author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 4 Alaskan Bull Worm
author's note: R & R. Yea. You know. I'll update soon. And totally check out Lady Z's story, Paint the Stars in the Sky. And now a sequel to it! (Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover)
"Ahhhhhhh! Ah ah ah! Ahhhhh!" Patrick screamed.
"Well this is lovely." Xander panted, getting out of the road. But the ambulance followed him. He started running a different way, it followed him again. "Holy- oh yea, kids show." The Alaskan Bull Worm caught up with Patrick and swallowed him whole. Satisfied, he wiggeled away. The ambulance stopped and turned the other way, away from Xander. Xander slowed down. "Woo!" He panted, then looked behind him. Patrick wasn't there. "Uh-oh." He zoomed over to the Krusty Krabb, telling Spongebob and Squidward.
"Patrick got eaten. What a surprise. Well I'll have to send that worm a get well present then. But don't worry, he probably already threw up the pink bubblegum wod." Sqidward said.
"Oh-no! Patrick!" Spongebob gasped. "How will we get him back?" He saw Sandy in the corner of the room. "Hey! Sandy! We need your help!" Sandy came over.
"What' yall need?" She asked.
"Remember that Alaskan Bull Worm? He ate Patrick, can you help us get him-" Spongebob was interupted.
"Eh-uh. No doing. No sirri. I'm not facing that scary, big, pink thing again. Especially that worm. So find yourself another." Sandy started walking away.
"Sandy! Wait!" Spongebob yelled, running after her.
"So. Who are you and how long have you known Patrick." Squidward asked plainly.
"Oh, I'm Xander Harris, and I've met Patrick for a day now." Xander replied.
"Exactly what Patrick says when someone greets him." Squidward walked away.
"So this is The Chumbucket, eh?" Xander asked himself, looking around the big, silver bucket. He knocked on the kitchen doors.
"Yes?" Plankton came out in his pink jamis, holding his teddy.
"Hello? Hello? Anybody there?" Xander asked, then looked down. "Oh, hi Plankton, you don't mind if I apply for a job here, do you?" He asked.
"Sorry. I don't give jobs to 'starfish'. But since I'm desparete, here, wear this, you've got the job." Plankton said, putting a bucket/hat on Xander's head and walking back into the kitchen. Xander sat back at the counter, awaiting customers.
Patrick walked in the Krusty Krabbs with an icecream cone.
"Good morning Krusty crew!" He said, walking up to the counter.
"Patrick? You're supposed to be eaten!" Squidward said.
"Oh yea." Patrick scratched his head. "Nope doesn't ring a bell."
"Trust me, you don't have a bell in that cone head. May I take your order." Patrick looked at the menu blankly, scratching his chin.
***Back at Sunnydale***
"That's Xander, Buffy, and Spike Willow. A wish demon granted Xander's wish on going to Bikini Bottom." Tara told Willow.
"What? Xander's at Florida, Tara." Willow said.
"He only said that because he didn't want anyone stopping him from going to Bikini Bottom. And now we have to get him out of there."
"Why? I mean, is he in any danger?"
"No, but the show is." Tara pointed to the TV screen.
You Know... Later...
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 4 Alaskan Bull Worm
author's note: R & R. Yea. You know. I'll update soon. And totally check out Lady Z's story, Paint the Stars in the Sky. And now a sequel to it! (Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover)
"Ahhhhhhh! Ah ah ah! Ahhhhh!" Patrick screamed.
"Well this is lovely." Xander panted, getting out of the road. But the ambulance followed him. He started running a different way, it followed him again. "Holy- oh yea, kids show." The Alaskan Bull Worm caught up with Patrick and swallowed him whole. Satisfied, he wiggeled away. The ambulance stopped and turned the other way, away from Xander. Xander slowed down. "Woo!" He panted, then looked behind him. Patrick wasn't there. "Uh-oh." He zoomed over to the Krusty Krabb, telling Spongebob and Squidward.
"Patrick got eaten. What a surprise. Well I'll have to send that worm a get well present then. But don't worry, he probably already threw up the pink bubblegum wod." Sqidward said.
"Oh-no! Patrick!" Spongebob gasped. "How will we get him back?" He saw Sandy in the corner of the room. "Hey! Sandy! We need your help!" Sandy came over.
"What' yall need?" She asked.
"Remember that Alaskan Bull Worm? He ate Patrick, can you help us get him-" Spongebob was interupted.
"Eh-uh. No doing. No sirri. I'm not facing that scary, big, pink thing again. Especially that worm. So find yourself another." Sandy started walking away.
"Sandy! Wait!" Spongebob yelled, running after her.
"So. Who are you and how long have you known Patrick." Squidward asked plainly.
"Oh, I'm Xander Harris, and I've met Patrick for a day now." Xander replied.
"Exactly what Patrick says when someone greets him." Squidward walked away.
"So this is The Chumbucket, eh?" Xander asked himself, looking around the big, silver bucket. He knocked on the kitchen doors.
"Yes?" Plankton came out in his pink jamis, holding his teddy.
"Hello? Hello? Anybody there?" Xander asked, then looked down. "Oh, hi Plankton, you don't mind if I apply for a job here, do you?" He asked.
"Sorry. I don't give jobs to 'starfish'. But since I'm desparete, here, wear this, you've got the job." Plankton said, putting a bucket/hat on Xander's head and walking back into the kitchen. Xander sat back at the counter, awaiting customers.
Patrick walked in the Krusty Krabbs with an icecream cone.
"Good morning Krusty crew!" He said, walking up to the counter.
"Patrick? You're supposed to be eaten!" Squidward said.
"Oh yea." Patrick scratched his head. "Nope doesn't ring a bell."
"Trust me, you don't have a bell in that cone head. May I take your order." Patrick looked at the menu blankly, scratching his chin.
***Back at Sunnydale***
"That's Xander, Buffy, and Spike Willow. A wish demon granted Xander's wish on going to Bikini Bottom." Tara told Willow.
"What? Xander's at Florida, Tara." Willow said.
"He only said that because he didn't want anyone stopping him from going to Bikini Bottom. And now we have to get him out of there."
"Why? I mean, is he in any danger?"
"No, but the show is." Tara pointed to the TV screen.
You Know... Later...
