Hey! Welcome to the bonus chapter of Of Moving Beds and Mary Sues! It's basically a list of what NOT to do while Smash, Captain Yellow, Pixel, and Wind are at the Mansion. It was written AFTER someone dies. Yes, they WILL stay. You did here me say "first book in the Mary Sue Fighters SERIES", right. Anywho, enjoy!

1 Do not, under any circumstance, give Pixel caffeine.

2 Don't reference Hetalia near Smash unless you WANT to hear him sing in Japanese.

3 Don't make Wind move a rock.

4 Don't let Captain Yellow around Samus.

5 Don't make Smash put ice in your drink.

6 Don't stab Pixel with his own tail. Unless you want to be a human French fry.

7 Don't pour water on Wind.

8 In fact, don't tick off Wind in any way.

9 If Smash asks you to play Russian Roulette or Spin the Bottle, say no.

10 If Smash asks you to play video games, say yes.