Ayame was swooning over a picture of a maskless Kakashi that she took in episode 101, when the picture exploded and she got sucked into a black hole and landed in the studio…on…THE FLOOR! (Hahaha, you thought I was going to say a comfy chair, didn't you?)

Ayame: Oww… NG: Know your stars, know your stars…

Kakashi: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

NG: Sigh, yeah. Ayame, she can't really make ramen.

Naruto Appears:Yes She Can!

Kakashi: Yes She Can!

Ayame: Yes I Can!

NG: Jeez, okay, why should you care anyway, Kakashi?

Kakashi: …

NG: Ayame, she forces her grandpa to be her servant. Naruto: No she doesn't Kakashi: No She Doesn't

Ayame: No I Don't

NG: Jeez, okay, why should you care anyway, Kakashi

Kakashi: …

NG: Ayame, she has a crush on Kakashi.

Ayame: …

Kakashi: …

Naruto: …

Kakashi: You like me?

Ayame: Well how can you blame me when you have a face like that!

Naruto: You've seen Kakashi's face?

NG: You've seen Kakashi's face?

Ayame: ya! 'I've even got a picture of it, see? Holds up picture of Kakashi eating ramen.

NG: Wow

Naruto: Wow

Ayame: I know!

NG: Wow

Naruto: Wow

Ayame: I know!

NG: Wow… You really are hot! And you can cook!

Naruto: I…I think I'm gay

Everyone stares at Naruto

Naruto: Ummm… look! A flying donut!

NG: ……idiot…..Well now you know, Ayame, Can't cook so she forces her grandpa to be her servant,

and…

everyone: THEY DON'T KNOW HER AT ALL!

NG: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE, KAKASHI! Oh, wait a sec, Kakashi likes Ayame too!

Everybody stops staring at Naruto and is now looking at Kakashi.

Kakashi: I…guess that is true… NG: Well… Kakashi: sigh, Ayame, will you go out with me?

Ayame: …okay.

NG: Well, see you guys, because the next victim is the Ugly green homosexual of Konoha!

Maito Gai!