Sebastian Goes Online Shopping: REAL LIVE CHAT CONVERSATIONS Enjoy

by sailormoon125

Sebastian Michaelis talks to sales reps from Victoria's Secret, Calvin Klein, Spencers, etc to purchase the usual items..butterknives, suits, cat keychains, gloves, more cat items...corsets, cat ears for the young master...and other...questionable items. Lots of innuendos. (fyi, this are REAL online chat conversations that happened when I masqueraded as Sebastian as a prank...)

4. His Butler, At Nordstrom

Michael: Hi, my name is Michael. How may I help you?
Customer: Hi Michael. How are you?
Customer:: I'm looking for some shapewear for a friend

Specifically- a corset.

And also some panty shapewear as well.

Michael: Sure I can send a link where you can look at the options that we have online

Michael: Here is the link also to the shapewear that we have in stock.
Michael shop/search?query=Shapewear. And can I have your name please?

Customer: Why yes, my name is Sebastian.
These are quite nice… My only concern is that the sizes here may not fit his petite frame.

Customer: Will these fit smaller sizes?

Michael: You will need to refer to the size charts as the sizing is different for each item

Customer: Right, the thing is I'm not quite sure about his size so I'm looking for a corset/panty shapewear roughly the size of a 13 yr old boy.
Customer: He's about 5 ft...and a bit on the short side...and quite scrawny.
Customer: Do you have anything that could fit more to his fit?

Michael: I am going to disconnect the chat at the moment and will send this over to the supervisor.

(Me: O_o Supervisor?)

Customer: Wait! Haha, this isn't for real! It's for a-
Michael has disconnected

*cuts chat*

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I feel like I traumatized the poor guy..lmao..I -was- going to tell him it was part of a prank series, but he left faster than you could say...corset. Will Sebastian ever find his corset for the young master?... (the answer is yes, btw and it was quite an interesting convo. ;) Will be uploading it shortly..)