Oh my StarClan! Another chapter. Huh. I also noticed I didn't put an author's note at the end of last chapter and it was much shorter than usual. Sorry about that. But this is longer, yay! Anyway, thanks for all the reviews.
Firestar danced around the camp singing, "Millie is gone!" Over and over. The Clan cats were getting annoyed at this, including StarClan.
"He should just shut up, for StarClan's sake!" Yellowfang complained grumpily.
Suddenly, an idea popped into Bluestar's head and a lightbulb appeared above her, because that's what happens when you get ideas.
"What in StarClan's name is that?" Bluestar looked up, "well, anyway, I have an idea! We shall come up with another prophecy to make the Clans even more random."
"But what?" Whitestorm asked.
"I KNOW! I KNOW! PIIIIIIIIIICK MEEEE!" Spottedleaf yelled, excited. When no one else responded, she continued, "We give them sugar-filled cake and give them this prophecy, to save the world from destruction and fear, get all cats to eat this everyday when sunhigh is near. When they eat the cake, they'll be soooooooooo hyper, and I'd be soooooooo happy."
"Genius!" Ashfur called.
"WHAT WHAT WHAT IS CAKE? It sounds delicious." Lionheart questioned.
"It is delicious! More delicious than that mouse I... caught last week with Bluestar." Spottedleaf remembered.
Bluestar and Spottedleaf walked into Tigerstar's fast food place. The place was red, black and white in colour with lots of Dark Forest cats. They sheepishly walked to the counter where Darkstripe worked.
"Didn't expect StarClan she-kitties to be here! What would you like?" Darkstripe asked.
"Two mouse burgers please?" Bluestar replied shyly.
"And would you like fries with that?"
"Who do you take us for? OF COURSE WE WANT FRIES!" Spottedleaf bellowed.
"Yeah, cauuuuuuuught." Bluestar rolled her eyes, but didn't reveal anything.
"Anyways, I'm gonna see a different medicine cat this time, hmm, Willowshine?" Spottedleaf used her random StarClan powers and a confused Willowshine appeared.
What will Spottedleaf do?
Spottedleaf used 'Tell about prophecy'.
"To save the world from destruction and fear, get all cats to eat this everyday when sunhigh is near." Spottedleaf repeated.
"M'kay." Willowshine poofed back to the Clans with lots of cake.
"Mistystar, Mistystar! I got a prophecy!" She repeated the prophecy to Mistystar and she gasped.
"Oh my StarClan, we must get this cake to all the Clans!" She announced, suddenly knowing the name of the food even though she had never heard it before.
24 hours later...
"DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN, BATCAT, BATCAT!" Birchfall screamed.
"No, Birchfall, it's DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN, BATCAT, BATCAT!" Whitewing argued in the warriors' den.
Jayfeather danced in his den with his stick.
"ROCK, ROCK, WHERE ARE YOU ROCK?" He yelled, not yellowed, which is what the author may have put at first.
Suddenly, a furless, sightless cat rolled in.
"Look what the Jayfeather dragged in." Briarlight added, "oh, I had the weirdest dream that you were a wario."
"IT'S ROCK AND RO- wait where's roll?" Sandstorm called.
"Late." Rock answered simply.
Suddenly (again), a wild cat appeared.
What will Jayfeather do?
Jayfeather used 'Ask for name'.
It's super effective!
"Roll!? But in the stories, you're furless! Liar!"
"It grew back." Roll rolled his eyes. "Jayjay, are you sure you're not dreaming?"
Jayfeather pinched himself and shook his head.
"Oh, well then, I shouldn't be here. See you later." And Roll poofed immediately.
Firestar jumped onto Highledge and called, "All of ya get here nooooooow!"
The cats gathered in the clearing. Waffleysquare danced awesomely in the clearing, clearly not hearing Firestar. The cats stared at her and she blushed because waffles blush, if you didn't know.
"I just want to say... I like waffles, chocolate, cookies, candy and cake. If any of you have a problem with that, then just say: Well, Firestar, there is a problem with this because all of these are twoleg things as it is. LALALALALALALA LALALALALALALA LALALALALALALA LALALALALALALA." He sang.
"Yay!" Everyone danced to his made-up song.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Cinderheart screeched. Everyone threw food at each other. Jayfeather threw Waffleysquare at Lionblaze.
"Hey!" Lionblaze and Waffleysquare whined at the same time.
Sandstorm threw a waffle at Firestar.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! A waffle? Are you crazy, Sandstorm?" Firestar gasped.
There was an awkward silence as everyone stared at Sandstorm, awaiting her answer. Sandstorm knew what she was going to say.
"...Yes." She answered. Everyone cheered and clapped for her.
MEANWHILE IN STARCLAN...
"Yes, your plan worked, Spottedleaf! Well done, have a cookie." Bluestar handed (pawed) her a cookie.
"A COOKIE, I SHALL LOVE IT AND FEED IT AND NAME IT..."
What will Spottedleaf name her cookie? Thanks for reading! Please review.