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Here's Chapter 4, featuring out favorite flute freak and extremist!

Chapter 4: Of Flute Freaks and Extremists

"Ahahaha... Oops, did I wake you up, de gozaru (Asari really talks like this, according to Reborn Wiki.)?" There stood Asari Ugetsu in all his glory, looking rather sheepish.

"I-it's okay... you just startled me is all." Tsuna replied. Inwardly, he gave a sigh of relief. 'I seriousously thought that Daemon-san, Alaude-san, or G might have found out that I'm from the future or something...'

"So Asari-san, why are you here?" Tsuna asked.

"Ahahaha... Well, I heard G talking last evening about some brunet that was like a Giotto clone, de gozaru."

They stood in awkward silence for what seemed like hours, but it was really more like fifteen minutes.

"Well, this is really awkward, de gozaru..." Asari said, finally breaking the silence.

"Yeah... So... Um... Did you need anything?"

"I kind of just wanted to meet you, because G never talks about anyone like that, other than Giotto, de gozaru. Do you want to listen to my flute, de gozaru?" Asari finally asked.

"Sure..." Tsuna replied, still feeling awkward.

~Skippingasarismusicplaying~

"Sugoi, Asari-san! You're amazing!" Tsuna exclaimed, brown eyes larger than ever.

"Really, de gozaru? Ahahaha... I'm not as good as I was back then, de gozaru." Asari said. "And please just call me Asari, de gozaru. There's no need for the –san, de gozaru."

"Okay then, Asari! But how could you have been better than you are right now? I mean, I can't imagine you playing any better than you already are!"

"Sank'you (How Yamamoto says "Thank you"), Tsuna, de gozaru!"

"There's nothing wrong in saying the truth though, Asari." Tsuna said sheepishly.

"Ahahah... I guess that true, de gozaru.. I hope that we will meet again soon, de gozaru (I'm getting sick of typing this, do you think I should just stop typing the "de gozaru"s?)."

~extremelytotheextreme~

Knuckle was running. Not for his life, but because he just felt like it. He ended up running into and breaking a wall, exploding peices of concrete(?) everywhere.

"O-oops to the EXTREME..." Knuckle said, and prayed that if anyone was in there, that they would be safe.

"HIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tsuna shrieked when one of the walls near his cell suddenly exploded.

"SORRY TO THE EXTREME!" A black-haired Ryohei look-alike shouted. "OH! WAS THERE A PERSON HERE TO THE EXTREME? MY NAME IS KNUCKLE TO THE EXTREME! WHAT IS YOUR EXTREME NAME, LITTLE GUY?"

"I-it's Sawada T-Tsunayoshi..." Tsuna said, sweat dropping at how at one second, Knuckle was perfectly calm, but the next, he was more EXTREME the Ryohei.

"SAWADA? OH, YOU'RE THAT KID UGETSU AND G WERE TALKING ABOUT TO THE EXTREME!" Knuckle said, hitting the side of a fist onto his palm.

"A-ano, h-hai?" Tsuna said hesitantly.

"I've extremely never heard Ugetsu or G talk about anyone like that other than Giotto to the extreme!" Knuckle said, finally calming down. "Anyway, I've got to go, to the extreme! Giotto must know that I extremely broke a wall, to the extreme. SEE YOU LATER, SAWADA!" He then dashed off.

Once again, Tsuna sweatdropped.

~OMAKE: Later That Night, with Gio and his Guardians –Discussing about our tuna-~

Giotto sat in the head of a table in some random waiting room with his Guardians. From his right, there was G, Knuckle, and Lampo. From his left, there was Asari, Alaude, and Daemon. Surprisingly, Alaude and Daemon weren't fighting... Yet. "So, what does everyone think of Tsunayoshi?" Giotto asked, interested in what his Guardians had to say about the man who only he, Lampo, and Elena hadn't met yet.

Alaude started. "He is a pathetic herbivore. However, I can say that he has a hidden strength. He has omnivore potential." Everyone sweatd dropped at his words.

"Nufufu... Feeling talkative, now are we, birdy-chan?" Daemon teased. "Nufufu, I guess that I should go next. Tsunayoshi-kun is easily frightened. But like Skylark-chan, I could tell that he has some sort of strength."

"Tch. I'll go now then, I guess." G said. "Tsuna seems weak, and is easily frightened." Daemon and Alaude, surprisingly, nodded. "However, it seems like whenever someone innocent is in some kind of trouble, he is about as strong- no, maybe stronger, than Giotto." G continued. (It seems like G is hiding Tsuna's fighting style from them.)

"Tsunayoshi-kun is someone who can appreciate the simple things in life, de gozaru." Asari offered. "When he says something, he truly means it. He has honest eyes."

"Sawada is extreme! He seems weak on the outside, but like Alaude, Daemon, and pink octopus-head said, he has extreme fighting spirit!" Knuckle said.

"Yare, yare. Ore-sama hasn't met the Sawada brat (Wait, what?) yet, so ore-sama can't say anything." Lampo said lazily.

"Thank you for your time, everyone." Giotto said, closing the converstation.

With that, everyone left the meeting room to go to sleep.

Surpised to the extreme, de gozaru? No? Aw... What did you guys think about my first random omake? I have another idea for a random omake..

About Alaude's catchphrase... I'm thinking about I'll arrest you for normal, and I'll cuff/arrest you to death for when he's really pissed off.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT A/N: What order do you want Tsu's guardians to arrive? Do you want me to put one before Gio's chapter?

Responses to Reviews:

Guest 1: Box weapons? Maybe. If I do, Primo wouldn't have any, but if you really want me to, I guess I can incorporate it somehow...

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10/10/2013

Fixed even more mistakes...