Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. All rights reserved to Masashi Kishimoto.
"And who are you supposed to be?" My little brother, Daisuke, asked while glaring at Naruto.
"Hi brat~ I'm Naruto! Believe it!" I glared at Naruto for calling my brother a brat and Daisuke glared at him for standing too close to me.
"I'm Daisuke, 8-years-old. Now go away, I'm going home with my big sister." I smiled at Dai. Naruro seems to be distracted with the smile I directed to my brother and it seems that Dai noticed. Dai held my hand tighter and began to swing it back and forth.
"Let's go big Sis! I want udon for dinner~" I laughed (surprising Naruto again. What is it with him being so surprised? -.-) and replied with a hearty "Sure, sweetie, anything for you."
"Bye mean big brother!" Dai waved at Naruto who scrambled to pick up his jaw and quickly sped to catch up to us.
"Didn't my brother just tell you to go away?" I told him.
"Hmmm? Well, it's not my fault I live in this direction." He answered.
I just sighed. I've been doing that a lot of times today. I placed my free hand inside my pocket and I felt Minato sensei's … er, his girlfriend's gift for me. I remembered the stupid stuff Sasuke's jerk brother told me. 'Great, I'm angry again'. I mumbled to myself. My brother must have noticed since he quirked a brow at me. I just smiled and tried to let the tension go out of my body. I can't be feeling down right now. I made a new friend today. That's a first. Speaking off, is Naruto a friend of mine? I glanced at him in my peripheral vision and just shook my head. 'Nah, he's my lackey. 'I just laughed at that which garnered bewildered looks from my brother and Naruto.
"Big sis, does having a period make you moodier?" I stared at Dai and calmly replied.
"Yes Dai. Having a period makes girls moodier." I poked his nose. Naruto just stared at us while trying not to meet my eyes.
"You're on your period? Why are you telling your brother that?" Naruto awkwardly coughed out.
"It's a normal thing for girls to undergo and Dai's a curious little brother. It's not like I need to keep everything hidden from him." I retorted while heading inside the grocery store. As I guessed, Naruto followed inside, claiming he ran out of tissues. I just rolled my eyes at him. I let Dai go and watched him pull up a cart. To anyone's eyes, we would have looked like a young mom and dad. In my eyes though, Naruto looked like a suspicious person since he kept tagging along wherever Dai and I had to go. To make him look less stupid, I just ordered him to push the cart and pick up things that are way above my height. He was proving himself to be a good lackey. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Dai go around the corner. I told Naruto that I'll be back and to bring down that detergent on the corner at the left. When I turned around the corner, I saw Dai squatting down at a cereal box.
"Do you wanna buy that?"
Dai just shook his head, meaning no.
"We can't afford that big sis." I smiled at my little brother. Sometimes he's too considerate and he doesn't let me spoil him rotten. I picked the cereal he wanted, and grabbed his hands. He tried to protest but I just poked his nose and he gave up resisting. After all, he did want this cereal.
I went back to Naruto and just as I placed the cereal box on the push cart, a girl (whose name I do not know of), just shrieked at something… or at us. She walked quickly towards us and placed a finger at Naruto's chest.
"I can't believe you! You knocked up some hoe after breaking up with me?" Bitch 2 shrieked (Karin-bitch would always be my #1).
"Ami?! Are you crazy!? What the hell are you talking about?!" Naruto had this stupid look on his face.
"I know who the hell I am, but who the hell are you?!" now she directed her gaze at me. I felt, more than saw, my brother cling at the back of my waist. He hates girls like this. Deciding to act civil, I replied with a nonchalant…
"Sak--"The bitch didn't even let me finish.
"Nevermind who the hell you are, what the hell are you doing with my ex-boyfriend, Naruto?" Is this girl sick in the head or something? Or did I just mishear the 'Ex-boyfriend part.'
"I am not you ex-boyfriend! Nor am I you're boyfriend in the past!? What the heck are you talking about!?" Naruto defended himself with my brother's cereal.
"Uhhh..hello!? We dated for 3 mins. before you broke up with me claiming you had some business to attend to. I even have your phone number on my contact list!" The bitch was scrolling through her phone.
Meanwhile, my brother and I just pushed the cart towards the counter. The cashier didn't even know what to do. He kept on looking back and forth at Ami-bitch then at Naruto then at me.
"Ma'am, aren't you gonna help you're boyfriend?" He told me while checking my groceries.
"Oh, you must be mistaken. He's not my boyfriend. That's just my lackey." I responded not even feeling guilty about the fact that I called Naruto a 'lackey.'
I got curious when my brother kept looking back at Ami-bitch and Naruturd. When I looked at what he was looking, I noticed that his cereal was being used by Naruto as his human shield. Finding it stupid to get another cereal from the shelves located at the corner of the mart, I just walked up to Naruto, not minding the bitch and just swiped the barrier slash cereal away from him.
"Sak! Hey! Help me here!" Naruto called out.
"Why the hell are you calling her name!? I am right here in front of you!" Ami-bitch hollered again.
I just waved a goodbye at a crying Naruto, handed the cereal to the cashier and placed it inside my shopping mart paper bag. Daisuke looked so pleased that he volunteered to carry the bag himself. We were about to leave the mart when Naruto ran up to us and pulled my arm.
"Sak!!! Help me out heeeeereeee!" He pleaded.
"Naruto. You are making a scene. Let me go right now." I told him as calmly as possible. Daisuke just sighed (He got that from me) and stayed put. 'Oh, I just love my brother.'
"NARUTOOOO!! I AM SO NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!" I heard the bitch shout from behind us.
I quickly moved to pull my arm away from Naruto, to which he didn't expect it and he got pulled along with the movement. I was about to shout at him (I mean, I was already looking at my back) but stopped when I noticed how close our faces were. 'What.The.Hell.' Against my will, I blushed damn hard. Ghaaad...why is this happening to me?
My brother (or was it Ami-bitch?) shrieked so hard. I back up a bit, Naruto doing the same. My brother didn't waste anytime and pulled me harf, away from Naruto and towards my house. I didn't look back nor did I notice that Naruto was shell-shocked and remembering my blushing face. 'She looked so cute.'
Naruto just stared at our backs, ignoring the raving Ami-bitch at his side.
Meanwhile, my brother was seething in silent fury while heading towards our house.
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