Steph owns all the really important stuff. I own a photobucket account with 1985 pictures of Rob and only 49 of my sons wedding. Oops...my bad.

Rated G...Until we get to the M!

Chapter 4: The One I Don't Understand

I used to be the smartest one in class but not anymore. Bella is way smarter than me even if she doesn't know who the pitcher for the Seattle Mariners is. She uses strange words when she talks. I don't know what serendipity and kismet means but Bella used them in a sentence! The teacher gave her the Golden Apple award for her vocabulary. My mother says Bella is precocious. I don't know what that word means either. What's so great about fancy words? At least I saw a frog pee once.

Author Notes: Real life inspiration for Edward in this chapter was my younger brother who did see a frog pee once and felt that was a bigger and more important deal than anything we siblings did that day.