Disclaimor: I do not own the idea(s) that come with the story, they are rightfully owned by kitameguire and Lilly Edogawa. I do not own Detective Conan or Magic Kaito in anyway or form.

-/You know you're obsessed with Detective Conan…

When you follow 7 year olds around for hours just to find out if they're 17 in truth.\-

"Target in sight. He's buying an ice cream with his own money. Suspicious. Over." I made a static sound into my hand as I looked at the child's reflection in the mirror, over the newspaper I was pretending to read. As the boy moved to grab his ice cream, my friend sighed and touched my shoulder gently. A slightly sympathetic facial expression overtaking her face before a small smirk formed on her lips.

"I didn't know you liked younger men. I'm sorry for trying to get you together with Austin last week." She paused and looked at the boy too, over her own newspaper. "Now that I think about it, though, he was a real jerk. I don't know why I thought you two would be good together." I chuckled at her ramble and then got up nonchalantly as our target turned the corner.

My friend was right behind me, shaking her head slightly as I made another 'walkie-talkie' report. "I can't believe that we're following this boy just to prove your suspicions off him being 17 completely off."

I shoosh'ed her and went into a shop, quickly going to the roof, ignoring the 'employees only' sign. Making our way to the edge of the building, we peered down with our binoculars and then watched as he continued down the street with his treat in hand. It was kinda weird to see the city below from a bird's eye view. Somehow, I felt like a sniper ready for the kill.

"You know, this is typically child stalking, right?" I heard a voice behind me question. I nodded my head absentmindedly and moved to the corner of the building as the child walked further away from our building. Danielle, my friend whom I affectionately call Dannie, snagged my backpack as I leaned a bit too low for her comfort. "You're gonna fall, and there's going to be no Kaitou KID to catch you, idiot." Oh, she knew me too well, didn't she?

I laughed and stuck my tongue out at her as she rolled her eyes. She really needed to break that habit.

"Anyways, let's go. Our target's already out of sight." I hurried down the stairs again, Dannie rushing behind to catch up; we exited the store and set off in the direction we had watched the boy disappear. "You do know that if we're seen stalking him, we'll be classified as pedophiles, right?" Her worried voice trailed to me once more.

"We'll just tell the cops that we have a serious shota-complex." I chuckled and she whacked my arm rather roughly, a small pout making its way to her lips. "Jeez.., you never take anything seriously…Why do I even bother with this idiot?" She murmured to herself, but I ignored her as our target came into view once more. The boy was meeting up with three other children.

A grin spread on my face and I raised my hand to my mouth again, like I was clutching something. "Target meeting up with friends. Two girls and one other boy. Let's watch and see if there is a Haibara while checking out this suspicious character. Over." Another fizzle sound later and I brought my hand down, my friend face palming behind my back and trailing slowly after me when we followed them to a local park.

We kinda just sat there all day, me watching the kids while my accomplice drew on in her sketchbook. When it was darker, the kids left to the safety of their homes, leaving us. "I think we should call it a day. Over." Dannie bluntly stated as I stood up to follow the boy again. I pouted down at her then sighed when I saw that look in her eyes. It's the kind of look that you get and you immediately know that if you don't listen, you'll probably be shish-cabob by tomorrow morning. "Fine…, but we'll get them later." I grumbled and we headed off to our different destinations, waving goodbye to each other.

A few weeks later when somebody asked what I do for a hobby, I had smiled brightly, ready to answer honestly, before an arm snaked around my shoulders, hand covering my mouth. Dannie looked up at the confused face of the innocent questioner, an apologetic look in her eyes. I sent an exaggerated hurt look at her for her next words; spoken bluntly and completely serious.

"Trust me, you don't want to know."

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To: kakashikrazy256 (Chapter One Review) - Thanks! And yeah, I do that a lot too! XD

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