackhammers and massive drills in there. Thank heavens Aro is an idiot. So now all I have to do is tunnel my way out of here.
"OOOH SCANDALOUS!" Giana saw me getting ready to drill through the wall. Darn her for waking up. Shouldn't she be whining about a hangover right now? Darn skittle crazy receptionist.
"SHUT UP, IDIOT!" I whisper-yelled.
"But it's so scandalous!" She danced around singing 'SCANDALOUS' before doubling over in pain screaming "HANGOVER!" I smiled and aimed the drill at the wall.
"SCANDALOUSSSSSSSSSSS! OH SO SCANDALOUS!" Aw, crap.
"ROBIN IS BREAKING OUT!"
"TRAITOR!"
"SCANDAL!"
"POTATO ABE!"
"IM NOT THE PRAVUS! NUUUUUUUUU! NUUUUUUUUU!" We all turned to face the weird kid that screamed.
"What the hale?"
"DON'T SAY THE NAME OF ANY OF THOSE VEGGIE VAMPS!"
"Oh but I did."
"AWW, SNAPPPPP!"
"SCANDALOUSSSSSSSSS!"
"OH SO SCANDALOUS!"
"SKITTLE FLAVORED BISCUIT!"
"HARDCORE SKITTLES PARTYYYYYY!"
"BREAK OUT THE PILLS AND THE VODKA!"
Darn it all to hale. ALL TO HALE.
"SCANDALOUSSSSSSS!"
"THAT HAS TAKEN THE LAST AND FINAL AND OFFICIAL BISCUIT! SHUT THE HALE UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE! YOU THINK SKITTLE PARTIES AND VODKA AND CRAP BEHAVOIR MAKE YOU LOOK ALL COOL AND MIGHTY FIT BUT THEY DO NOT!"
"Chill out Rob baby! Try some vodka!"
"VODKA SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE SPANISH WORD FOR COW!"
"OMZ, AWEZUMMMMM!"
"I KNOW RIGHT! WE SHOULD GIVE A SPANISH COW SOME VODKA!"
"YESSSSS!" Demetri grabbed a bottle of vodka and ran through the wall to find a Spanish cow. Everybody but Alec followed.
"Robin?"
"Yesh, Alejandro?"
"I have a hangover."
"SCANDALOUSSSSS!"
