By Sonic Angel
Koji: But that's what fanfics are for, Sonic!
Sideburn: I knew it all the time! Hello...
Koji and T-AI: SIDEBURN! COULD YOU PLEASE STOP CHASING LITTLE RED SPORTS CARS?! WE ARE TRYING TO READ SONIC KUN'S STORY HERE! Please continue.
Sonic: Thank you.
As Koji was being taught by Jetstorm about how to win the game of love. T-AI was picking up what Jetstorm had said. T-AI said to herself, "There has got to be a way to test Koji about his love for me." Suddenly, T-AI got an idea. She smiled evily. Very evily. She had found a way to test Koji's love and confess his love for her at the same time.
Koji walked to the Autobot Base. It was very dark. Just then Scourge, (T-AI in disguise,) showed up and Koji said, "Scourge. I don't know how you got into the base, but rest assured, when my friends hear about this, they will turn you into scrap metal!" T-AI, as Scourge said, "Be quiet, human. I alone have captured the base and I intend to be rewarded by Megatron." Koji shot back, "The Storm Brothers will get you." Scourge snapped, "Don't you realize it yet, human? We've captured this base's program!" Koji said, "T-AI? Listen, you hunk of living scrap metal. If you ever hurt her, I will..." Scourge said, "Or what, human?" Koji said, "Your CPU wouldn't even comprehend what I feel for her." Scourge shot back, "Oh? Just try me, human!" Koji said, "Love. No bad guys like you could ever feel it. Some Autobots and all humans feel it." Scourge shot back, "Like Sideburn, who chases little red sports cars all day?" Koji said, "How would you know about that? Only T-AI knows, and whenever Sideburn does that, T-AI would shout at him, or Jeststorm would sic him with his Jet Mallet!" Scourge said, "I 'nicely' asked T-AI." Scourge sensed Koji's anger growing at an alarming rate. Koji yelled, "TAKE THIS, YOU DIPSWITCH!" His punch got through Scourge and Koji thought, "What the?! I would've hurt my hand if I punched the real Scourge. This is a hologram of some kind!" Koji smiled, "T-AI, what are you doing pretending to be Scourge? Are you trying to test me?" Jetstorm stepped out of the shadows and smiled, "Indeed she was, Koji. Every lesson I have taught her, she heard it. T-AI wanted to test you on how powerful your emotions for her would be. And I'm happy to say that you have passed with flying colors!" Koji asked, "Hey, T-AI. Could you check up on Sideburn?" T-AI nodded. She found Sideburn, and Koji said, "Just as I expected. Jetstorm, you may do whatever you wish to do to Sideburn." Jetstorm smiled, "I think I'll let a particular Autobot sic him." Jetstorm said in his best Optimus impression, "T-AI. Activate the Member Select Program." T-AI did it and smiled, "Which Autobot?" Jetstorm said, "Prowl." T-AI got Prowl and said, "Prowl here. Hey, we got the lovebirds together!" Jetstorm said, "Prowl. Sideburn's doing it again, and... By the Matrix! He just went over the speed limit!" Prowl said, "This is the tenth time this month! Jeez, you think some repeat offenders would learn!"
The End!
