For their next errand, Asuka and Lili made their way to an old abandoned temple on the outskirts of Hokkaido. It was a very old, run down building that was scheduled to be demolished soon. But for the time being, the Chinese martial artist Feng Wei has taken refuge there during his time in Japan.

"So what are we doing in such a tasteless place?" Lili asked, giving a look of disgust at the shoddy building.

"We're going to pay a little visit to someone I dislike VERY much." Asuka said quietly. "You know Feng, don't you?"

Lili pondered for a second. "Ummm... is he that muscley guy with the eyebrows and the constipated look?"

"Yeah, that's the bastard. He beat up everyone in my dojo including my father, and I've been gunning for him ever since." Asuka said as they approached the entrance.

"Oh, I see! So you want my help getting revenge on your father's attacker!" Lili exclaimed with a smile.

"Hell no!" Asuka replied. "The guy can whoop both our asses with one palm. We're not gonna confront him, just screw with him a little." Asuka said with a grin. "Now follow me and keep your prissy little mouth shut."

Asuka slowly opened the half broken door and the two of them tiptoed through the dilapidated structure.

"He should be out back. Cmon." Asuka whispered.

Lili couldn't comprehend what she was feeling; sneaking through an eerie temple in the middle of nowhere with Asuka was strangely... thrilling. The closer she got to Asuka, the hotter her chest became and the more butterflies filled her stomach. Suddenly, Lili felt herself wishing they could do something like this all the time.

"Alright, this is it. Now we have to be dead silent or we'll be caught, understand?" Asuka asked, to which Lili nodded. The two of them exited the temple and made their way to the old garden in the back. Sure enough, Asuka's sworn enemy Feng Wei was among the dead plants. He had assumed a meditative position and had a pot of water on his head. His eyes were shut tight and not even his breathing could be heard; he was 100% deep in meditation.

"Perfect, now we can make our move." Asuka said with an evil smile. She pulled a pair of scissors out of her pocket and gave them to Lili.

"Alright princess, time to put you to good use. You know what you have to do."

Lili gave a look of pure fear as she reached out and grabbed the scissors.

"Y-y-y-you d-d-don't m-mean..."

"Hey, you said you were gonna help me. Look, just approach him quietly and I'll cover you."

"You're insane!" Lili whispered loudly. "I can't do this! I won't!"

"Hey, get ahold of yourself!" Asuka whispered, forcefully grabbing Lili's shoulders. Lili turned crimson red as soon as Asuka touched her.

"Look, you do this for me and I will have total respect for you. I'll still hate you, but I'll respect you. If that means anything to you, then get your ass out there and do this!"

Lili took a deep breath and finally worked up the nerve to walk forward. She slowly crept towards the martial artist, who was still supposedly unaware of his surroundings. The closer Lili got, the more sweat ran down her temple. She could barely breathe; the tension she was feeling was so thick it could be cut with a knife.

Cmon Lili, you can do this. If I can earn Asuka's respect, I'll be one step closer to achieving my goal. First comes respect, then admiration, then... sweet sweet love!

Lili felt a newfound sense of determination as she approached the man, scissors held high. This was it; she was inches away from her target.

Almost...

The scissors finally reached his ponytail; all Lili had to do was squeeze.

This is it...

Suddenly Lili felt herself being knocked to the ground with the force of a hurricane.

"Agh!" she squealed. As she hit the ground, she felt the wind leave her body. Then, to her horror, she looked up and was face to face with none other than the notorious Kenpo fighter himself.

"EEEEEK! ASUKAAAA!" Lili screamed. Feng gave his meanest look as he raised his foot and prepared to stomp, but suddenly a rock came from out of nowhere and broke the pot on top of his head. Water engulfed Feng's head as he spun around and locked eyes with Asuka.

"Sorry, did I come at a bad time?! I bet you were close to enlightenment!" Asuka taunted.

Feng kept his same expression, not allowing himself to be fazed by Asuka's taunts. But one could still tell that he was pissed off.

Lili was still trying to catch her breath. She looked up and saw Feng with his back turned; this was her chance! She regained her strength and leaped to her feet. With one fell swoop, she caught Feng's ponytail at it's root and cut it clean off.

"Holy shit!" Lili choked out, still regaining her breath. She couldn't believe she just did that!

"Cmon, let's split!" Asuka yelled as she ran for the nearby wall. Lili took advantage of Feng's confusion and hightailed it herself. As the two of them ran, Feng stood there and felt the back of his head. The slightest growl could be heard escaping from his mouth.

"You did it Lili! Cmon, over the wall!" Asuka yelled as she leaped up and grabbed the wall.

"It's too tall! Cmon, help me!"

Without thinking, Lili placed both of her hands on Asuka's ass and pushed with all of her might. Asuka finally got over the wall and held her hand out.

"Your turn! Lili, what are you waiting for?!"

Lili was frozen with shock at what she had just done. She TOUCHED Asuka''s ass! She was in such shock that all she could do was stand there with her mouth open.

I touched Asuka's... I touched Asuka's... no, I didn't just touch it. I grabbed a handful! I GRABBED ASUKA'S ASS! AND DAMN IT FELT GOOD!

Lili's hands were tingling; she felt like they were on fire. As she stood there contemplating never washing her hands again, she was unaware of Feng approaching from behind.

"LILI YOU DUMBASS! BEHIND YOUUUU!"

But it was too late. As soon as Lili spun around she caught a palm to the stomach that launched her into the wall with explosive force. The impact was so great that the old wall finally gave way and crumbled, causing Asuka to hit the ground hard.

Lili stood up and coughed a few times. That was the most painful thing she had ever felt! She finally opened her eyes and was face to face with Feng, who had assumed his fighting stance.

"Guess I don't have a choice. I gotta take responsibility for what I did. Plus it'll give Asuka time to get away..." Lili said to herself. As she assumed her stance she turned to Asuka and yelled,

"Get out of here Asuka! I'll hold him off!"

Feng made a "come" gesture, coaxing Lili into making the first move. She did just that.

"HaaaaaaAAAAAA!" Lili yelled as the closed in on Feng. She leaped high in the air and spun rapidly like a power drill, her feet aimed for Feng's head. Feng swayed to the side and Lili landed on her feet. She then spun around with a high kick, which Feng blocked with a palm to her thigh. Feng then spun in the opposite direction and delivered a low sweeping chop to Lili's ankle. The power of Feng's arm was more than enough to knock Lili off of her feet. With blinding speed, Feng delivered a fist to Lili's gut that slammed her into the ground instantly. The weight of Feng's fist on her stomach delivered crushing damage to her insides as she hit the ground.

"Uuuuugh..." Lili wheezed, the wind escaping once again from her body. She couldn't see straight from the pain she was in. All she could see was a very blurry Feng standing over her.

"A...su...ka..." she wheezed.

"HIIIYAHHH!" Asuka kiaied as she flew in and kicked Feng in the back of the head. She charged in and threw strike after strike, backing Feng up slowly.

"Hah! Yah! Yahhh! Hiiiyah! Tahh! Heeeyah! Lili, run!"

But Feng's movements were like water; every punch was swatted away with his palm and every kick hit nothing but air. Asuka threw one last punch, which Feng countered by moving his wrist upward like a paint stroke. His wrist knocked Asuka's arm upward, exposing her ribs, which took the full power of Feng's iron palm.

"AGH!" Asuka yelled as she fell on the ground and skidded backwards like a hockey puck. Lili took advantage of Asuka's diversion and finally got to her feet.

"Cmon, the wall's wide open!" Lili shouted as she helped Asuka to her feet. The two of them got up and took off through the open space, but not before Asuka spun around and gave Feng the classic "eyelid pull and tongue" taunt. Feng watched them run away, still maintaining his stone face.

"THAT WAS SOOO AWESOME!" Lili shouted, laughing hysterically while Asuka giggled. The two of them ran for about 50 more yards before stopping to catch their breath.

"Huff, huff, huff... I gotta admit, you were a badass." Asuka said to Lili, which caused her face to turn bright red.

Lili felt high; the thrill of pranking Feng alongside Asuka was intoxicating. Her entire body felt like it was on fire, sweat trailed down her face, and she couldn't catch her breath. She felt powerful, like she was on top of the world and had nothing to fear. Right then at that moment, she felt like tackling Asuka and having her way with her right there in the street. It took every ounce of her willpower to hold herself back.

"So... what's next?" Lili asked with a huff, trying to control her ecstatic feeling.

"Next is an easy one... I gotta pick up a few things to eat for the week. I could use your help carrying the bags." Asuka said, still regaining her breath.

Aww... that's so boring.

"Of course I'll help. Let's get a move on." Lili urged Asuka. With a nod, the two of them made their way down the street and to the store.

"Hey Lili..." Asuka said with a nudge.

"Hmm?"

"You were awesome."

Lili could barely contain her happiness as they walked down the street.