Plum huffed and stopped to catch her breath after they left the castle grounds.
"So short man, don't you have a ride?" Plum asked Todd.
Todd glared at her. "You know my name! It isn't short man!"
She rolled her eyes. "Like I have time to remember some dumb peasant name!" Plum then starred him down with hands on her hips. "Just get us some transportation to that turtle-dragon thing!"
"Fine! 900,000,000,000 coins for just you for a ride on our plane, and if you want your friend with ya it's another 900,000,000,000 coins!"
Plum crossed her arms and sighed. "We are on this journey together, remember?"
"So?"
"So if I have to walk and fight my way to this guy, so do you."
"I'm just here to make sure you are actually going to do what you say your doing!"
"And you don't get tired? Or are able to get yourself out out trouble if I'm tied up? Or get too hot or cold? And is able to travel many distances to this thing?"
Todd just stayed quiet as she spoke.
"Lets use the plane."
Todd sighed. "Fine! But we got to be careful with it! I'm driving!"
Plum grinned and said, "fine by me!"
Daffodil stopped and looked back and saw Mario starring straight at her.
"Why are you following me?" Daffodil asked.
"Why did you attack me?" Mario asked.
"I'm not going to let me treat you like your child!"
Mario glared at her. "Maybe you should stop acting like one."
Daffodil rolled her eyes. "I'm not the one trying to force someone to do what they want!"
"Well, at least I think of others instead of you whose just for just yourself and shorting the sacrifices made for you cause you think it's all about you!"
"Yeah I do only worry about myself! Done so all my life!"
Mario frowned at her. "...Well, it doesn't have to be like that anymore."
Daffodil looked away from him. "Don't give me that bullshit. It's best that way..."
Mario slowly walked up to her. But once he got close she pulled out her knife and they both backed up and glared at each other.
"I'll do what I want! Fuck your dumbass of a queen and this stupid kingdom of idiotic mushroom people!" Daffodil shouted.
Mario started getting angry. "You have no right saying that!"
"Whatever..."
Mario's fist balled up. He's fine with anyone degrading him all they want, but you don't put down his friends or his dear Peach. He ran after Daffodil and she did the same. Mario had his fist up while Daffodil had her knife up high. Once Mario jumped up and dodged her attack, he jumped on her head. Though Daffodil quickly turned around and slashed him once he hit ground.
Todd tried to fly the plane, but didn't really know how to operate it. He was pressing all the buttons trying to get it off the ground, had loud music playing with loud noises for other things as well as lights flashing everywhere. Just before they reached the end of the runway, Creampuff found the control to lift them off the air and moved it with his head. Bowser and his allies had built many of aircraft and token control of may airplanes to know how they operate for the most part. Then he tackled the toad away and steered the best he could with his head. Aggh! This thing needs to slow down! How do I fix this? Creampuff wondered. He steered at the controls. Then Todd upchucking could be heard by them.
"Well, no wonder you didn't want to fly," Plum said.
"...No. I didn't know about this. I never flew before," Todd said.
Plum groaned. "Well, should've known that. You know nothing of this plane." She watched Creampuff with a smile. "You're so amazing Creamy!"
Creampuff cringed at the nickname, while still panicking to turn everything off.
"Slow it down, well ya?" Todd complained then threw up.
Plum held her nose. "Why don't you go to the bathroom or something?"
"Why don't you just leave the plane or something?"
"I got a better idea! I'll make you leave the plane!"
"Idiot! Open the door see what happens!"
"Will I'm sure if you make Puffykins throw up on the controls it would be bad as well!"
Creampuff sighed as those two argued amougst each other. Suddenly a balloon basket was in front of them and they slammed right into them. When they woke up, they were in the middle the ocean.
"ugh... Where are we?"
Todd glared at her with an irritated look. "Farther from Boswer than when we started! And I said NOT to wreck the plane!"
Plum let out a "psh!" sound and waved her hand behind her head. "The plane was SUPOST to be in your care. You could've wrecked it before we even flew!"
"I... WISHED THAT HAPPENED!"
The two love birds who were in the balloon had awoken looking as messed up as everyone else.
What happened?" the woman asked.
Mario had got up and gotten a fire flower. Not having a clue what was with the change in the man he's fighting, Daffodil charged at him with her knife in the air. But before she could even come close to touching him, a fireball hit her right in the chest. Daffodil fell to the ground feeling like she was engulfed by fire. There she laid there gasping, remembering being a similar situation when she was young and was beaten and thrown in her room.
Mario starred at her with a sad look. He walked over to Daffodil only to be told to leave her be. This wasn't his intentions, he just didn't want Peach's kindness to go to waste. So Mario just left her there without saying a word.
Plum, Todd, and Creampuff had finally hit land somewhere.
"Agh! I don't even know where we are! This is awful!" Todd shouted.
Plum looked at Creampuff and asked, "do you know where we are at Creamy?"
Creampuff shook his body no.
Plum and Todd sighed.
"This is all your fault you know! You just had to take the plane!"
"I'm not the one who failed to mention that I can't operate the plane even though I want to drive it," Plum said.
Todd balled up his hands and glared at her. "As far as I'm concerned, you failed your job! So good riddance you are on your own!" He then stormed off.
Plum waved a free hand as she held Creampuff in the other. "Good riddance. We can save the broad much faster without Mr. Stick-up-the-butt."
Well, at least it'd be a lot less yelling, Creampuff thought to himself.
"I bet we can find some people around here who are more helpful and useful then him!"
Creampuff nodded. After all, toads are the most useless and helpless creatures in the whole world.
Creampuff and Plum arrived at a place full of snake citizens. They looked at each other with confused looks.
Then a female snake approached them. "Welcome to our kingom! Isss there anything you need?"
"Well, we need to get to a dragon turtle hybrids place," Plum commented.
The female snake gave her a confused look. "Well, I haven't the ssslightesst clue of who your talking about, but I can ssshow you a place you can ssstay for the night."
"I guess that'll work."
They arrived at a place that looked like a city with huge pile of dirt everywhere. They arrived at a place with a sign that said, 'Free Hotel' on it.
What a weird and jerk name for a hotel. I mean, it's really crummy lookin for a hotel, but it can't be free... Creampuff thought.
"Yesss, it might not much be to you outsssidersss, but you're free to ssstay here if you like," the female snake said.
"For free?" Plum questioned.
"For free," the snake reassured.
Oh..., Creampuff thought to himself.
"Ssso, goodnight. Hope you find who you are looking for," the snake said. And then she slithered off.
Plum and Creampuff climbed down the latter through the big hole that made underground, got told they can sleep in the bottom floor in a room, and walked through a black sheet to a room full of nothing but a tv that somehow worked on batteries (only on a news channel though) and some holes to sleep and put things in.
"Gez, no wonder this place is free!" Plum shouted.
Yeah, this place isn't worth shit, Creampuff thought.
Plum let out a sigh. "least it's free, I guess. Free shelter and it's pretty warm down here."
Creampuff nodded in agreement.
Plum set down Creampuff and started to lay down. "Night Puffs!"
Creampuff mentally sighed then closed his eyes.
Plum was suddenly woken up in the middle of the night by a loud fart. Then a man and woman started arguing.
"Oh my god! You fat bitch! You're gonna stink the whole place out!" the man started.
"Shut the fuck up you jackass! This is your fault we ended up in this crummy place to begin with anyways. If you knew how to budget and plan better, we could've been relaxing in Delfino by now instead of being stuck in this crummy place!" The woman replied.
"Well if you have a problem staying here, then you can leave!"
"You can leave too, if you have a problem with this!" Then the woman let out another loud fart which Plum could smell. Then a baby started crying.
"You are such a bitch! The world would be a much happier and better place without you here! In fact, I think I'll do it a favor!"
Then hitting could be heard. "Kill yourself asshole! Your confused on how the world would be better! After all, we wouldn't be stuck with dumbasses like you!"
"SHUT UP!" Plum shouted.
"You shut up bitch! Or I'll pick up this fat cow right here and beat you with her!" the man shouted.
"Like your weak dumbass could do that!"
"Fine! I'll show you!"
Then there was more fighting between the two.
Plum didn't get any sleep at all. It was the next morning and the two are just making up now.
"I'm sorry Honey-bear. I shouldn't have been so mean to you," the man said.
"I shouldn't have been so inconsiderate to you ether, babe," the woman said.
"Come here sexy!"
Plum could here them smooching and moaning like cows and pigs. She tried not to gag. Creampuff started waking up after having a sound sleep. Eww how long has that been going on?
"Time to go Creampuff!"
Great idea, Creampuff thought.
Plum picked up Creampuff and they quickly got out of there.
Plum saw a snake person and asked for a map. The snake gladly gave her one. Creampuff pointed to Bowser's kingdom. Plum then asked for a ride, but then a smelly camel who had flies around him named Paul said he's heading that way and be happy to take him to wear he's heading.
"Ooohh... but it's awfully far away. You'll need sooome water..." The man gave them some water bottles. "and some fooood." Then gave them some dead mice and eggs.
"Eww," Plum commented.
"Don't worry miss. We are going to be on a plane so we should be fine," Paul said.
Both Creampuff and Plum cringed due to recent events.
Why are the people around here so helpful and dumb? Creampuff wondered.
Then a bunch of panda bears came and stomped on the buildings and grabbed some snakes and used them as jump ropes and whips.
"Ayeee! Get away! The panda bear bullies are here!" Then the snake man slithered away.
"Hurry, climb on!" Paul shouted.
"Fine." Plum put the stuff handed to her in one of Paul's ratty bags he had on him then got on Paul. Then he ran off as fast as he could.