A/N: AHHHHHH! Gahs!!! I'm sooooooo sorry that it took me this long to update. Well I guess compared to some authors this isn't bad. But still… I feel kinda bad. (Oh and no offense to you authors that take a long time to update :) you guys are just as cool!) Anyways, real life just started to get really busy. Well school life anyways. Projects on projects, tests, and then Driver's Ed. Trust me, it was just one big mess! . Plus not to mention my computer decided to get a virus on me and crashed X__x Just got him back yesterday =D So it's all… kinda good now. =D Just a small math project, but who really cares about math XD haha I'm just kidding. Don't go tell your parents that I said math was bad! =O Anyways, I'll stop babbling now and start the story.

Warnings: boy love, slutty Naruto, vampire facts =D, some meanness towards Kiba, and some OOC

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECERTARY

"talking"

"thinking"

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Your Boss Is A Vampire 101

"Vampires… Undead monsters that drink the blood of living humans…"

Sasuke sighed as he put the book down. He shifted the pile of vampire books that were currently trying to taking over his fairly large workspace, and sighed once again. Sasuke started to gather the books into a neat stack so that he could return them to the company library but then the sudden noise of the director's office door being force open caught his attention.

"ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!... YOU… YOU'RE A DEVIL!!!!!!" the man shouted as he pointed an accusing finger in the direction of a certain blond.

The other members of said blond's staff tried to calm down the shouting man and escort him out of the room.

"Director Tanaka, please, that's enough for today…" one of the employees said as she practically pushed the man out the door.

Sasuke stared in astonishment as the man was practically thrown out of the office. He looked around to see that everyone was pretty preoccupied with the scene that Director Tanaka was currently creating, and tried to sneak out of the large office unnoticed.

"Not even human..?" Sasuke cringed as a familiar voice reached his ears.

Hesitantly, Sasuke turned around to face the source of the voice to see stunning azure eyes staring mockingly at him. Sasuke had to force down the urge to hurl the stack of books he was holding at the smirking blond.

"Of course not… How dare he put me together with humans?" Naurto asked as he light the cigarette between his smirking lips.

Sasuke couldn't believe Naruto could say that so casually. He sighed again, and readjusted the books and carefully opened the door. Sasuke looked behind him to see Naruto watching him with amusement, and not moving an inch from his spot. Sasuke growled under his breath as he finally managed to open the door with his foot. How he accomplished that without dropping the books? The world will probably never know.

"Oh no, don't help. I wouldn't want you to break a nail or anything!!!" Sasuke fumed sarcastically as he slammed the door behind him.

After a quick ten minute jog to the lower level library and a few strange looks from the librarian, Sasuke walked back to Naruot's office to find the blond looking quizzically at his desk. Sasuke then jumped when he saw Naruto pull out a vampire book that was evidently hiding there.

"Looking for my weakness? Making escape plans are we?" Naruto taunted waving around the stupid book.

"Of course not," Sasuke answered, unconsciously pouting. "I don't like to carry out my duties half-way. I agreed to be your secretary, so I plan to serve you to the absolute best of my abilities. I must know everything about what you need… And what you have to avoid, Director."

Naruto stared at the secretary with the slightest hint of amusement. "Do whatever you want." Puffs of smoke flew into the air. "But whatever you were thinking, none of this stuff is gonna help you. People make up all sorts of stories about vampires.

Sasuke felt a little insulted that Naruto still thought that he was trying to escape or hurt the blond. And if there's only one thing that you absolutely do not do to any Uchiha and that is insult them, especially their pride. Sasuke had to bite the inside of his cheeks to keep his mouth shut.

"Stupid humans are so afraid of our kind." Naruto continued. "The living dead? Immoral and forever young? That's just stupid."

Sasuke continued to stare blankly at the director. "What about turning into bats or sleeping in coffins?"

Naruto looked indifferently at Sasuke, and the secretary returned the look with a pleasant smile as he waited for an answer or at least a sly comment. But Naruto merely smirked then; it seemed, in one big motion walked to his office and loudly slammed the door shut. Who knew the blond could move so fast.

"You have no sense of humor you stupid… night mutant!!!" Sasuke yelled within his head and stuck his tongue out childishly at the closed door.

"Don't ask me stupid questions. Don't get in my way." Sasuke childishly mimicked the blond's words. "That's his policy in short. But I suppose that he's right. There can't be too much truth in these books. After all… I can't understand anything unless I see it with my own eyes." Sasuke reasoned as he placed the book back where Naruto had found it. "Knowing one's boss is the most important part of any secretary's job."

Over the next few days, Sasuke paid more attention to the blond's habits and diet. So far, Sasuke has discovered that garlic dosen't really have any effect on the blond, which was a little bit of a let down for the secretary, Naruto was fairly fond of wine, he could move around even in the afternoons as long as he stay far away from direct sunlight, and the essential meals (involving blood) were once or twice a week. But it seemed that all of Naruto's partners developed symptoms of anemia, but none of them seemed to turn into a vampire.

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"'Vampires only drink blood from virgins' my ass… None of your partners could pass for a virgin even if their lives depended on it…" Sasuke sighed as he tried to shift his focus back to his work.

But then his mind started to wonder back to the night that he had discovered that Naruto was a vampire. The heat of the blond's body, the way that body felt pressed against his, Naruto nipping his finger and then licking the bloodless wound… Sasuke could feel a blush forming as his mind continued to show images that Sasuke didn't remember from that night. But fortunately, or unfortunately, Sasuke was startled out of his musing by the director's office door opening. Sasuke tried to will the bright blush away as he turned towards the opened door.

"Uchiha-san, did it arrive yet?" Naruto asked, his arm around a pretty brunette.

"Yes sir," Sasuke stood and handed a pretty white and gold box to Naruto.

"What is it Naruto? Is it for me?" the brunette asked.

"Of course Ten-ten," Naruto answered as he handed the box to her.

"Yea, I chose it especially for you," Sasuke internally smirked.

"Oh my gosh. It's beautiful Naruto," Ten-ten gushed as she pulled out a silver cross necklace with a good-sized diamond embedded in the middle. "Thank you so much!" Naruto stared at the silver cross, a little startled.

Sasuke stared intently at Naruto after the cross was revealed.

"How does it look?" Ten-ten asked holding the cross up to her neck.

Naruto caught Sasuke watching him and grinned. "Here let me help you." Naruto took the necklace from the excited brunette, purposely grasping the cross first.

"Okay… So he's fine with crosses and silver…" Sasuke reviewed as he watched Naruto help Ten-ten with the necklace.

"Then let's try…"

"Would you like to see how it looks?" Sasuke asked politely, holding up a small rectangular mirror for the brunette.

"Oh thank you. You're so thoughtful," Ten-ten smiled as she admired herself in the hand-held mirror.

Sasuke then carefully angled the mirror so that Naruto was within the mirror frame as well.

"Hmmm… His reflection is just as clear as her," Sasuke was a little disgruntled by the smirk that was being reflected.

Naruto then started to chuckle, which caused both Sasuke and Ten-ten to look at him questionably.

"What? It doesn't suit me?" Ten-ten asked holding the cross tightly.

"Oh, no, nothing. It looks beautiful, Ten-ten," Naruto replied as he started to lead the confused brunette towards the door. "Here let me see you off to the car. Because you never know. If we stay here too long, someone might try to drive a stake through my heart." Naruto smirked as he glanced over his shoulder to Sasuke, which caused Sasuke's blood to boil.

"Now you have a sense of humor. But that wasn't funny one bit. I was seriously trying here!" Sasuke ranted as the door shut. "There are so many things that I have to look out for. I have to make sure he doesn't get hurt or discovered somehow. I have to make sure that his condition doesn't hurt his work. It's way too much! I'm not a freaking miracle worker, and he not giving me any useful information doesn't help either!" Sasuke complained as he set the mirror back onto his desk.

Sasuke then sat down violently and started to file just as violently. "And no matter how much he says he's different from humans… He's still just an egotistic, arrogant, manipulative SLUT!!! Sweet-talking is his only personal-virtue."

"Well, well, if it isn't Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke was shocked out of his internal ranting and looked up to see wild brown hair, tanned skin, two bright red triangles, and a very expensive-looking black suit.

"Manager Inuzuka!" Sasuke smiled upon seeing the dog-loving brunette.

"So, how's it goin' with Naruto?" Kiba grinned as he propped himself up onto the counter that surrounded Sasuke's workspace.

"To tell the truth, he's horrible. Even worse than when I worked for you," Sasuke joked.

Inuzuka Kiba is Uzumaki Naruto's best friend since high school. Until last month, Sasuke was Kiba's secretary's assistant. Kiba compared to Naruto isn't really all that different. Except that he wasn't a vampire, wasn't as sluttly, more like of a flirty nature, and the brunette and Sasuke could actually have a decent conversation with arguing with each other or throw insults. Sasuke definitely liked Kiba a lot more than his blond counterpart.

"By the way, where is blondie?" Kiba asked as he looked around the relatively empty office area.

"He stepped out for a moment, but I think he'll be right back," Sasuke answered.

"Then can I wait for him?"

"Of course!" Sasuke replied, a little to giddy on the inside.

Kiba grinned back and then walked towards the large wall-to-wall window. "I'm really glad you and Naruto are meshing well. I feel relieved to know that Naruto's in the hands of someone with such a good character and personality. He's way more stubborn and rash than me. You're the perfect person to whip him back into shape." Kiba praised.

"He's so much kinder," Sasuke internally smiled.

"Yo Kiba! What are you doin' here?" Sasuke and Kiba turned towards the door to see Naruto walking in.

"Came to check up on ya," Kiba answered grinned wolfishly.

"I don't need a babysitter. Why'd you really come here?" Naruto said grinned foxily.

Sasuke couldn't help thinking that the two really looked like a fox and wolf right then.

"Can't I come down to just visit my best friend?" Kiba asked as he lowered the blinds to block out the sun, which caught Sasuke's attention.

"So Manger Inuzuka knows that Director Uzumaki is a vampire?"

"Nope, so hurry up and say what you want," Naruto answered.

"Come to the party at the end of the week."

"No," Naruto answered without any consideration.

"But Naruto, you have to show your face every once in a while. We're all part of the same company, but the only time anyone gets to see you is during meetings. Your dad is starting to get annoyed, and your mom is starting to worry t—"

"Stop," Naruto interrupted pointing a fuming cigarette in the dog-lover's direction. "I'm sorry Kiba, but I'm different from you, and my family matters aren't as easy as yours. You're giving me a headache. Sasuke, show Kiba to the door."

"You bastard! Your best friend is worried about you, and you tell him to 'leave'?" Sasuke had to bite his bottom lip to keep his mouth shut and getting him into unnecessary trouble.

"Naruto, I never thought of you as different. You're just Naruto to me. My best friend." Kiba countered as he followed Sasuke out the door.

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"I'm so sorry. He sho—"

"Don't worry 'bout it," Kiba cut it, "whenever we talk about his family, he always gets like that. I'll see you later Sasuke-kun," Kiba grinned then walked away.

Sasuke bowed as Kiba walked down the hall and towards the elevator. When Sasuke returned to the office he saw Naruto facing the window.

"…What?" Naruto asked a little agitated.

"Nothing. It there anything else you require of me?" Sasuke bowed his head respectfully.

"You like him too?" Naruto asked putting out his cigarette.

"Admire him. Just like very one else in the company," Sasuke defended.

"Don't aim to high," Naruto smirked.

Sasuke wanted Naruto to burn into a pile of ashes.

TBC…

O.O' haha this was a pretty boring chapter… Sorry guys. It took me a little long than I expected to finish this chapter.

But anyways, please review! :)

P.s. wow that's the shortest A/N I've probably written. XD