When we entered, we were in the middle of a room, and the entrance was gone. "Huh?" I wondered. "F-focus." Solosis said. "What are your names?" I asked, walking in front of them and leading them. "Foo." said Foo. "Sol." said Sol. "Where do you put the L in your name?" I asked Foo. "Uh... I didn't know there was an L in it." Foo responded. "There isn't, I was joking." I said. We found a berry, Sol said it was an oran berry. I put it in my bag and we continued on. There was a blue blob that growled, and slapped me with mud. "Huh? I can't see, there's sand in my eyes!" I yelled. Foo attacked and knocked it out. I found some stairs and went up them, to find that the sand disappeared. I shrugged, or what was sorta like a shrug and continued on. A crab like thing attacked. I tackled it and it looked hurt. Foo hit it with his palm, and knocked it out. I found some stairs and went up them. When we were on the next floor, fifty Pokémon rained down. "Fifty is a lot, can you make is less than that?" I asked. Forty of them disappeared. "The author can't help you with me! Give me everything you have, and you won't be dead." A purple thing said. "A g-ghost type, I can't hurt it easily." Sol said, hiding behind me. A kabuto tried to scratch me, but I avoided it. It instead hit Foo. "Stay away from my brother!" She yelled, hitting it with a psychic. They started fighting the enemies, while I started working on the ghost. I charged and avoided the shadow ball that it launched. It hit a glass wall and broke it. "That's my window! Don't literally break the fourth wall!" The author screamed. I took a piece of it and hit the ghost with it. It retaliated with shadow ball, but I avoided it and stabbed the thing with the fourth wall and it collapsed. It disappeared and we ended up back in the pink bunny building. "You beat up your client!?" Chatot yelled. "I don't think a client would yell "Give me everything you have in your bag, and you won't be dead." I said. "It's an outlaw that posted fake mission." Sol said. "That's a rude thing to do." Chatot said. Eventually, a flying chunk of metal came, and said "Thank you, here is the reward for capturing this outlaw." The flying metal said, handing us 3000 money like things. "We thank you for your cooperation." It said, leading the Pokémon away. Chatot took 2700 of it and said "That was great work, I expect just as much work tomorrow." "Can I have my memory back now?" I asked. "If you give me back that last piece of the fourth wall." The author said. "Oh, I forgot that I had it between my paws. It's funny, I didn't think I could hold it, but I did." I said. "Well, here." I said, handing him the last piece. Then my head hurt badly. My head felt like it might explode, then it felt fine. I remembered everything, and I said "Thanks." "Well, this is the end, so your on your own from now on. Good bye everybody!" The author said. "Who is that voice?" Foo asked. "It's... basically a god." I explained. "Oh." He said.
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How do you like it, I did what very few have done, using the fourth wall as a weapon! This is major crack, but it was fun to write.