Author(s)' Note: This is a wierd chapter. Trust us when we say that.
Chapter 4: Viral Videos
One early morning, Dedede was cleaning the tables with his two new employees, Kirby and Link. Link wanted a job and Kirby wanted his old textbox back as he cannot run his restaurant without it.
The day started weird because of their first customer.
"Hello! 2 coffees, please" Said the ice climbers in unison.
"Okay, what flavor would you like?"
The menu said: Regular, Caramel, Spicy Caramel...
"Spicy Caramel?"
"Yes."
...Ice and Wario Coffee.
"Wario Coffee?"
"What do you mean by "Wario Coffee?"
Wario coffee was a special one-day only limited edition flavor they had, and Dedede was testing to see if anyone would actually buy it.
"Where do these flavors come from?" Nana asked
"Do you really want to know?"
"Yeah..."
"I don't know. I just have them imported from the random universes of Smash Mansion. Just so you know, all of them is very much artificial."
"Psst, Popo, do you really want to buy here?" Nana whispered
"Kirby's store is closed so, yeah."
Kirby glared at them. He then replied, "I'm open, it's just that... I... ran out of power at my cafe" he thought as he gave an angry face
Unfortunately, the two siblings (or lovers) did not notice him.
"We would just want to order two cups of Ice Coffee."
What they didn't know was that it was flavored ice, not iced coffee. So when they got their coffees, they were literally frozen.
"Um, thanks..." they confusedly said as they paid.
"What's wrong?"
"It's... err... better than expected." Said Nana.
"It's..um.. good, not good, It's so good!" Said Popo.
They confusedly left the restaurant.
"HYAH!"
Kirby: (Haha. Dedede and his "coffee flavors".)
"Poyoyo"
Link:(I wouldn't laugh if I was you.)
Luigi was just walking outside when he saw their advertisement.
"Why is the advertisement saying Buy Our Food and pointing to Kirby's Cafe? And why is there a cardboard version of you dancing to it?"
Dedede came in when he heard this. "WHAT IN TARNATION!?" He looked outside the window, baffled by the sight.
Would you look at that, a poorly painted Dedede, dancing to a cheer of "Buy Our Food." He quickly tore it down and told Luigi to not tell anyone he saw that. But Luigi was one step ahead of him.
"Too late, I already got that on video. I'm posting it online, I hope people will like it..."
Dedede froze when he said that, and couldn't say anything about it.
"Popoyo!"
Link:(Well, that's great...for me!)
Pit looked at his phone and found the video. He laughed so hard and pressed "Share To All Contacts" button accidentally. Well, he happened to have everyone's phone number.
"Oops...", Pit said as he stared at Dedede
Not even a second, Dedede started charging at Pit with his hammer.
"I usually want to clobber Kirby, but you take the cake!"
Just a second ago, Link-In had too much users pressing the like button and went to 57 out of 58 likes in Smashville, everyone exept Dedede, Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Mostly because the two hands didn't have Link-In.
"Well then..."
"Nice video, Dedede!" Meta Knight yelled as he flew by.
"The sign reperesnts you spot on!" Captain Falcon shouts from a far.
My, how embarrasing.
Even Luigi was laughing in the background.
Later that day...
The video had become so viral, it was on every social media there was.
Even a waddle dee got to Dedede's phone and liked the video.
"Ugh, I should've just gotten kidnapped by Taranza. I wouldn't have to go through this."
Meanwhile at Dr. Mario's...
"Am I going to be ok?" Said Pit.
"Well, you-a have some broken bones but we can fix it."
"Can you do it now?"
Dr. Mario then looked up from his phone and said, "Lemme watch this video-a a one more time."
"What a mess this is.", Pit said
"With all due respect, Pit, you're the one-a who shared this to all of us"
"But Luigi posted it... he should have been the one who got clobbered."
"Stop-a using the WiFi!" yelled Dr. Mario at his other patients in the waiting room.
"But were trying to watch a video!" they said in unison.
"So, are you gonna heal me?", Pit asked
Dr. Mario closed the door.
"Please-ah be patient, Pit."
"After all, you are the reason you got clobbered."
"Hmph."
"Can you guys hurry up?" a patient said
"Why?"
"My voice hurts from laughing."
"What are you-a doing Pit?"
Pit looks up from his phone.
"Heh heh. Honestly, this is pretty funny."
Back at the donut shop...
Dedede found out that one waddle dee liked the video using his account. Only thing is, you can't un-like a video there. It also left a comment saying "look at dat soft beak" It's comment also got 58/58 likes, because it liked it's own comment.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Kirby and Link were watching the video in the break room.
"Poyo"
Link: (Wow, this is getting viral fast)
"HYAAH!"
Kirby: (Can we watch something else?)
"Poyo."
Link: (How about this?)
The video was titled "Lonk singing for the first time"
"Poyo?"
Link: (Why would you post this though?)
"HYYYAAAH!"
Kirby: (It said it was posted by Zelday74.)
"Popoyo"
Link:(Why would you let Zelda post that?)
Link then grabbed the phone and ran into the main room.
"Poyo..."
Link: (That was my phone... but I could see why he wanted it removed.)
"Popoyo"
Link:(Well, what a bummer. What now?)
Dedede was walking towards his room. Everyone he passed by either laughed at him, gave him a compliment, or both.
"Look at that soft beak!" yelled Fox.
"Looks like you're finally the star of the show!" Falco shouted while nudging Fox by the shoulder.
Luigi then ran into the center of the hallway, in front of Dedede.
"You guys should be ashamed. He's serving you delicious food!"
Luigi looks at his phone and sends a picture and text message to Mario.
Mario's phone was vibrating. When he turned the phone on. He was shocked because he saw a picture showing Luigi with Mario's friend, Peach.
"What? Who sent this?"
He looked at the contact who sent it.
"If you don't get me out of your shadow, I'll kidnap Peach myself."
"He'll forever be in my shadow, no matter what." Said Mario.
Mario turns off his phone.
"Boo!" everyone yells at Luigi. Dedede already left him.
Luigi cries and runs out of the mansion, and hides in the corner of the garden.
"Why are you crying?" Olimar asked.
"These are really good flowers." Luigi stutterly said.
While Luigi is eating the pellet posies, (Are they even edible?) he is slowly getting poisoned because he ate a carrot. Except, it wasn't a carrot. It was actually one of the white pikmin, but he was crying so much he didn't notice.
He didn't care and he didn't know though. He was too depressed to care anyway. Little did he know, he actually had just eaten one of the members of Alph's new band, The Alphabets.
Since they had no other place to host an audition, they really only had Dedede's Donuts. With Dedede's permission, they decided to host it there.
In the day of the audition, a new band joined called The Pitofile. It consists of Pit and Dark Pit. They messed up the audition making the judges triggered.
The next band consisted of Link and Kirby. Zelda wasn't in with them because she was with Dedede. Their band was called "Two Guys, One Textbox". Obviously, they were rejected because Kirby was triggered at Link for assuming his gender, even if he already was a guy.
And lastly, it was Dedede and Zelda. Their name was Zeldee, which Zelda suggested but Dedede found weird. However, instead of singing, they just played DDD's Donuts' new theme song.
"Dedededededededededede... DONUTS!"
And that was actually 20 seconds long.
The audience was baffled. But, the judges loved it since the event was partly owned by Dedede, and if they rejected it, everyone would be kicked out.
"I feel like laughing, and crying at the same time"
Link looked at the two of them jealously as they talked and laugh.
Kirby though with a blank face: (Out of all the weird thing that has happened through out the week, this has to be one of the most questionable.)
Later that nighttime, Dedede asked Zelda out. But she said no, and maybe next time. But, then she decides to tell her friends about him asking her out.
"Haha, nice one, Princess!" Rosalina said as she laughed
"I haven't heard a good joke for a while"
To show her friends that Dedede did ask her out, they went out for breakfast tomorrow morning. Dedede decided to go to his own cafe.
"Popoyo-po!"
(I got my subtitles back!)
"Wait, what?" Said Dedede.
"Poyo!"
(So, goodbye!)
"HYAH!"
(Bye!)
"It was probably because of the loud donuts noise yesterday."
Since they had zero waiters, their only choice was to eat at Kirby's reopened cafe.
"Poyopoyo?"
(Now, what brings you here?)
" Nothing..."
"Poyo?"
(On a date, are you?)
"Noo..."
"Yes, we are." Said Zelda.
"Popoyo"
(Oh how cu- wait, no this is wrong)
"Poyo"
(I'm just gonna leave. Let waddle doo take your order.)
While the two were eating and quietly talking, Kirby and Link were looking at waddle doo's phone's search history. Link was more interested in Dedede and Zelda though.
"Poyo-po?"
(Link X Kirby?)
"HAAH!
(That's it. Bye.)
Link then quietly watched Zelda as they talked and snickered. Kirby suddenly dropped a pan on thr floor.
"What was that?" Asked Zelda.
She then saw Link watching them.
"HYAH!
(Uh, hi.)
Link didn't seem to realize that he was bothering them.
As Kirby picked back up the pan, he was looking at Link, he found the situation more hilarious than it's supposed to be.
"Ha!"
(ha!)
"Poyo poyo po"
(How awkward this is. Don't you think you're bothering them link?)
"Huut!"
(Nope.)
"Poyo!"
(Well have a look at this.)
He shows Link waddle doo's phone.
Link didn't say anything. Suddenly, a Mr. Saturn walked by outside. Link grabbed him and threw it at waddle doo.
"Hey, what are you doing outside the storage room?"
Waddle doo walks off towards said room.
"Hyut"
(We can't let him know we took his phone)
They threw his phone into the garden lake.
Meanwhile, Dedede and Zelda left without paying. Dedede was a king, after all, and Zelda was a princess...
"Hyah"
(Wait, did they even pay?)
"Poyo"
(No they didn't, but that was free, just because I can ship it.)
The shipping that was happening outside was even worse.
"Nice!" yelled Pit.
"YAS!" Said Captain Falcon
"WE SHIP IT!" Said everyone else watching.
"Look at that soft beak with that magic!" Said Fox.