This chap was supposed to be last, but its just a filler, so yaa doesent count.....
Its kinda short, but whatev!!
Oh my God. I was SO not just snubbed by Edward freakin' Cullen. No freakin' way. He must be, like, WAY confused. I'm Jessica Stanley. As in Jessica FREAKIN' Stanley for cryin' out loud! I'm HOT!
There was only one logical explanation for his stand-offish behaviour.
He was playing hard to get.
And I could play hard, baby. Way hard.
So I, like, made my way to my next class, English. Edward wasn't in this class, but his little blondie admirer was. She was sitting by herself at a desk in the middle of the room. She looked like really weird. Head down, eyes closed, and fingers massaging her temples, like she was trying to concentrate in some difficult maths problem. Or like she was hearing voices like some psychopath who needed therapy.
God, she was so ugly. I don't know why I thought she was pretty in the first place.
From the side, I could see that her nose was way bent like it had been broken, which threw all of her other features off-balance.
And those dark rings around her eyes? Jeez they looked like some serious shiners. Who socked it to you, I thought.
So the bell went, anyways, one boring hour later. Edward wasn't in my next class either, so it was total shit as well.
So after last class, I was basically walking down to my car with that sexy swagger that I'm famous for.
I was re-applying my strawberry lip-gloss, when I saw the glorious figure of Edward Cullen in my compact mirror. He was about 6 feet behind me. Checking out my cute derriere, no doubt. And he was ALONE! There is a god. Edward be thy name.
Suddenly, a light bulb pinged in my mind.
I had a flash of GENIOUS.
Oh yes. I spent about eight seconds preparing for my master plan. It was FLAWLESS. I was so smart.
I made sure to slow my pace subtly, until I was about 3 feet in front of him. I would 'accidentally' trip over my own feet, cutely, of course, with a little 'Oh!', and fall straight into his perfect arms… he would have no choice but to catch me in his big strong arms, look me deep in my mysterious blue eyes, and fall insanely in love with me…
So I stumbled, and fell back a little, like SO cutely, but then something SO freakin unlucky happened. That was the exact moment that Edward decided to bend down and tie his laces (wtf? He was wearing docker shoes, they don't even HAVE laces!) and of course, without him there to catch me, I fell straight through a muddy puddle into a wet bush.
Oh MY GOD. This was so HUMILIATING. Please, I wished a big hole would just swallow me up.
And, of course, Edward just stared at me like I had just proposed to do some freaky weird ancient blood-ritual ritual.
He stared for a moment, as did everyone in the vicinity, and then burst into a fit of laughter. "Jesus Christ, Jessica…" he chuckled, shaking his head disapprovingly and walking away.
Oh-My-God. Did I mention that this was SO embarrassing? Did I?
I saw Lauren rounding people up, pointing and laughing at me. That bitch was DEAD. I would KILL HER SO HARD THAT SHE DIED TO DEATH.
I scrambled to my feet, pulling loose twigs out of my usually-pristine hair, and dashed to my car. I reached it and dove into the front for safety. I saw the Cullens, getting into their cars, laughing and looking over at me. I felt like a monkey in a zoo. All I needed now was a banana.
I made up my mind then and there.
I was never going in to school ever again.
Ever.
Never.
Never ever.
Ever.
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