Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: I love the Death Note opening for the 2nd season. It's so entertaining :)uhh, anyway, welcome to chapter 4 of Can't Shoot This. I'm currently very bored. So, bored in fact that I've memorized the entirety of Resident Evil: Extinction. I 3 Mikey!!

Mikey:currently dead:)I'm loved!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing!! God, I hate being 17. I can't own nothing. Next year I'll able to though.plots evil plan to own things:D Bawk!!

Ok, after some counseling from Dr. Phil, Dante was able to at least touch the door knob before he squealed like a Koala and fainted. Vergil just shook his head.

"No more Kangaroo Jack before bedtime."he whispered as he stepped over Dante's seizing body and walked into the Janitor's closet. Looking around, he found nothing of great use or importance. There was a loud crash from behind and a manly scream. Vergil whipped around and noticed Saki rolling around on the floor laughing, while Momo's hand was sticking up from under a huge stack of heavy porno magazines. Vergil sighed and went to help the distraught Japanese girl. Momo flushed with anger as Saki continued to laugh.

"Stop!! I know it's funny, but you don't have to laugh out loud!!"Momo yelled before turning and smacking her face into the door frame and then stumbling over Dante as she ran out of the closet. Saki finally composed herself and wiped the tears away from her eyes.

"THAT was FUNNY."she sighed.

"I may not care about you or Momo, or pretty much any of this. But, wasn't that a bit mean?"Vergil asked. Saki stared at him.

"Stop telling the truth."she said.

"What?"Vergil asked.

"Well, it's in all the major horror movies and video games, where someone has to be the hater and hate everyone, everything, and skittles. But, they would never admit it, until they felt it was time."Saki replied looking at him like he should have known this bit of very much odd information.

"Is still don't get it. Were aren't in a video game."Vergil tried to wrap his mind around the Japanese girl's words, but it just didn't fit.

After getting what ever they went to the school to get, I forgot what it was. They woke Dante up with a kick to the funny bone and left to search out Momo. As soon as they exited the school they were met with a sight. Momo was playing twister with some kind of ghost. Why some kind, you ask? Well, it was just a black shadow, but it had a voice and you could tell it was female. One of the weird see through villagers was the one with the spinny board thing.

"Weft fwoot gween."it said in it's weird Asianese accent. Their left feet went to the nearest green. The black shadow laughed maniacally and tripped Momo. Momo fell and disappeared.

"Ha beotch! Your soul is MINE!!"it yelled with a sadistic air to it. She noticed the human and half-demon brothers and smiled, waving crazily.

"Hello! My name is Ai! Who are you?"she asked, floating up to them.

"My name is Saki! Nice to meet you Ai."Saki replied with a squeal.

"The name is Dante. You have a boyfriend?"he asked. Ai looked at him and started crying.

"Why are you acting like this? All I want is an honest friend, but you have to go and turn it into something dirty and perverted!"she bawled, but smiled and turned to Vergil.

"Who the fuck are you, homo?!"she screeched. Dante laughed, which made Ai laugh as well. Vergil was the only one who could tell this ... thing was most likely bi-polar.

"This is Vergil."Saki said with a smile. Ai glomped him, but then began petting his hair saying. "God you're so beautiful. I just wanna make paranormal Japanese love to you."With that she proceeded to lick his cheek.

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Yes, I know I killed of Momo. She was based off of Saphira946, but I no longer like her. So instead, my friend Kriptic (formally known as cript) will be in here. She's the bi-polar shadowy entity known as Ai which is love for Japanese

Kriptic: Why me?

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Because I said so, plus I was going to make you a bi-polar llama ghost, but decided not to. Be happy!!

Kriptic: I see. Well in that case. I think I'd rather be a bi-polar llama ghost.

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: --' you just don't get it, do you?

Kriptic: Get what, Pink?

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: I don't know. I'll think of something later. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and be on the look out for more.