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Uriah's POV

What did I get myself into? Tris carries in a stool from the kitchen, and I sit on it. I take a last look at my face before it gets demolished. Then, Lynn spins me around to face the other direction. Shauna pulls the group of girls into a huddle, and they start whispering, probably debating how best to scar me for life.

Christina runs off, and Tris tells me she's just getting some makeup. Then she giggles evilly and starts talking to Shauna. Marlene winks at me, and I think to myself, Don't be a pansycake.

As Christina comes back into the room, I huff out air and brace myself. "I thought we'd start with some eyeliner," she says with a hint of maliciousness in her voice. She takes out a stick of black eyeliner and thickly coats it on my eyelids. I keep twitching, and Marlene giggles. "Pansycake!" she says, smirking.

Then, Tris asks Christina is she can have a go, and I cringe as she takes Chris's place. "Now, we're gonna put on some eye shadow!" She hold up some powder, and I strain to see what horrendous shade it will be. "Nuh-uh! You can't see until the big reveal!" she says, offended. I let her dab at my eyes, and she presses hard. I think she did it on purpose.

Next, Shauna and Lynn put blush on me, followed by Marlene smearing way too much lip gloss on me. Finally, Christina finishes up with mascara, and I fear what I will see when I look in the mirror. But the girls steer me instead toward the door, forcing my head to face straight and I can't see my reflection.

Christina's POV

I head out the bathroom door first, and shout at the boys sitting on the floor, "Get ready for the great reveal!" Tris joins me in saying, "Presenting…"

All the girls shout, as rehearsed in the huddle, "Uriah's new look!"

Marlene pushes Uriah out from behind me and Four, Will, and Zeke all burst out in fits of laughter. Uriah runs back into the bathroom before we can stop him, and I hear an ear-splitting screech. "Don't smudge your lip gloss!" Marlene yells at him.

Uriah skips back into the room, and says, rolling his eyes, "Gals, this blush is way too pink. I mean, so not cool!"

"Too bad, it's staying that way," Shauna says, crossing her arms at him.

"We can make sure it stays like that," Lynn backs her up, and wears an evil smile. "We gals have ways, you know."

At that, we all sit down and resume our game. "Candor or Dauntless, Shauna?" asks Uriah, in his newly-acquired female voice.

"Dauntless."

"Pierce your belly-button!"

Shauna bites her lip. I don't blame her; I sure wouldn't want a belly-button piercing, especially if I was forced to. But then she blinks and says, "Fine."

We head down to the shop next to the tattoo place, and Uriah covers his face the whole way. When we get inside, I expect the woman to ask why half of us were half-naked, but instead, she acts like she's seen it a million times. Shauna asks if she could get a belly-button piercing, and the woman, Jen, shows her the colors. After Shauna gets a little orange ball through her belly-button, we head back to the apartment where Shauna selects the next victim.

"Candor or Dauntless, Tris?" she smiles, but this time, not in an accusing way.

"Dauntless."

"I dare you to sit on Four's lap for the whole game."

Tris moves over to Four, where he spreads his arms to let her in, and closes them back around her waist.

"Christina, Candor or Dauntless?"

"Candor," I reply.

Tris looks surprised, like she didn't expect that answer. Then she purses her lips and says, "Why are you afraid of moths?"

I arch an eyebrow, but she looks expectant. Everyone around me looks amused. They didn't know I was afraid of moths yet. "In one of my fears, there was like, a huge swarm of moths. You know, all those legs and papery wings, and…" I shudder at the memory. Will puts his arm around me while the others laugh. Inside me, I'm grinning to no end. But outside, I frown because I don't want to reveal my feelings, and they are laughing at me, after all.

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