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A little note due to a reviewer. I might do crossovers if I know the fandom depending, but I am not familiar with Star Trek at all; sorry.
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Shade of midgnight asked for Harry/Greg/Vince with "Love is a strange thing"
When Greg and Vince became a couple, no one batted an eyelash. They were both muscle-bound tough guys who believed in "brawn over brain". In a way, they shared a kinship. Everyone thought it was more out of necessity then actual desire. Who else would want them after all?
Then all of the sudden, Harry Potter began to spend time with them. Everyone agreed, although no Slytherin would admit it unless under the influence of truth serum, that the golden boy was beautiful. Although some saw him as scrawny because of his walrus of a cousin's too big clothes, he was actually extremely toned from being a seeker. Besides the muscles, he had delicate features with long eyelashes and breathtakingly vivid emerald eyes. No one could see what Harry saw in them, and that was when they thought it was simply friendship.
Those thoughts changed when after lunch in the Great Hall one day, Harry strutted over to the Slytherin table, ignoring the sneers, and kissed both Vince and Greg goodbye…on the lips. There was a shocked silence as the bodyguards of Slytherin smiled softly before the raven-hair walked out.
It was chaos and many Slytherins were not happy about the turn of events. They weren't stupid enough to go after muscles, but Harry Potter was easy picking.
For the first time in many years, Slytherins along with many Gryffindors who were also unhappy worked together in cornering the boy-who-lived and began to throw hexes. Some Gryffindors lowered themselves to muggle fighting.
They didn't stop until they heard 2 enraged roars. No one ever saw Vincent Crabb and Gregory Goyle look so murderess.
For once, Gryffindors used the brains they were born with and ran away. Slytherins also ran, but tried to make it look as if they weren't. They had an image to uphold after all.
With gentleness that would surprise anyone who saw, the two Slytherins got Harry to the infirmary and could not be budged from his side until he awoke.
Harry smiled at the sight that greeted him upon opening his eyes. The emerald eyed youth puckered his lips sweetly and was rewarded with 2 short, but deep kisses.
"I love you" was whispered by the Gryffindor and it was clear in his voice. It was returned with two affirmatives.
No one would ever expect pretty Harry Potter to be with two boys who suffered in the looks and brains department, but was also in his house's rival house, but 'love is a strange thing'.
Author Notes: I thought I would hate this one, but this is my second favorite so far.