I know I'm lazy, I'm sorry. I'm just working on another story right now and it's taken up all my free time. I'm not actually thinking about posting it unless I get 5 review saying people like Zetsu-san, or have even heard of him.

Disclaimer: Do not own

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"What!" Tenten looked from Neji to Sasuke.

"It's bonding! One at a time," Naru smirked, "Neji you start!"

"Why me?" Neji glared at her.

"Because... I said so!" Naru stuck out her tongue and gestured for him to start.

Neji awkwardly leaned over and kissed Tenten where her ear connected to her cheek. As a result Tenten turned bright red and looked away quickly. Hinata silently took a picture as blackmail.

Tenten kissed Sasuke on the cheek and Sasuke proceded to kiss Sakura on the chin.

Sakura kissed Naruto on the head and then punched him for looking at her chest.

Naruto hesitated before kissing Hinata. He knew Neji would kill him anyway and decided the reward outweighed the risks so he leaned forward and placed a sweet, tender kiss on her pink lips.

Hinata nearly fainted but could feel the sincerity in his kiss and knew that he liked her too. She turned and kissed Kiba's cheek.

Kiba rolled his eyes at Naruto and kissed Naru on the the nose. He looked at Neji and got the signal. He was getting paid to help Neji with his revenge.

Naru turned but before she could kiss Shino, Kiba lost his balance and pushed Naru to steady himself, causing her to loose her balance and fall on top of Shino, in the worst way.

Naru's chest was right in Shino's face. She was a C-cup mind you.

Naru regained her balance and looked at the position. She jumped up and made a mad dash for the window. She jumped onto the balcony then up onto the roof.

Everyone looked from where she was back to Shino, his cheeks were the lightest pink, but he WAS blushing.

Kiba resisted the urge to laugh, Shino probably would've killed him.

Neji was smiling inside. He now knew his sisters weakness. He also knew the next few days would be full of traps, plots and revenge. He made a mental note to check his food for for poison.

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Preview:

The fangirls had taken Naru to their secret lair. It was like a freakin' cave. A big statue of Neji stood in the center. Candles were in a circle around him.

"So how do you plan on starting?" the head fangirl looked down at Naru, waiting for her answer.

"Well first I'll sneak into his room..."

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