Meeting the Team
Judging by the look on everyone's face, they were pretty embarrassed by my first impression of the group except for Tony Stark of course, he had a hard time trying to keep a straight face. I can definitely see myself getting along with him. The Captain's entire face was as red as a tomato as he cleared his throat and cleaned up the mess of popsicles that Stark had created. The brawny blonde man was the first to properly greet me, he approached me towering over my petite stature as he looked like a legendary viking warrior from Norse myths. He swiftly took my hand which was like a baby's in his massive paw and kissed my hand like an old-fashioned gentleman before giving me a charming smile.
"Milady, tis a pleasure to finally meet you, I am Thor Odinson."
Oh of course! He's the Asgardian hero who's brother tried to take over the Earth! He kind of reminds me of that foreign guy in the coffee commercial with the long blonde hair. I grin at the legendary God in a wolfish manner.
"I thank you good sir for your formalities but tis not necessary! I introduce myself as a mere commoner, a lady that has traveled, a learned scholar, whom has hailed from the lush island of this famous land, a learned scholar whom possess gifts like no other, art thy grateful to be in the presence of such worthy warriors who hath served our country well! You come face to face with Lady Sabrina Natalie Connors of New York, daughter of Curtis and Armelle Connors, the very same Curtis Connors who has previously wreaked havoc on this miraculous city of dreams and apples!" After my Shakespearean speech that I have wonderfully performed in an English accent, I curtsy and grin at the applause I received from Tony Stark.
Stark ran up to me and brought me into a bear hug crushing me against his chest, whilst he pets my hair.
"I like her can we keep her?"
"She's not a pet Stark!" Scolded the Captain.
"But she's so pretty-"
"As much as it would be an honor being the pet of the Tony Stark, I'd rather be my own person, you know human rights and what not." I interrupted his current obsession and possession over me.
"I guess I don't need to give any introductions-"
"Even though you should give it anyway out of courtesy."
Listening to Stark and the Captain bicker was like listening to an old married couple, like listening to my grandparents and I couldn't help but giggle.
"It's safe to say that she finds you entertaining instead of irritating like we do Stark, hi I'm Agent Natasha Romanoff." The red vixen who spoke approached me with an air of pride as she held her hand out for me to shake which I did.
"Hot girls check." I said.
She looked at me bewildered.
"Sorry, it's just something me and my friend were talking about."
"Uh huh."
Great now she thinks I'm a lesbian, that was one time last summer!
"Agent Clint Barton here." The man who was accused of being her boyfriend before was now shaking my hand.
He's really cute, he may appear hardcore but get him in a comfortable environment and he's definitely a jokester.
"Nice to meet you."
"I'm Steven Rogers." The Captain introduced shaking my hand.
I grinned at them all, Bruce and I have already met earlier so there was no need for introductions. The Captain- I mean Steve, held out a chair for me out of courtesy, he is from the 1940's after all.
We all sat around the table, they were obviously waiting for someone and right on cue through the door a tall dark man clad in leather with an eye patch stalked in with a mass ball of authority, the room immediately smelled of respect when he entered, it was the man I met with before the man who inducted me into this league of heroes; Director Nick Fury.
"We all know why we're here today and if you don't, let me answer your stupid ass questions like why we're meeting at Stark Tower instead of HQ. It's because S.H.I.E.L.D. Has decided that we're going to need an extra mutant helping hand on the team and clearly we don't trust her just yet so we're meeting here instead of our secret location."
I love his bluntness and that is not sarcasm.
"Miss Connors if you'd please stand."
I rose and fixed my skirt.
"I don't care if you already introduced yourselves I'm going to do it gain; This is Sabrina N. Connors, she's 17 years old, I know she's young and a minor but once you fully learn her capabilities you will understand-"
"But we already read her profile we know what she can do, what makes her more special than other mutants?"
Fury was obviously annoyed at Stark's interruption.
"Does anyone have a pot of boiling hot soup?"
Stark shrank back and played with his pen.
"Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by a damn stupid ass question, I was explaining why we chose Ms. Connors for a new member on the team. Ms. Connors is a mutant as you know, she attended school at Charles Xavier's school for mutants up in Westchester County, and graduated earliest in her class for she was the most advanced. Her capabilities and how she can easily control them are well above average. As you have read from her profile Ms. Connors can teleport and she is a telepath, she has enhanced night vision and is extremely agile as well as possessing superhuman skills of acrobats, gymnastics, every type of martial arts, and hand to hand combat not to mention her talent for weapons. We need her for this team."
Fury paused to see if anyone object, he saw no objection so he continued.
"Yes, her father is the Lizard a villain, but her record is clean and until she shows any signs of treason she stays put got it? Oh and being the daughter of a biologist her resume has explained that she is well-learned in physics, biology, and chemistry so she will be around Stark and Banner a lot."
Fury turned to me.
"Ms. Connors or should I say Agent Connors, being apart of the team means being fully committed as in when we need you, you must drop what you're doing to serve SHIELD to serve your country, and no messing around."
I nod.
"Yes sir."
He nods.
"Follow Agent Romanoff she will get you your uniform, weapons, and necessities."
I grinned.
"Welcome to the Avengers."
The meeting was obviously over since everyone got up to leave after Fury has left. But as I tried to leave Stark blocked the doorway.
"Why is your hair white?"
I raised an eyebrow.
"Excuse me?" I laughed a little.
"Your hair, white, why is that?"
I shrugged.
"Maybe it has something to do with my mutation, I never really found out."
"It's like frosting." He moves his hand towards it and I smack his hand away.
"Watch it Stark or I'll read your mind and expose your thoughts in front of everyone."
"I don't really care I always voice my thoughts."
"But I'm pretty sure that a certain Pepper Potts wouldn't like to hear your thoughts on what you think of dear Natasha's rocking hard ass or my great set of tits." I say quoting his thoughts.
His eyes widen and he looked like a man before execution.
"Right in the bulls eye." I winked.
I walked out of the room and he followed.
"Hey, if you're going to be apart of this team you're going to need an Alias you know a hero name."
I turn around and grin.
"That is so cool! You know I had a nickname in girl scouts but it wasn't that nice, actually it made me cry."
"What was it?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
He raised his eye brows but then shook the thought off.
"How about Frosty?"
I twitched.
"I take that as a no."
"Take it down as a hell no."
Great I lost Natasha, how am I going to get my stuff?"
"Ice Queen?"
"It would be irrelevant since I do not have any powers protaining to cold weather."
"Do you have to be technical?"
"You're Iron Man you tell me." I smirk.
He mumbled fair enough.
"Why don't you call her Snow White?" Out of the blue Natasha tossed me a bag, I opened it up revealing a catsuit like hers and weapons of different sorts. I grinned at the many sharp objects.
"I LOVE IT! Snow White!"
"Do I have a say in this?"
Clint appeared beside Natasha and smirked.
"No newbie you don't."
I frowned.
"Great so we have the star spangled drag over there Captain America."
Steve glared daggers at Stark especially since I giggled.
"Legolas over there is Hawkeye."
"You watch Lord of the Rings?"
"Uh duh is that even a question."
"Tony I love you!"
"Believe or not you're not the first woman who's said that but you are the first clothed woman to say that."
I grinned.
"What's your alias Natasha?"
"Black Widow."
"Why?"
"Think about it."
"Um...okay..."
"Banner is the Hulk for you know become a big, giant, hulking, green guy."
"Nicely worded." Responded Bruce.
"And I as you know am Iron Man."
"Isn't your suit made of titanium?"
He frowned.
"Yeah but no, stop asking stupid ass questions."
I giggled at his Fury impersonation.
"Agent Connors." I face Steve who called my name.
"Your training starts in an hour, I suggest you get ready." Even though it was an order he smiled kindly.
"Steve, call me Sabrina okay? We're teammates." I grinned.
He smiled.
"Alright, Sabrina."
Suddenly there was a collection of beeping noises, everyone on the team took a beeper out of the pocket. Steve looked at all of us.
"Suit up guys looks like we're needed at headquarters."
"What kind of trouble could possibly happen at headquarters?" Asked Stark.
He thinks for a moment and then looks at Thor.
"Damn your outcast reindeer brother."
My first mission and I get to meet the God who tried to take over Earth.
"Avengers Assemble!"
If I were Peter I would be so jealous right now!