A.N.: This is part chapter and part musical again. This time, it's to the tune of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws". Or, in this case, "Kidnap the 2D man."
Underground in a dark lair
"New comers in town…eh?" came a deep and monstrous from a dark corner of the shadowy lair underground the town full of outcasts.
"Red! Yellow! Green! White!"
At that moment, little snickers of every voice tone sprung up from the corners of the room. Suddenly, four little shadows began sprouting from the gloomy stone walls of the lair. One popped out from the wall. It was a black-skinned, red-eyed little demon, dressed up in a soldier's uniform. "Red!" it called out, in a sinister and evil voice.
Then, another shadowy demon popped out. Yet this one had yellow eyes. "Yellow!" it said, in a hoarse and devious whisper.
Another shadow popped out form the wall. This one had glowing green eyes. "Green!" it called out, in a deep and monstrous voice.
And finally, one final little demon popped out from the shadows on the wall. "White!" it hollered, with a high-pitched yet villainous voice.
The four little demons were known as "Red, Yellow, Green, and White". They were all dressed in soldier's uniforms, and were sneaky, conniving little creatures that lived in the underground labyrinth of the truly evil outcast, known as "Spikez". In a matter of speaking, the demons were his "henchmen". They all had sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and thing little claws. Even though they work for Spikez, they still have respect for the Outcast king, Vernbannter. After all, he was the one who banished Spikez to the labyrinth below. Spikez is the only outcast in the town to be truly evil. All the other citizens are innocent and kind. His greatest desire is to become the Outcast King, and to kill and eat Vernbannter. But, in his first encounter, he was defeated and learned to fear Vernbannter's power. But, due to the newcomers in town, Spikez got a fiendish idea.
The four little shadow henchmen stood in front of a dark corner of the lair. They giggled and cackled evilly, awaiting their master's wicked instructions. That's when Spikez evil voice spewed from the shadowy corner. "Listen carefully" he rudely began, "Go to Outcast Town and kidnap one of the newcomers. Particularly, that blue-haired one with the stupid look on his face! His name is 2D or something. When you do, bring them here! I shall lure Vernbannter here, and when that happens, I'll cook them all!" The evil outcast chuckled deviously. The four little demons all stared at each other with deranged smiles on their faces, and burst into demonic giggles themselves. And then, awaiting no more instructions, they all trotted up the stairs, and began their little chant.
sung to "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".)
They're all humorously walking up the stairs, slightly tripping on each other, and then they stop at exit of layer.
All together: Kidnap Mr. 2D man!?
Yellow: Let ME try it!
White: No, you can't!
(Red smacks them both on the back of the head)
Red: Spikez said we should together!
Yellow: Four of a kind!
Green: Birds of a feather!
All together: Now and forever! Weeeeeeeeeee!! La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
(They are now walking through the forest and singing)
All together: Kidnap the 2D man, we will bury him! Let's set him on fire then, tear him limb from limb!
Red: First we'll get him in the dark and then we'll throw him in the sea with sharks. They'll bite him bad and leave a mark!
White: Wait, I have better plan to get this stupid stick man! We'll fry him up on a big ol' grill, and when he's done he'll be road kill!
All together: Kidnap the 2D man, throw him in a cell! Turn the heat up all the way, and then see if he is well!
Green: Then Mr. Spikez can…
All together: Take the whole town over then! He'll be so pleased we do declare! The whole world should beware! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Yellow: I say that we take a canon, aim at his head and then, we light the fuse and when it fires, dumb 2D man will be completely dead!
Red: Don't be stupid! Think now, if we blow him up to ashes, there's no way Mr. Spikez can take the town and he'll have our asses!
All together: Kidnap the 2D man, cut out both his eyes, and then see if he is sad!
Red & White: Because Mr. Spikez is the meanest guy around! If I were on his target list, I'D GET OUT OF TOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!
(They all jump on a large shadow-like gargoyle, standing on four legs The gargoyle begins flying and giving them a ride.)
Green: He'll be so pleased with our success, that he'll reward us too I'll bet!
All together: Perhaps he'll make his special brew! A serpent and batwing stew!
(Gargoyle lands and they all hop off of it, and they're next to the entrance to Outcast Town. They look at each other, smiling evilly.)
All together: We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride, we do our best to please him and to stay on his good side!
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride, we do our best to please him and to stay on his good side!
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride, we do our best to please him and to stay on his good side!
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride, we do our best to please him and to stay on his good side!
Red: I've got something, listen now! This one is real good you'll see! We'll leave a present by him and upon it they'll be a note to read, now in the box we'll wait and hide, until his curiosity (All join in) enlightens him to look inside and then we'll have him, ONE, TWO, THREE
All together: Kidnap the 2D man, beat him with a stick! Lock him up for a hundred years, see what makes him tick! Kidnap the 2D man, cut open his throat! Ol' Mr. Spikez, is sure to start to gloat! Kidnap the 2D man, see what we will see! Lock him in a cell and then, throw away the key!
Lock him in a cell and then, throw away the key!
Lock him in a cell and then, throw away the key!
(Maniacal laughter, and then they jump into the shadows of buildings and trees, and vanish with their laughter fading away)
A.N.: Ok, this was inspired by Lock, Shock, and Barrel, characters who belong to Tim Burton. But Red, Yellow, Green, and White belong to me! The song was sung to Lock, Shock, and Barrel's version, but, at the same time, sung to She Wants Revenge's version of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws", especially how some of the phrases repeat themselves. Thanks for reading this chapter!