Dear Diary,
How does one compensate for such annoyances in one's life? With cold blooded murder, that's how. How. How, how how, now that's the real question! Something fabulous enough that the Barbie product name would be proud to represent.
I didn't mind showing off a bit. My life had been perfect until he messed it up; I had nothing to lose. The "incident" would take place in the bedroom, at the scene of the crime, where a different kind of "packaging" confined my heart.
My pink heels strewn across the floor would be perfect accessories, both for fashion and for murder! Zip ties were at the ready on the bedside table making it harder for my prey to escape (though I doubt he would want to with this kind of foreplay).
Bright red lipstick was accessible, to mark my victim, along with a glass of wine to bask in my triumphant success. After all, what kind of murderer would I be if I didn't plan ahead?
More details to come! XXX
-Barbie Bitch