Clothing and Water pt1

"Hey Timberwolf!" Brainiac 5 smirked

"What?" Timberwolf asked frowning

"I have an idea on how you can get Shadow back for all pranks," Brainy replied slyly making Timberwolf give a fanged smirk

"Do tell," he spoke darkly.

Shadow on the other hand, was having a lazy day. She'd not planned anything at all for Timberwolf... or anyone else for that matter; all she wanted to do for that day... was curl up in a ball on the sofa, and snooze.

"Shadow?" Cham asked, she opened one emerald eye and looked up yawning

"Vhat do you vant Cham?" she asked smiling

"You really never talk to anyone... the guys are...well, to put it lightly, scared to death that you're gonna eat them," Cham fidgeted as she un-curled herself and stood up, at her full height of 6 foot. She looked down at the young Durlan.

"You know... you lot do look soft and chewy..." she smirked slyly as he gulped, she chuckled and rubbed his head affectionately "but I promised myself I wouldn't," she giggled making him grin

"So you're not gonna eat them then?" he asked

"No Cham, i'm a cat yes... but not one zhat eats man... you are safe, do not fret," She purred "now go tell zhose idiots vhat I said," she smiled

"Yes Ma'am. Oh and I got something for you to do to Timberwolf," he smirked

"Ooooh do tell," she smirked revealing the pearly white fangs.

The plans were set, the props were in place and the timing was perfect, it was the next day in the Legion HQ, Timberwolf awoke smirking. He had a plot in mind and was going to pull it off.

Shadow awoke earlier than Timberwolf, she'd already put her plan into motion... everything was already done before he'd even woke up, and she'd done it all in his room while he was asleep.

Timberwolf stood up and walked into his bathroom, his fur was a mess... his hair was a mess... he growled, not only that... but someone (not naming who XD) had adorned his face with 'pretty neon pink' lip stick, blusher, mascara and blue eyeliner... oh yeah... this meant war. He washed the offending make-up off and got himself a shower, then walked to his closet and low and behold there was a note on the door

'Just thought this would look GREAT with the make-up.
Signed you're friendly neighbourhood Kitty cat.'

He almost tore the door off the closet to find... well... girls clothing, pinks, frilly dresses... skirts, blouses AND NO GUY CLOTHES. He had a choice... walk down the halls naked... or dress in a skirt and blouse. Sooo he sat in his room growling.

"Timberwolf?" came a female's voice

"WHAT?!" he snarled

"You ok?" it was Phantom Girl

"I'm perfectly fine but don't even THINK about coming in," he growled

"Why?" she asked sounding concerned

"Shadow replaced all my clothes with girl clothes... I have nothing on," he grumbled as she burst into a fit of giggles. "yeah-yeah laugh it up, but that cats goin DOWN!" he growled

"Oh c'mon T, it's like a war between you two... and she's winning..." Phantom girl snickered as he scowled

"I would have got her back... if she hadn't of struck first" he grumbled

"Want me to get you some clothes?" she asked repressing the urge to phase her arm through the door and take a picture.

"Yes!" he exclaimed as she ran off to get him a spare suit.

Finally he was able to get dressed. He walked out into the hall to find Phantom girl smiling

"Thanks," he grumbled

"You're welcome Timberwolf," Phantom girl smiled, as he turned around Phantom girl started snickering, he turned to look at her questioningly, she just shrugged "nothing T, nothing" she giggled. Unbeknownst to him, Shadow had placed a note on his back saying 'Shadow: 4, T-wolf: ZILCH!' while he was sleeping. He stormed to the lounge where Shadow was sat in front of the large windows, meditating.

"SHADOW!!" he roared making the present legionnaires flinch. From her sitting position, she smirked.

"Ah Timbervolf, what a pleasant surprise," she purred as he walked over. She stood up only slightly smaller than him.

"What do you think you're playing at?!" he snarled right up in her face

"Vhat does it look like... i'm meditating," she smirked, not in the least bit fazed. Any normal person would be cowering under that intense gaze of his... but no... Not Shadow... and to be honest... he actually liked her for that. Mainly because she didn't cower in fear whenever he threw on a temper tantrum... no, she just laughed and made jokes. (Cause that's just entirely normal -.-')

There was just one thing that Timberwolf did wrong in that situation... on the way TO the lounge... he never thought... of a dialogue. He had NOTHING to say.

"So is that what you're just gonna do all day, MEDITATE?! Well guess what I meditate too! You're not the only fucking MEDITATOR in this building, we ALL meditate, it's a fucking GROUP effort. You think you're the best at it?! Well guess what, YOU'RE NOT!!" he ranted as a smirk wound its way onto her face "you don't even... you don't even know... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" he yelled then stormed out of the room slamming the door.

"I think zhat vent vell," she smiled then went back to meditating.

This was only part one... he WILL get his revenge... at least once XD