I'm in depressed mode: I think I failed again, did not get the scholarship to Singapore and may have to stay in this desperate country forever . Feeling like an emo kid these days, horrible and negative thoughts occupying my mind.

Anyway, here's chapter 4, whatever.

Disclaimer: Look at my face. You really think I would look like this if I own Vocaloid ?


Chapter 4

Friday the 13th isn't over yet

Rin POV

They always say the first days are the worst. I don't know exactly who "they" were, they're right.

I struggled with my lessons. Mr. Kiyo spoke way too fast for my tiny brain to process the information coming out of his mouth! I mean, I'm not dense or anything, but this change is too much to handle. In my old class, the teacher barely taught us a thing. She simply told us to open our books and keep quiet. When it was time for exams, she would tell us what to learn and that was it. Hence, I used to spend my time at school doodling, designing some clothes and then study later at home.

Math period was probably the biggest challenge for me. I curse whoever wasted their time studying about stupid numbers and their relations. They should have spent more time for themselves, go shopping or playing games of some sorts. I fidgeted with my pen, squishing my brain hard to solve the problem on the board: so many x's and y's – how did my classmates managed to do it so easily? Are they even human?

Japanese was not a comfort. I regretted being Japanese now. My family was actually French, which explained how we got our hair color. French alphabet is heaven compared to what I had to face learning Japanese. KataKana and Hiragana caused me no trouble, but Kanji on the other hand, was pure madness. Just by looking at the letters gave me headache, you expect a-should-have-been French kid to draw those kanji things?

Lucky for me, the last period was a self-teach. Apparently the teacher also had a headache with the last lesson, or at least that what I thought. To me, self-teach = play time. So, I pulled out my little scrapbook from my backpack, along with my Ipod and put on my headphones. Doodling + Music = Fun. Bleh, I wish math could be more like that.

The silence in the room gave me the creeps. Normally, a class in self-teach would be like a battlefield: paper planes in the air, spitball being fired and the annoying sound of people chatting. Then, I'd have to turn my music volume to maximum. However, it was not the case.

I temporarily took off my headphone to look around. The atmosphere remained calm, as if the teacher was still lurking behind around the corner. My mouth gaped at the sight of my peers opening their books and doing their homework – IN CLASS! They're homework for god's sake and they are supposed to be done at HOME!

Then I realized this class isn't normal after all. To be able to be here, you'd have to maintain a perfect score in almost every subject and as far as I know, it required hard work and lots of sacrifice. Oh well, since I was here now, I'd better be a good student too!

-Time skip-

I gave up. After a while trying to do my math, my brain reached its peak. I had trouble concentrating and could not force myself to focus on these numbers. Instead, I drew tones of smiley faces in my textbook and eventually found myself looking out the window. It was spring and you could see sakura trees everywhere. There were also tints of a redhead and some blonde chick, which I thought it was Teto in her angry mode, but I quickly brushed the idea aside. Teto was one of those disciplinarian who would never skip classes.

I was immersed in my own world when out of nowhere, my phone vibrated. It was one of my clients, Miku.

I'm skipping today. I need to talk to you about our operation.

Short, condensed, demanding. Such a typical teallete.

Matte matte, what if Miku was actually the "Mikuo" dude sitting behind me? Haha you should never expected Rin Kagamine to be that stupid, ne ?

I tore a piece of paper form my scrapbook.

Stop teasing me Miku. Can't we meet at lunch?

I aimed the note at "his" head. Bulls-eye!

Seriously Rin, you've got to introduce me to this Miku gurl. And yes, we can meet at lunch. I can prove you I'm a man then. Now excuse me, but I want to finish my homework first.

I blushed at his note. OK so I was wrong about his gender, cross-dressing sure was confusing. But still, what a hypocrite flirt! I turned around, ready to make some sarcastic comment about his lie about his "homework" but instead, blood rushed to my face once more. Yup, he wasn't lying. I could see calculators, rough papers and equations all over his small desk. Eesh… never did I believe a flirt like that would be this… laborious.

"Hey, I know my face is handsome, but you really should get back to work. You won't have time to hang out with me if you have homework to do, ya know?" Mikuo gave me a pedo smirk. I suddenly felt an urge to puke.

"Not in a million years, you Miku-look-alike" I stuck out my tongue. I needed a plan to escape this class without being noticed. I do not wish to be caught leaving the class on my first day here.

Third person POV

"Please, I'm sorry ok? Let me out !" a blonde yelled, kicking the wooden door.

"This is your punishment for confusing the Great Teto. I mistook you for my Mistress and hugged you, TWICE! Nobody can be hugged by me, except for Mistress. Now you have to PAY!" I roared. Even though I found the scene very amusing: The great asshole "shota" Len Kagamine under my feet, begging for forgiveness; I tried my best to maintain my "Angry Teto" face.

We were both locked in a room known as "Staff Room". In fact, it was a private room for hall monitors and prefect to use. I was not the prefect, Miku was. However, she was busy with something today and asked me to fill her out for today. And of course, being the trusty and adorable Teto as I already am, I said yes. Being a prefect is fun: you are allowed to skip classes and use this awesome room. Plus, I now have this Len dude as my new doll ! He looked so much like my Mistress that dressing him up would be ten times better !

I opened the closet and handed Len a pink nurse uniform.

"Put them on" I demanded, giving him my murderous smile. Oh and don't mistake me, there was a changing room in here. There was nothing to see anyway, this dude is even girlier than me.

Len shook his head violently, refusing my wish, his hands still trying to break the lock. He mumbled something about "Friday the 13th" bad luck and how he would never leave the house on this day again.

"I said…." "PikaCHUUU~~" I couldn't finish my sentence because of vibration coming from my phone.

OMG, that was my special ringtone for my Mistress ! That was her watching "Pokemon" when she was 6, wasn't she cute back then ? Well, not that she was no longer cute, it was just that she cross-dress too much.

Teto, I need back up. I need to meet up with a client and can't leave the classroom right now. Cover me will ya ?

Thanks, TS


Len POV

TS ? This monster knew TS ? I was so curious about this TS now, who the hell gave her permissions to turn someone like, like Luka to be a super model? The world has certain rules to follow and to leave things in its natural state was one of the most important one. Some people were born with absolute beauty (for instance, me) while the others had to deal with what they have, can't she get that ?

Whatever, I need to meet this TS. No one messed with my play toys.

"Hey Teto, you happen to know this TS?"

Oh, I seemed to have snapped Teto out of her daydream. I mean, she was drooling all over the place, her eyes closed and flowers scattered the air. I looked around to check that I wasn't lost in some fangirl's fiction. Neh, still locked in some weird room

"Huh? You mean Mistress?"

"Mistress ? You mean this Ri…"

"EEEKK !" was the last sound to be heard before Teto karate chopped my head. I blacked out.

Third person POV

"Damn you mouth. You are not supposed to reveal that" a redhead grumbled, dragging along with her the unconscious body of a young man.

The said girl speed walked to classroom 3-A, where a blonde boy, almost identical to the body on the floor, minus his hairclips were waving frantically to the girl. She nodded her head, signaling that everything was under her control.

Skillfully, the redhead opened the back door of the classroom and managed to crawl all the way past a studying teal dude to the hairclip guy, succeed to bring along the blonde boy's body.

"This is your decoy Mistress. Now follow me, Miku's waiting." The girl whispered, switching her "Mistress" for the "decoy" within a flash.

"Gosh Teto, who's that ? Is he dead?" The guy lightly squealed like a girl.

"I dunno, but no time to explain" The girl placed her index finger to her mouth and grabbed the guy's wrist, pulling him to the door.

Suddenly, the "sleeping" body collapsed on the desk, making a huge thud and distracted everyone from the loud crack sound of the back door being opened once more.

Rin POV

Note to mind: Never ask Teto a favor. She may extravagate things, seriously. I highly doubted the fact that the boy now sitting in my place was still breathing. He looked terribly similar to me however, kinda like male me wearing high ponytails with bangs. Well, Teto might have dyed his hair blonde too, no such school has so many feminine dudes.

At the moment, Teto was dragging me along the hallway. She stopped in front of the girl's restroom.

"Your belongings are on the counter, my Mistress. The items for Miku are in the teal box" Teto said while bowing

"Thank you Teto, and call me Rin. We've known each other for 8 years now, skip the formals !"

It was true, Teto has been my "servant" for as long as I could remember. Lily's always too busy to take good care of me, Rinto and Gakupo are both men so Teto was adopted in as my sister. However she did not feel right to be treated like that so she volunteered to serve me. She somewhat did a poor job though, breaking countless dishes and kitchens.

"Yes…and …and" Teto fidgeted with her fingers "I'm so sorry about my mouth"

"What ?" I gave her a questioning look. Teto blushed and shoved me into the restroom. "I'll explain everything home. Stop procrastinate or your client would be dissatisfied!"


Thank you for everyone who read, fav and reviewed another failure attempt in accomplishing something of mine*bow* (Mấy bạn người Việt đọc chùa thì biến giùm cái ~)

Oh and I almost forgot to answer Phantom: yes, I'll try to speed it up (if I'm still alive next week). Most chapters are impromptu so blame me ~ About the couples, I'm a RinxLen fan, no doubt. There would be some brother complex, RintoxLenka, KaitoxMiku and the rest hasn't been decided yet, but I guarantee they would be less common, something like Gakupo and Gumi *laughing*

Expect some crappy romance, a tortured Len and may be something burning in the next chapters. Toss me some bricks if you feel like doing so, I'm feeling like dying anyway.

That's it, going back to my dark corner now. Bye …