A/N: AHH! Thank you oooooh so much for the reviews!
Kiriari: I like your username! :D I'm glad you like it! And I just had to add the Gibbs-slap... it's awesomeness in it's purest form! And thank you!
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summers revenge: Thank you for complimenting my writing style! :D And I tried to make Naiomi as unique as possible, like no other. She's ment to make people laugh, so I'm glad that works out! And I could just imagine Kakashi doing that, I was dying as I wrote it... And he his a freaking drop dead amazing hottie bad ass... I completely agree ;) Thank you for sating my hunger!
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DISCLAIMER!: I tried to bribe Kakuzu to sell me Naruto. I totally had it going, but then Pein came in and was all bad-ass-leader-like, so I tucked tail and ran.
I still have nothing...
Waking up, isn't my thing. It's genetic. My uncle woke me up once... he has fake front teeth. My great uncle woke my dad up... he has no teeth. My great great uncle woke my grandpa up... he's dead.
Luckily, Naruto is a ninja. He didn't loose any teeth. But now, I was pretty much like an agitated tiger. But I looked like a lion, what with my hair. Hey, I don't wake up beautiful people! It takes time and patience!
"Nee-Chan? Are you hungry?" The other three ninja whomade up Team Kakashi were eying me warily.
"Un." Grunting, I reunited with my pillow, throwing a huge party... in my head. On the outside, I pulled my blankets up to my chin.
"Uh... okay. Teme, you try!" And I was jabbed in the back roughly. My fist clipped chicken butt's jaw.
"Idiot." He grumbled.
"Ass whooooooole." Meet the Falkers is great. I mean... really great...
"Kaka-sensei, you can handle your onna! Jaa Ne! See you at the training grounds!" Three swishes and it was silent. Smiling, I curled up into a ball and nuzzled my pillow.
"Kami help your children when they wake you up on Christmas morning..." I groaned and shoved my face deeper into my pillow. Maybe if I died, I'd sleep forever... "Haystack looks good on you. And pillow lines? Beautiful."
"Fuck off Hatake, I'm sleeping." I turned my back to him and took a deep breath.
"..." It was silent. But only temporarily. "If we don't get there soon, they'll think we were having rough sex."
"OH C'MON YOU PERV!" I shoved him off my bed and sat up with a dirty look.
I grabbed mesh shorts and solid short shorts that were black. It followed up with a long sleeve mesh shirt with a tight sky blue tank top. I grabbed black lingerie, and set off to the bathroom.
I took a quick shower, then got outand brushed my wild hair. iput on eye-liner and mascara, a bit of cover up and headed out.
"Shower sex? I like it." Instead of glaring, I flicked him on his masked cheek.
"Of course you would."
We walked in silence as I munched on my chocolate chip muffin. It was smart of the copy-nin to keep his mouth shut. I tend to be very disagreeable in the mornings.
After the muffin, I was still hungry. And the fruit Shope seemed extremely appatizing...
So I veered off course, earning a "Hey!" from the confused ninja.
I began gathering food into my basket, ignoring the annoyed sigh from behind. Very close behind.
"Stuff it pops, I'm hungry."
"You just ate."
"Your point is?"
"You'll never make it as a ninja."
"I know where you sleep bitch, keep an eye open."
"I'm terrified."
"You don't know how good I am with those throw-y thing-ys. Not to mention I have a meanbatting average, and I would love to use your head as a base ball."
"You do realise, half of the time that you speak, no one understands what's coming out of your mouth. At this, I turned, narrowing my eyes.
"Wanna repeat that, punk?" I demanded,poking him in his very firm, very manly, chest. Oooh boy. ;)
"I'd be honored to." I wanted so badly to smack that smirk off his face...
"YOU STOLE KAKASHI-KUN!" Suddenly, that squad of fangirls behind me was painfully obvious.
Then they charged. I threw some yen at the merchant, then used the substitution jutsju to get the hell out of there. I snickered as they looked around, then the " That was smart. Shockingly."
"You are so lucky I'm a nice person. So lucky." The Jounin chuckled as I huffed, kicking pebbles across the ground. But then I bit into a little piece of heavan and a moan of appriciation came from my lips. It was all sunshine and lolly pops from there on out.
"You don't want to make those noises. They make me think dirty thoughts about and with you."
I ignored that comment. "You're a-hundred-percent sure you're not bi-polar?" My eyes dulled and I slowly allowed my head to turn in his direction.
"No. You wanna find out?" My voice held the glare and malice for me.
"No thanks. I'd wrather not get chased with a knife again." He eye smiled as we neared the training grounds.
"YOU'RE LATE!" The pink haired girl and whisker faced boy shouted and pointed in our faces. I rolled my eyes and kept walking.
"I'm not late, you're just early." Kakashi let out a chuckle and the three genin sweat dropped.
"I'll have to remember that one."
"Hey...Nee-Chan? Is that... food?" I grinned at Naruto and nodded.
"And I'll share with everyone!" Tossing the three kids their fruits, I earned mumbled thanks. And one, "ARIGATAU NEE-CHAN!"
However, my seventeen years of base ball, a little chakra, and an evil grin were the tools I used when throwing the fruit to Kakashi.
I pretended there was a pitchers plate in front of me, then reared my left leg up. Then I snapped it down and yelled, ""BATTER UP!"And whipped that shit at the silver haired ninja.
He lifted a hand to catch it, and when he did his visable eye widened and he dropped the now smushed fruit to the cold, hard ground.
I cheekily grinned, bouncing and yelled, "STEEE-RIKE!"
He glared at me and I shrugged. "Sorry, forgot you weren't wearing a mit Kakashi-Kun!" The alot lighter, tossed him the fruit. He caught it with his left hand, while healing chakra lit up his left one. It didn't slip past me that while he lifted fruit, the kids watched with wide eyes.
Then, smoke errupted from god knows where, and I went into a fit of coughing and flappingmy arms about, ultimately landing on my back. The smoke cleared and Kakashi was clear in my vision again, an apple core in his right, healed hand. I rolled onto my stomach, cupping my chin in my palms. "As my mother once screeched, 'THE FASTER YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU FART!' but I don't have a wooden spoon to hit you with. I'll get you later."
And i got four odd looks. WOOT! "No, seriously, I'm gonna laugh when you let one rip on a date, or in a meeting."
Naruto burst out laughing, Sakura punched him in the head, he fell over , and Sasuke cave manned. Kakashi just raised an eye brow.
"If you think I'm odd, picture me, only ten times worse. Then you have my mother. And ooooh buddy she gets angry when you don't do your laundry." I winked then folded my arms and rested my head on them.
"Where'd you learn to throw that way?" The Jounin demanded.
"Seventeen years of baseball as pitcher. What I threw you, my baseball deprived friend, is called a knuckle ball. The you have your fast ball, splitter, curve ball, and change up. My gramps got obsessed when he visited America, and my family became baseball orientated. Hense a batting average. If we concoct enough people, I'll teach you how to play! It's real fun! And it'll sooth our competitive Sasuke!" I winked yet again after lifting my head.
"I'm guessing it had something to do with bases and balls?" Sakura seemed interested.
"Yup. First base, second base, third base, and home plate. Then between second and third you have short stop. Those are all in field,along withthe pitchers mound. Then you have outfield, which is left field, center field, and right field. You'll need asmall compact ball and a couple bats. They tend to break. Like I said, if we get enough people, I'll teachyou how to play!" I tend to ramble when I talk about baseball... but I'd marry it if I could.
"Sounds complicated." Sasuke decided to give his input.
"To you guys, yeah. but I almost got a scholarship to a real good college with it, but... then they saw my grades. Life sucks." I scratched the back of my head.
"At least there's one thing you're good at." I couldn't see but under that mask, i knew Kakashi was smirking.
"Fuck yoooooooooou." Look, you can switch out the words and it still sounds good!
"You have a really bad mouth Nee-Chan..." Naruto scratched the back of his head. I swear, the kid is just like me.
"Cursing is her way of coping." Sasuke actually talked... and not caveanese either!
"Coping with what cave man?" I allowed my eyes to narrow, bordering a glare.
"Frustration, depression, lackof hope... betrayal." Now my eyes were really narrowed.
"Frustration, yes. Depression, fuck no. Lack of hope, yes. ...Betrayal, yeah." I rolled ontomy back and folded my arms behind my head. "But that's not who I am." I winked again and closed my eyes tightly. "I'm not one of many emotions."
Silence accomidated my mood nicely.
"Well, lets start training."
I wasn't aloud to throw things at the kids. And I felt watched during target practice. I didn't hold back, using deadly force and aim to nail the bulls eye with a single finger. The 'shuriken', I just called them ninja stars, were easy to throw. The small ones anyway. I was, however,more interested in the kunai because I could spin it on any one ofmy fingers and throw whenever I felt like it.
"We'll have to get you some sebon." I jumped when the copy-nin spoke behind me and dropped the shuriken.
"Give a girl a heart attack, why don't you?" I rubbed my eyes.
"Training is over, same time tomorrow."
"I'm making Ramen and... I don't know, something else.
My statement drew an, "I'm coming over!" From Naruto, and a slight, "Hn." From Sasuke and Kakashi.
"My parents are expecting me. Sorry Omi-Chan!" And Sakura ran off.
"Okay- Wait! YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH THOSE!" All I heard was her laughter.
I huffed and crossed my arms over my chest. It was silent the rest of the way over, until Mufasa started jumping and barking. "Hello puppy!" I pet his head and trotted afterme happily.
"Puppy?" Kakashi retorted.
"Yeah, gotta problem old fart?" I'm such a nice person...
A/N: So... while I was writing this, my grandpa starts flipping out on my uncle, yelling about how he's gonna shoot him with his own bebe gun.
So to get them to shut up, I yelled at my cousin "YOU'RE FRONT TEETH ARE SO GAPPED I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO SMILE BACK OR KICK A FIELD GOAL!" And everyone in the house turned to look at me.
My step dad totally dissed me and said, "You really need to go back to counciling." so my grandpa shot him in the ass!
I was ROTFLMAO!
xD
Not to mention, in the USA, a woman, and republican!, got elected to be in the vote for President! WOOT! We need a woman in office here, these men don't know what they're doing! No offense to the male gender...
IMPORTANT!:
I'm going to be editing some of these chapters, because I haven't gotten the chance to revise them that often... I really need a beta!
The next chapter is already written out, so review if you want to read it!
It'll be posted friday, most likely. If not, monday.
I LOVE YOU ALL! No homo what-so-ever.
That's the end of this monster...
