Disclaimer: Twilight is mine!
Alice: No, it's not, give it back right now.
DIsclaimer: Awh, do I have to?
Alice: Yes!
Disclaimer: Or what!
Alice: Barbie time!
Disclaimer: NO please no, here you can have it!
(A/N: House is now a vampire)
(HPOV)
"I know your awake," said Alice.
"How do you know for sure," asked House meanly.
"We can't sleep," said Alice.
"WHAT?" yelled House.
From somewhere in the backyard Nessie says "You better run for your life!"
"Wait, why can I hear her so well?" asked House completely confused.
{A/N: Never thought you'd see that did you?}
"Drum roll, please!" chirped Alice.
Emmet plays the drums on something in the house while Esme yells at him.
"You now have the power of super hearing" said Alice in her best announecr's voice.
"Are you sure you guys aren't crazy?" asked House.
"Once again, MY FAMILY IS NOT CRAZY!" yelled Carilsle from his laboratory.
(Carisle/N: MY STUDY IS NOT A LABORATORY!)
(A/N: Just to let you guys have a hint at future chapters, Carilse goes crazy for want of a normal family. !)
(CPOV)
"Why, can't I have a normal family?" asks Carisle to himself.
"Cuz, your vampires," says Emerald out of nowhere.
"You have a point," said Carilse.
(BPOV)
"I'm BORED!" yelled Bella.
"Soo?" asked Emmet.
"FAMILY MEETING! NOW!" sang Bella in her best opera voice.
"Bella, love why are you singing opera?" Edward asked Bella
"Cuz, I'm just cool like that!" screamed Bella doing jazz hands.
"Bella, that is such a good plan!" squealed Alice.
"What's the plan?" screamed Emmet.
"Truth or Dare!" Chriped Bella in a sing song voice.
I know I'm soo EVIL (insert evil laugh) to leave it at a cliffy!
Sorry it so long for me to update.
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