It is I the ever-awesomer-than-Nae CAITY!! Thats right I am back!! Bwahahaha! Anywhoozle on with the episode!!And also I absolutely positutely do not own naruto, buzz lightyear, Maybelline or star wars in any way, shape or form!! Enjoy!
Nae: Hello and welcome to Dun dun dunnnnn music plays Naruto Survivor where your worst fears are realised and I shall KILL YOU AL-
Caity: Nae what are you doing?
Nae: Uhm nothing?
Caity: Shrugs Whatever it's time to go and give them their new tort-I mean test eheh so turn off the teletubbies and lets go!
Nae: But it was just getting good..
Caity: Now or no more coke
Nae: Ok ok but please please don't hurt the precious coke please
Caity: Yeah sure......idiot
Nae: Huh what?
Caity: Nothing lets go!
RANDOM BEACH PLACE
Itachi: You know what I just realised...aren't I like supposed to be all evil and mean and stuff?
Sasuke: YOU ARE EVIL YOU FOOL!!! I WANT MY OREOS DAMNIT!!!
Itachi: Ignores Sasuke completely
Sasuke: Hey stop ignoring me I WILL KILL YOU RAWR!!
Neji: Look dudes this is all like pointless and stuff lets all just calm down ok
Kiba: Yeah..
Tobi: POWER TO THE PANCAKES!!!
Shino: Guess what my shoes are just sooooo coo-
Nae: LAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shino: Awwww
Nae: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Caity: NUHAHAHAHA!!
Lee: YOUTHAHAHAHA!!
Naruto: O_O
Lee: What I wanted a cool laugh too..
Naruto: Okkkkk...backs away slowly
Gai: Don't worry my ever youthful Lee I thought your youthful display was very..uhm...Youthy!!
Lee: Oh Thankyou Gai-Sensei I have the greatest respect for you! You are truly awesome!!
Kakashi: Now why can't Sasuke be like that?
Sasuke: O_O B-be L-L-Like that???? Faints
Caity: Pokes Sasuke with an orange glowstick
Nae: Ok your next task is to..is to..to uhm..
Caity: YOU MUST MAKE IT THROUGH A MAZE!! Pumps fist in the air
Everybody else: Sweatdrop
Caity: The maze of doom?
Silence
Caity: The maze of destruction?
Silence
Caity: You know what I give up theres just no pleasing you people is there!!!
Nae: Nup! Anyways in the middle of the maze is your prize! a piece of paper!
Caity: A WHOLE PIECE OF PAPER WOW!!!
Nae: Yup!
Naruto: Awesome!
Tobi: POWER TO THE YOUTHFUL PANCAKES!!
Lee/Gai: HEY THATS OUR WORD!!!
Tobi: Aw snapperz
Caity: AND THATS MY WORD!!!
Tobi: Fozen fishsticks?
Itachi: THATS MINE!!
Nae: Tobi can't you think of anything original
Tobi: To infinite and beyond?
Caity: Isn't that Buzz Lightyea-You know what never mind, just get in the maze!!
Deidara: Hides behind Zetsu Scary...
Caity: Get your ass in the maze NOW!!
Naruto Characters: Eeeep Run into the maze
Nae: OH BY THE WAY WE PUT SOME SAVAGES AND WILD ANIMALS IN THERE TO MAKE IT MORE CHALLENGING!!!
INSIDE THE MAZE
YELLOW TEAM
Naruto: Ok so we go left, then right or was it right then left...or maybe straight, then left, right, left?
Sakura: You are officially stupid
Naruto: Why thank you
Sasuke: Oh my golly gosh what is that? Points at a strange looking thing with a shell
Itachi: That my dear little brother would be a....turtle...
Sasuke: Oh thats ok the-
Itachi: A vicious socially-retarded-person-eating turtle!!
Sasuke: ARGH!!!!!
Itachi: hehehe
Turtle: (insert whatever sound a turtle makes here)
Sasuke: Oh gawd help me I promise I'll start believing in you and I'll offer you this sacrifice! Holds Naruto up to the sky
Naruto: Ooo a sacrifice, thats sounds special!!! HEY GUYS I'M A SACRIFICE!!
Sakura: Uhm Naruto that's not a good thing..
Naruto: Oh if ever oh ever a sacrifice there was, I am one because because because!!! because of the awesome stuff I does!!
Turtle: Blinks
Sasuke: Oh NO!! IT BLINKED!! THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US SAVE THE WOMEN AND THE CHIL-
Naruto: I AM THE SACRIFICE!!
UHM TO THE RED TEAM!
Sai: ok I really wanna win this one so I can use that piece of paper and draw something!!
Karin: Yeah yeah whatever
Anko: CHYEAH AREN'T YOU ALL JUST SOOOOOOOO EXCITED I AM LETS MOVE OUT TROOPS!!!
Kakashi: WTF?!?!
Gai: Youth what a youthy youth motivation speech to activate the youth stored deep inside our youthy souls OH THE YOUTHFULLNESS OF IT ALL!!!
Asuma: Look I have been putting up with this for like 14 days .!!
Kurenai: Sweatdrop
Asuma: I'.LOOPY!!
Kakashi: uhm..
Karin:...and so I was all like no rabbit-butt Sasuke-kun is like so mine and then she was all like no way and I was all like yes way and she was like no way and so I was all like-
Sai: Oh my god SHUT UP WOMAN!!
Karin:...
Asuma: Thankyou Sai THANKYOU!!!
Gai: LET US YOUTHFULLY EMBARK ON THIS YOUTHY ADVENTURE AND FULLY EMBRACE THIS CHANCE TO LET OUR INNER YOUTH SHINE!!
Kakashi: uhm sure ok..
THE BLUE TEAM (hehehe..blue..)
Kisame: Sings Letsname the species, the species, the species, Lets name the species that live in the sea! Theres-
Deidara: ARGH MY EARS!!!!! OWCH!! SAVE ME FROM THE EAR RAPIST!!
Kisame: WHAT?!?!?
Deidara: You heard me you ear rapist!!!
Kisame: I AM NOT! IT'S CALLED SINGING!!
Deidara: Oh is that what you call it? Ear rapist!
Shino: Hey guys did you know that a cockroach can liv-
Tenten: Shaddup already geez! What did I say about the useless bug info!!
Shino: hehehe oh well at least my shoes are still coo-
Nae: Far off yelling LAAAAAAAME!!!
Shino: Aw crud!
Tobi: Hey guys what's that thing? Points at a figure in the distance
Tenten: Well Tobi thats a-
TO THE FLURO GREEN TEAM
Tenten: YOU CUT ME OFF!!!
Caity: Deal with it anyway-
Tenten: NO!!
Caity: Fine finish your stupid sentence!!
Tenten: Thankyou....ahem..Well Tobi thats a SAVAGE!!RUN FOR IT!!!!
They all run away..yes even Choji...
TO THE FLURO GREEN TEAM THIS TIME FOR REALZ!!
Sasori: I know I have a plan..Whispers inaudibly
Ino: Thats CRAZY!!
Temari: Yeah how is you stealing/eating all the fairy floss in the world going to get us to the center of the maze?
Kankuro: Yeah, yeah, yeah. How, how, how?? I really, really, really need to beat Gaara and prove to everyone once and for all that I am the superior sand sibling!!
Sasori: Blink blink Oh you wanted a plan to get to the middle of the maze..uhm I got nothing..
Lee: I know I can just use the power of my youth to quickly locate the center of the maze and we'll be there in no time.....IT'S THIS WAY FOLLOW ME YOUTHFUL FRIENDS!!
TWO HOURS LATER
Lee: It's just around this corner..
Temari: You've said that for the last 45'678 corners!
Lee: Well I'm sure it's this one this time
Kankuro: Yeah you said that last time, and the time before that, and the time before that, and guess what you even said it the time before that and yo-
Frog: Ribbit!!
Ino: So your back to challenge me aye? Think you can get the best of me eh mate? Well no-one beats Ino Yamanaka so if your here for a rematch lets go right here right nowjust you and me froggie!!
Frog: Ribbit ribbit
Ino: No your mum smells like banana's!!!
Frog: Ribbit?
Ino: Oh is that right!!! Eh mate???
Frog: Ribb-
Ino: WHY YOU LIL!! Starts to strangle the frog
Sasori: I have a plan everyone...
Ino: Drops frog What is it?
Sasori: well....we just walk until we find it! Grins
Ino: Falls over
Shikamaru: That was your brilliant plan? It took you this long to come up with that?
Sasori: Yeah..
Ino: You were right before Sasori, we are DOOMED!!
Frog: Ribbit!
Ino: HEY !! YOU STAY OUT OF IT!!!
Frog: Ribby ribb!
Ino: YEAH WELL WHO ASKED YOU!!!
Frog: Ribbit!!
Ino: You win this round but we will meet again!! MARK MY WORDS EVIL FROG MARK MY WORDS!!!
Kankuro: Yeah ok Ino...
Ino: YOU WANNA START SOMETHING TOO!!
Kankuro: n-n-no
Ino: Good!!
Frog: Ribbit
Ino: Grrr Eye twitches
Frog hops away
Ino: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN BUDDY!!!
OUTSIDE THE MAZE
Caity: Hey nae?
Nae: Yeah
Caity: Wheres Gaara?
Gaara walks out of the trees
Caity: And where have you been mister??
Gaara: Well I broke into your secret base here on the island and I ate your super-secret-uber-duberly-well-hidden stash of cookies!
Caity: WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!
Nae: Uh oh..
Caity: GAARA!!!
Gaara: Pulls a really serious face and looks at the camera, flicking his hair Maybe she's born with it.....maybe its maybelline!
Nae: What the crap? Where'd that come from?
Gaara: I dunno Shrugs
Caity: That was really weird...in fact I even forgot why I wanted to kill you
Gaara: hehehe
Caity: WAIT!! WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!!!
Gaara: Shino took them!!
Caity: Ooo Shino is going down now!! Cracks knuckles
Nae: Well seeing as how Caity is about to go beat the living snot out of Shino I suppose I should end the show and tell you all to review!!! Again tell us who you want to win and who you wanna vote out votes close on 11th of November 2008!!
Caity: Buh bye now.....shino!
Gaara: Bye...Ooo look a muffin...May the force be with you!