(A/N: Silly me, I forgot to describe how Michelle and Penelope look. Michelle has long blonde hair down a bit past her shoulders with brown/yellow eyes and has a beauty spot above her mouth like Marilyn Monroe. Penelope has short ginger hair that goes up to her ears and blue eyes. She also has freckles but not a lot.

Oh yeah and the reason it's called E-Luv is because this story has a sort of connection to the internet. E.g. E-Mail – E-luv. Plus since it's a love story and chatting on the net is full of slang words like: Lol. I decided to use the slang word for love. Just wanted to point that out in case some of you didn't get it. God, im so extra!

Anyways Enjoy and don't forget to review!)

Vegeta's car pulled up in the parking lot just a few blocks away. He popped his head out of the window and looked around.

"You guys don't look now but my dad's just arrived in the school parking lot." Bra said as she stood behind Michelle. Michelle looked around. "Where? I don't see him." Soon she received a hard conk on the head. "Hey!" She shouted.

"Don't make it obvious! Now let's walk away as calmly and normally as possible. And make it fast! Or else he'll be able to sense my ki!"

Penelope blinked. "Sense your ki? Ha! That's a good one, it's not like your father has super powers or anything." Bra blushed; she had almost let out a secret of hers.

"Look, let's just go please!" Bra said as she began walking away, Michelle and Penelope not far behind her.

"BRA!"

Oh Shit! Bra thought. Bra walked on as if she couldn't hear him.

"BRA!"

Bra's walking began to quicken.

Vegeta grinned as he watched her and noticed her little plan.

"DON'T MAKE ME SAY SOMETHING I SURPRISINGLY WON'T REGRET!"

"He's teasing. He's just teasing. Walk along. Walk along." Bra told herself. Bra looked side to side only to find Penelope and Michelle had gone. "Ugh! Idiots! They left me."

Vegeta took two steps forward. "Fine… I have no other choice."

Bra kept walking and luckily she was just about to turn the corner when she heard:

"BRA! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE FIVE AND YOU SLEPT OVER PAN'S HOUSE? YOUR PANTIES ARE STILL THERE AND WE NEED TO COLLECT THEM RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"

Bra felt like screaming, she wanted the world to end. She felt like she wanted more to happen as he continued…

"I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU LITTLE 'LADIES' BUT WE NEED TO GET THOSE PANTIES NOW AND GET RID OF THOSE HORRIBLE SKID MARKS!"

"No. Way." Bra shook her head. "No. Way. He did not just say that." Bra turned around and saw the big grin on her dad's face. She stomped angrily towards him ignoring the faces that turned towards her.

"Hi Bra. Enjoyed school today?" Vegeta said like nothing happened.

"Dad. How. Could. You."

"Look. It's embarrassing for me too. Now get in the car before the worst is to come."

Bra growled and got into the car, slamming the car door shut.

Vegeta sighed and stood for a moment, enjoying the air before hoping into the car and driving off.

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"Today was the worst day of my life!" Bra screamed as she rushed upstairs.

"Good Afternoon?" Bulma called out. She then shrugged and watched as the 'Prince of all Saiyans' walked in.

"Good Afternoon woman." Vegeta raised a hand. Before Bulma could reply she heard Bra's door slam shut and her pager buzz.

Bulma removed her Pager from her pocket and checked her message.

She cocked an eyebrow and looked up at Vegeta.

"Skid Marks?"

"What? Isn't that what you call them? I was only trying to blend in" He explained. Extending the 'Bl'

--

Trunks laughed.

"Could you go away now?!" Bra pleaded as she tried to close the door but was stopped by Trunks' foot.

"HA! Oh please. Could you tell me that story again?! God it's funny!"

"I shouldn't have told you!" Bra said with her eyes twitching. "Argh! Why is everyone trying to ruin my life?!"

Trunks chuckled. "Ruin? Ruin is such a, oh how do you say… 'light' word. Torture or Destroy would fit just exact!"

Bra felt like she was about to explode. "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!"

With that she slammed her door.Trunks sighed and coughed out another laugh before walking back to his room.

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Trunks grinned as he entered in his username and password.

Username: Big Baseballs

Password: big indeed

Trunks watched the room fill up with busy bodies.

Sexyupfront: Hey yall!

Daddylong: Press 77 if you look peng girls!

Sirmixalot: Any chicks got back up in here?!

Board: 77

robotI: Blah blah!

Soon a private box came up.

Sexyupfront: Hey there.

Big Baseballs: Hey.

Sexyupfront: Have you really got the big ones? (winks)

Trunks let out a soft chuckle and began typing.

Big Baseballs: Yeah.

Sexyupfront: Mmm nice. Got a picture of you?

Big Baseballs: Yeah. Hold on.

Trunks browsed through his computer photo album until he found the right one. He put up a picture of him and Goten. Goten wore his usual: White shirt and light purple jeans.

While Trunks wore an open light blue shirt revealing his nice pecks and dark jeans slightly pulled down to show the brim of his white boxers.

Sexyupfront: Woah, which one is you?

Big Baseballs: The Purple haired one.

Sexyupfront: Mmmm Tasty. You're hot.

Big Baseballs: Thanks. So, you really sexy up front?

Sexyupfront: Yep. I've got two destinations for you to pick from. 1 & 2.

Big Baseballs: Really? Tell me about them babe.

Sexyupfront: Well number one, people say its like heaven. When they put their head in between they feel like their in the clouds. And number 2, people say its like a jungle, a nice deep jungle. But when I move things out of the way, the path is clear…

(A/N: LOL, I BET YOU ALL ARE GETTING THE WRRROONG IDEA RIGHT NOW. Well, if you were an idiot maybe you wouldn't get it yet. If you find his part disturbing just tell me in a review.

Big Baseballs: Oh really? Nice.

Sexyupfront: You might get a sample if you're lucky.

Big Baseballs: Luck's my middle name.

Sexyupfront: So, what are your 'baseballs' like?

Just then Trunks heard his Dad calling him. "Coming Dad!"

Trunks then got up from his seat and rushed down stairs.

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Meanwhile.

Bulma was looking through the family photo album. She giggled as she saw all Bra and Trunks' baby pictures and the look on Vegeta's face when it was time to change their nappies.

She found one picture of Trunks that caught her interest. "It's so sweet, after all these years Trunks is still my baby boy." She laughed and then smiled. "I should show this to Vegeta. It'll bring memories flooding back!"

Bulma got up from the bed and left the photo album laying there.

Just as she walked through the corridors she saw Trunks' room door wide open. She took a step back and noticed his computer was on and tiny writings that looked like ants from where she was running up and down the page. "A virus?!" She asked herself.

Curious, she walked over to his desk and sat down. She then grew angry as she saw it wasn't a virus but a chat room. "Ugh. Just when you thought Bra was the one to blame."

She read the conversation in total shock and disgust. Just then the conversation came back to life.

(A/N: I know this is gross but in real life this is probably how chats are. Some are gross, you have to admit.

Sexyupfront: BBB? BBB you there? You going to show me them big juicy balls or not?

Bulma almost choked. "B-B-B-Big Baseballs?!" She stared at his username.

"That's not what his baby pictures tell me!"

Bulma took the baby picture that she had in her hands and placed it neatly onto the Computer scanner. She pressed the 'Upload' button on the machine.

Big Baseballs: Oh, don't worry. You will see them.

Then Bulma minimized the private conversation and went back onto the main chat room.

She waited for the picture to upload and she then went to a part of the site called: Chat File Compose.

She clicked it. Put up a certain file and minimized it. Then Bulma got back to the main room and began to type.

Big Baseballs: I'm sure the rest of you would like to see this.

Soon the chat room filled up with questions such as: What?

Huh? See what? Etc.

Bulma got back onto the Chat File Compose and angrily pressed on send.

Soon everyone in the chat room got the picture. The whole room filled up with laughter.

Sirmixalot: LMAO!

RobotI : ROFL!

Noddy: OH HOLY CRAP! LOL.

Sexyupfront then reopened another private chat with BBB and typed.

Sexyupfront: LMAO! God that's funny.You must have some guts. But too bad, I don't think you're that lucky enough to have a sample. Here. Click accept and I'll show you what you've missed. (frown) (wink)

Bulma clicked accept in curiosity.

Soon a big moving picture came up. Two big peach-ish colors balloons showed up, each with some sort of pink colors circles. Bulma couldn't make out what they were at first until she scrolled down…

It seemed like some sort of ball of wires at first. Bulma cocked her eyebrow.

Then a pair of two fingers came down and dug into the 'wires' and pulled apart.

The next thing Bulma saw was pink…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(A/N: I believe Bulma finally hooked on. And I also believe she'll never think of pink the same way again… Anyway, moving on.)

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Next day. Trunks was walking through the hallway of his school when he noticed everyone was laughing. He smiled at everyone's happiness and amusement.

"I wander what everyone's laughing at." He said to Goten, who was walking beside him.

Goten shrugged, trying to keep his laugh inside.

Soon Trunks walked past a girl called Emily, who he had a huge crush on and noticed she was laughing with her friends. One of her friends seemed to be pointing in his directions.

"Goten, why is everyone laughing at you?"Trunks asked.

"Not me. YOU!" Goten burst into a fit of laughter. He clenched his stomach.

"Huh?"

Just then two surfers came up to Trunks. They were called Edd and Eddie.

"Dude! Your balls are small!" Edd said.

"Yeah, like totally mini man! I could like totally fit them in my mouth!" Laughed Eddie.

"Yo dude, that's nasty."

Edd took out a photo he had printed from the internet and showed it to Trunks.

Trunks' mouth dropped wide open.

In the picture was Trunks when he was 5 years old. He was running naked in the garden with mud covering most of his chest. He had a sort of gay happy smile on his face as his mini balls were dangling gracefully in the air.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?! HOW DID EVERYONE GET THIS?!"

Eddie covered his ears. "Like Dude. Calm down man."

Edd laughed. "Like, you're the one who like totally sent it to us in the chat room remember?"

Trunks tried to speak but his mouth was dry and lost of words.

He then thought back to last night when he caught his mum snooping through his things.

"MUM…YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" He screamed as he ran past laughing faces until he was alone in a cubicle of the boys bathroom.

I doubt this chapter was funny but I tried… And I kind of rushed some parts. Anyway, I could always redo this chapter right? Hope you can forgive me. Love Ya. Please Review.

Tempz99