DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Unfortunately.
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Pikachu, Maude and the rest of the pokemon sat together by the fireplace, scared. Were Ash and Misty evil? They had done an illegal crime after all!
Ash woke up, naked. His penis was erect, as is typical of male human beings when they wake up. Misty was still sleeping.
Donny went over and shouted at him: "HEY, was that alcohol unlicensed? Are you a criminal? Are you a dark legionnaire?"
Ash jumped back in fear, landing on his 'metapod' ;)
"OW!" he shouted.
Pikachu and Ash stared at each other angrily across the fireplace. The latent anger in the air caused Donny to become aroused too. They decided to wrestle each other in the noble Johto tradition of sex-wrestling to settle their dispute.
"Barry, use tackle!" shouted ash. He had nicknamed his utensil Barry, you see.
"Oh yeah? Thunderstick, use thunder!" shouted Donny. His little corkscrew of a sex organ shot out green lightning bolts.
They hit ash and knocked him over. Donny went over and started slapping him in the face with his dick.
"fwoosh" "fwoosh" "take that!" shouted Pikachu. Ash clamped his mouth over it to stop it shaking. Unfortunately the excitement caused Pikachu to become over-excited, wink wink, and he used 'string shot' if you catch my drift ;)
By which I mean he ejaculated in Ash's mouth.
"Whoa, donny, that tastes good," shouted Ash!
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Donny. "Here, let me make it up to you." He went down and gnawed on Ash's dick.
"OH YEAH" said Ash. All the spectators, Misty, Maude, etc. started pleasuring each other at this display of sex madness.
It was a regular old sex orgy.
Later, Ash went out to search for the last shard of Ankh- his team's goal in going to this damned desert.
He found it, but alas! For it was pierced with bullets. Ash shouted out "Oh whoever shot this with bullets, I will gouge out their eyes!" because if they had found it whole, they would've used it's power to kill the dark legion.
Then Misty crawled up to him, still nude, and said: "But ash, the dark legion… don't use guns! You have the last remaining gun… on EARHT!"
Ash was horrified. "But what do you mean, I saw a gun just yesterday!"
"It was not working", she replied. "ASH! You must have destroyed this stone when you randomly shot bullets in the air yesterday!"
"But… I don't remember doing that!" he said with shock!
"You have amnesia" she cursed at him,
"OH MY GOD! I have to carve my own eyes out, " he said wantonly.
So he sent out his level 24 Yanmega, who new String Shot, X-Scissor, Flash, and Flamethrower, had a lax nature, held a kingstone, and had 242 exp. It was named JOHN because he was drunk when he named it.
"Yo john, cut out my eyes, please." He said nonchalantly.
"Ok, master, sure fo' yo gib me some fried chickenz, fo shizzle" said John.
"No, just rip out my fuck*ng eyes." JOHN looked at him with puppy dog eyes. "Sigh, I'll give you some watermelon pokeblocks" and JOHN happily used his tail to rip out ash's eyes.
Ash said: "Now justice is achieved." But now, Ash couldn't see. "Hm", he said. He hadn't forseen this development. "I'll just take somebody else's eyes!" he said, very wisely.
He, in a single fluid motion, grabbed Yanmega's eyes and stuck them on his face. Yanmega started buzzing but Ash shot him with his M16.
Then they boiled JOHN's body into a tasty soup and all had a fun picnic party. "Who knew Justice would taste so good!" said ash while making an anime happy face.
Everyone laughed at his joke and was happy. They had another orgy too.
But while they were pleasuring each other, thrusting lustily, ejaculating… wantonly, etc, an evil being crept up to their camp, its moist tentacles crawling over the sand grains…
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Sorry to end on a scary moment, but please review :)
