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Episode 4: Barry!
Barry was cleaning the roof of the Grump house and emptying the gutters. He was doing so well, but a fly flew close to Barry's head. Barry shooed the fly away, but it came back a few seconds later. He swatted with the mop that he had in his gloved hands. He eventually killed the fly and grabbed a can of bug spray. He accidently sprayed some of the spray into his mouth and he started choking violently. While trying to get up, he tripped over a bucket and started rolling down the roof.
A woman, wearing a gray shirt, blue shorts, and pink shoes, heard Barry fall on the front yard and she ran out of the house to see if he's okay. Her black hair flew back as the wind blew it to the side, making her blonde streak more noticeable. She pulled a cell phone out of her pockets and dialed Arin's number.
The Grumps were in the town's GameStop, looking for a game for Arin and Danny to play for Game Grumps. Ross took out a Gamecube game and asked Arin, "How's about a game of 'Mario Party 6'" Danny, Jon, and Arin walked over to Ross, each Grump having a game in their hands.
Arin said, "The games we've decided on are 'Mario Party 6,' 'Crash Bandicoot,' 'Sonic 3,' and 'Bubsy 3D.' Let me ask you guys something real quick." The Grumps, except for Arin, lowered their hands and Arin asked, "Who would ever fucking play Bubsy 3D?"
Danny said, "I don't even know why I chose this shit!" Arin's phone started ringing, playing the Game Grumps remix, 'Somebody to Love' by liltommyj.
Arin picked up the phone and said to the girl on the other line, "Hi, Suzy."
"Barry fell off the roof," Suzy said in a rush, "Come home quick!"
Arin was frozen, but, to the others, it looked like Arin was having a normal phone call. Arin slowly closed his phone, put the games back on the shelfs, and slowly looked at his friends.
At the house, Jon opened the front door with his foot and shouted in fright, "ARE YOU OKAY, BARRY?" The Grumps ran to the couch to find Barry, with his arms and legs in casts, laying on the couch with a set of markers (with names on them) and a dry-erase board next to his right arm.
Danny asked, "Why aren't you answering us?"
Suzy said, "While he was on the roof, he accidently got some bug spray in his mouth."
"How did he fall off the roof," asked Arin.
Barry grabbed a purple marker, with 'Arin' labled on it, and wrote on the board, "Tripped on a bucket. Stupid flies." The writing looked just like the font Barry used when editing the Game Grumps videos.
"I guess he won't be editing any videos," said Ross, "Is there anything you need?"
Barry grabbed a blue marker, labled 'Ross,' wrote, "Finish cleaning the roof for me?"
"Wait," Ross replied, "Aren't you able to talk? You had bug spray in your throat. Is it that poisonous?"
Barry wrote, "Not really. It dried my throat alot." Barry put down the marker, picked up an eraser, and erased his writing as the Grumps walked outside.
Jon, on the roof with Jacque on his left shoulder, walked over to the gutters and noticed how moldy and melted the contents were. Jon put on some gloves and said, "This won't end well." He pulled out a handful of the stuff and the stuff fell out of JonTron's hand. He tried grabbing again, but only half of the handful was in his hand. He walked over to the bucket and looked at Arin.
Arin said, "You should've brought the bucket to the gutters. It would make more sense."
"I forgot," JonTron said. Jon put the contents in the bucket and looked at the sky as he grabbed the bucket. Jon said to Arin, "That cloud looks like a pie."
Danny, with a hose, looked up and said, "That one looks like a sexy woman."
Ross looked up and said, "Those clouds looks like a message to us." Danny, Egoraptor, and JonTron looked up and saw the message.
Danny read, "Surrender or I bomb the house." Everyone was confused. They didn't know who wrote that message or what the purpose was.
Ross shouted, "Whoever you are, show yourself. We can't tell if we should show mercy after we kick your ass!" A plane lowered, but it was too small for anyone to fit in. Egoraptor grabbed the plane and looked all over in order to find the pilot. It was only a toy plane with a tiny gas tank.
The Grumps looked down at the front yard, but couldn't find anybody. They resumed cleaning the roof, but didn't notice that the Leperchaun walked into the house.
Suzy looked at the door, but she didn't see anything come in. She stood still because Ninja Brian jumped out from nowhere and looked all over. Suzy gently walked back over to Barry, who wrote in a pink marker, labled 'Suzy,' "Is there something wrong?"
"Something must've walked in the house," replied Suzy. A sphere fell into Suzy's lap and she looked at it. The sphere blew up, covering the room with smoke and making Suzy cough. When the smoke cleared up, Suzy was tied up on the couch and the Leperchaun was on her right shoulder. She asked, "You again?"
The Leperchaun said, "Yes, it is me again! Those damn Grumps didn't surrender, so I'm going to blow this place sky high. Speaking of the Grumps, who were those other guys? I've never seen them."
Suzy, struggling to escape, said, "Danny and Ross. They're helping Jon and Arin stop the land from being taken over by idiots, like you!" Ninja Brian grabbed the Leperchaun and threw him at the dry-erase board. As he freed Suzy, she grabbed the board and repeatidly smacked the Leperchaun.
The Leperchaun moved out of the way and said, "You are not as strong as those Game Grumps, my darling!"
"Sorry," Suzy said with the board in her hands, "But I'm taken!" She kicked the Leperchaun hard enough for him to fly towards Ninja Brian, who caught the short villain with the speed of a ninja. He threw the Leperchaun in the air and sliced him as if it were a game of Fruit Ninja. As the Leperchaun fell to the ground in pieces, the pieces turned to pure green, clumped all together like magnets, and turned back into the Leperchaun.
The Leperchaun said, brushing himself off, "You can't kill me that way, ninja! By the way, are you new here? You seem new." Suzy grabbed the Leperchaun and showed him to Barry.
She said, "We're not in the mood! We're helping Barry with his sore throat and broken limbs!"
Danny Sexbang opened the door, with the mop in his hands, and said, "We need more water." He saw the Leperchaun in Suzy's hands, Ninja Brian holding his sword, and Barry, writing, "How did you not hear this earlier?" with an orange marker (labled 'Danny.') Ross, Arin, and Jon climbed down the ladder to see why Danny was silent. They saw what Danny saw, but the board had "NOW you come help us?" written with a gray marker (labled 'Everybody.')
Arin asked, "Why are you here, Leperchaun?"
"Oh," said Jon, "You wrote the message. That should've been obvious."
The Leperchaun said, "The explosion will be much more adorable! You see, Barry here was supposed to be the one to difuse the bomb because he knows the answer to the riddle that will difuse it! Since he is in too much pain, my plan shall be complete!" He got out of Suzy's hands and jumped to the front door. He pulled out a remote and said, "If you manage to survive, which will never happen, you can join me as one of my minions!" He pressed the only button on the remote and the bomb started a countdown.
The bomb fell onto the front yard, with a laptop and a clock on it, and started counting down from 2:00. The Leperchaun put on a jetpack and said, "So long!" As the Leperchaun flew to the sidewalk, the jetpack malfunctioned and sent the green bad guy launching back in the house. As he crashed into the back of the couch, everyone looked at the bomb.
Jon said in fear, "Please speak, Barry!" Barry tried to make a noise, but nothing came out. He tried and tried, then Arin ran to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water.
Arin, coming back with the water, asked Suzy, "Did the doctor say when to give Barry water?"
"He never said," replied Suzy. Arin ran to Barry with the bottle of water. He opened it, put a straw in it, and Barry drank from the straw.
Barry, throat back to normal, said, "Thanks, guys."
Danny said to everyone, "One minute and thirty seconds left!"
Jon said, "Barry, we need your help!"
"I've heard," replied Barry, "I'm crippled. Not deaf. What does the bomb want?" Arin ran outside, turned on the computer, and looked at the screen.
"We need to know what your pant size is," said Arin. Everyone was confused because it was something out of the ordinary. Barry tried to get up, but fell to the ground.
"One minute left," Suzy said, scared, "Please, Barry! We need your help!" Barry looked at his casts and looked at Ninja Brian.
"Ninja Brian," asked Barry, "Cut off the casts." Ninja Brian looked at Barry as if he was crazy, but he did it anyway. Barry slowly got up and tried to walk over to the bomb, but it hurt him so much, he can only walk slowly. As Barry walked, he tried to move his fingers. As Barry walked outside, Ross looked at the clock.
Ross said, "Thirty seconds left!" Barry looked at the computer screen and Barry's pant size really is the answer to save everyone. Barry exhaled and typed slowly because his arms and hands hurt. As he typed in the answer, there were five seconds left and everyone was screaming. As Barry slowly lowered his finger near the enter key, Jon was screaming in a deep and slow voice, as if he was screaming in slow-motion.
Everyone stopped screaming and Suzy asked Jon, "Why are you screaming like that?"
"Just making it more dramatic," replied Jon. Barry pushed the enter button at 0:01 and the clock stopped in order for the computer to detect the right answer. The screen displayed a reply:
BOMB DISARMED
Barry sighed and Arin said, "Way to go, Barry! You're awesome!"
Danny walked over to the couch and grabbed the Leperchaun. He said to the Leperchaun, "You will never win, Leperchaun! The heroes are Arin, Jon, me, and Ross!"
As Danny kicked the bad guy far away, the Grumps sang in a way similar to the end of the Game Grumps intro, "Aaand we'ree the Game Grumps!"
Jacque said to the Grumps, "Saying something in a way you do in a YouTube video? That's crap."
Everyone looked at Jacque and Jon said, "You know Jacque, that was your only line in the episode." Ninja Brian, the Grumps, and Suzy watched Jacque grow and they all got on him. They all left to go beat up the Leperchaun.
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