The Ten Commandments of FF7

by Berkhildr

To be Cloud, Kadaj, Yuffie, Vince, and so on. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcomed. Mainly all in the title.

4. Tifa

A.N: I surprisingly have nothing to say, besides the fact that gummy bears taste really bad. YUCK!

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The Ten Commandments of: Tifa

1.Thy must be overly modest.

2.Thou must wear skintight clothing.

3.Thou must adopt little orphan children with an open heart.

4.Thy must know the rules of martial kickass.

5.Thou must love a guy who loves a dead chick.

6.Thy must know how to make Cloud better.

7.Thy must have to put up with Cloud.

8.Thou must be a good mother to her little orphans, and even her adult friends.

9.Thou must know how to hurt drunks.

10.Thy must bitch-slap Scarlet… Constantly…