Author's Note: Wow I'm really going to seem that I have no life but it's my vacation I've got nothing better to do (until Wednesday) so yeah another chapter for today. So enjoy~

Chapter 4: The Meeting and Day with Xemnas

Last time:

"We could've avoided all this if we'd just use the portal" he said. Roxas just stood there. "You mean you knew this all along and didn't tell me!" as he shouted at Demyx. Zexion started to laugh the more Roxas got mad at Demyx. "Hey man! Don't get mad at me! Besides it's not my fault!" as Demyx was covering his head making sure Roxas wouldn't hit him.

Both Nobodies made their way back to the Castle…

Back to the Story:

So when dinner time came around everyone was talk among themselves until Xemnas called to everyone's attention. "Okay well some of you may not know but I've been informed of a situation that's happened. It seems that one of our member's has been...turned into a baby. Now this is going to be an issue since someone has to take care of the child" Xemnas announced. Vexen was trying to hide since, well in a way, this was his fault. "So this is what I'm planning to do; everyone is going to take care of the child for one day unless it is obvious that the person cannot take care of him and when the 13 days (or less) are up he will chose who to stay with until we can find a cure. Yes this means if he chooses you then you must take care of him, for example; if I am chosen then I stay with him and etc. got it?" as everyone seemed to agree with this idea. "Now then, Vexen, how long will it take you to reverse the effect?" as Xemnas was looking with an evil glare at Vexen.

"Well that's abit hard to determine I mean I need to redo the formula then be able to-" "How LONG Vexen?" Xemnas shouted. "Oh um…I say maybe about…six months?" "What?!" "Well like I said before I need to redo the formula-" "That's too long, Vexen, I'm giving you three months" "What?! B-but sir!" "That's an order Vexen. You got three months to reverse this or you in serious trouble" "*sigh* Yes Superior…" as Vexen hung his head in defeat knowing there was no way out.

"Good…*ahem* if you are still curious of who the member is…it's Zexion that's been turned into the baby. Now I also want you all to not cuss infront of him since well he's a child and it's inappropriate. Anyway the days start tomorrow so yes I will take care of him tomorrow. You may all resume your dinner" Xemnas finished. Most of the members were complaining on how this 'assignment' was going to be since a lot of them aren't what they called "children loving" people. Anyway everyone just resumed on eating, while Xion was having fun feeding Zexion. She felt happy to know that the baby would sleep in her room tonight.

~Around 11 p.m.~

So right as Xion was about to put Zexion to sleep she realized that Demyx and Roxas forgot the most important thing…they forgot to buy a crib. Xion, thinking to herself, made a self note to kill Roxas and Demyx for being stupid. She then decided she'd ask Marluxia for knocked on Marluxia's door.

"Ugh…what is it?" he said rubbing his head

"Marluxia can you make a crib for me?"

"What on earth makes you think I can make a crib?"

"Just use your vines to make a plant crib so I can put Zexion to bed"

"Argh…fine but I need a picture before I make one"

"Okay" as both of them went to Xion's room. Xion got a parent book and showed Marluxia the picture. Looking at it, Marluxia made a vine crib in less than a minute.

"There I'm done. Now can you please leave me alone?"

"Yeah yeah" as Xion placed the sleeping baby in the crib. Then both went on with a peaceful night's sleep…

~Day 1: Xemnas~

In the morning Xemnas had been given Zexion to take of. Good thing he didn't have to change or feed him since Xion was glad enough to do that herself. So he really didn't have much to do besides paper work he'd leave off. "Well since I've got a lot of paper work to do, you might as well play with the toys Roxas bought you" as Xemnas handed the baby a rattle. Zexion grabbed it and put it in his mouth trying to chew on it. Xemnas just sat on his desk doing his work. Zexion at the meantime was playing with the rattle just shaking it around (though it did annoy Xemnas) or chewing on it. Eventually he got bored with it and looked around the room. Not much to look at since it was basically white everywhere. As Zexion was about to crawl out of the room, Xemnas was behind him and picked him up.

"Nuh ah. You're not going anywhere as long as you're in my care" he told the baby. Zexion gave him a pout face. "Yeah I don't care if you're mad that I 'foiled' your escape attempt. Besides I was going to take you downstairs for some food" as Xemnas took him to the kitchen.

When they reached the kitchen, Xemnas opened a jar of applesauce and began feeding Zexion. When Zexion finished Xemnas got himself a sandwich since he wasn't really hungry to being with. Both were now in the living room, watching T.V. but Xemnas didn't know what babies like to watch. "Well maybe I'll just flip through the channels and wait for you to respond to something" as Xemnas began looking through the channels. About a good five minutes later Xemnas started to think nothing good was on until he stopped at HBO were they were giving 'Rush Hour 3'. Zexion seemed to enjoy the action in that. Xemnas just left it there since nothing better to do. Zexion kept laughing at the violent parts, which was creepy to Xemnas seeing a baby being amused by violence. Then again that does sound like Zexion in a way Xemnas thought. Then he jumped when he heard Zexion say something.

"Ze…"

"Ze?"

"Ze!"

"Um I don't understand…"

"Ze!" as Zexion was pointing at the T.V.

"Hm…he wants me to watch the movie?" as Xemnas just looked at the movie. Then he noticed that it was at the part were Carter and Geneviève are about to do "it" and were touching each other in bed. Zexion started to laugh and clap at that part.

"Woah! Can't let you watch that part!" as Xemnas covered the boy's eyes. Zexion just giggling since he could somewhat hear what was happening. After the little incident they resumed on watching the movie. When it was over Zexion grabbed Xemnas' cloak and pulled on it.

"Ze!"

"Hm? What's this 'Ze' you keep saying"

"Ze!"

"Ugh…this is so hard to understand you. Hm…let me think…what does 'Ze' mean…" as Xemnas thought to himself. Then he started to get the picture.

"Do you mean 'Xemnas'?"

"Ze! Ze!"

"Uh that's not how you say it. Xemnas"

"Ze!"

"Okay I'm not going to fight with a baby so might as well- ugh please don't tell me you…" as Xemnas stared at the baby who just kept laughing. Oh yeah he did it Xemnas thought as he took Zexion to the bathroom. Xemnas, with this stuff sorta new to him, didn't really know how to put the diaper on after he finished cleaning Zexion. "Okay no big deal. If Xion can do it then I can too" as he was getting ready for the battle of his life. His first attempt was way off when he found out that the diaper was on Zexion's head. His second attempt was close just that the fact the diaper was on backwards. Finally as they say third time's the charm, he was able to put the diaper on right. Then he grabbed Zexion and went back to his office.

Not noticing that time went by fast he soon realized that it was very quiet in the room. There on the floor he saw that Zexion had fallen fast asleep. So he picked him up and carried him to his room. Again he noticed that there wasn't a crib for the boy so he improvised. The nearest thing Xemnas got to a crib was a large basket. He didn't know if he'd fit but it did look large enough. So getting a pillow and a few blankets he put Zexoin in it. To anyone this would probably be the cutest thing anyone has ever seen. Xemnas could careless but inside he thought it was 'cute' and secretly hid a small smirk just before he went to bed…

Yeah! Done with chapter 4!!! Hope you all enjoyed this chapter and next chapter we'll see how Xigbar and Xaldin handle Zexion! So until next time! :D