A Kiss With a Fist – Florence and the Machine

(Underlined for Andrea. Normal for Nigel. Italics for Miranda)

"Six, darling, good to see you!"

"Nigel are you ok? I swung by the office to see if I should wait for you there, and it was chaos. A police officer and everything!"

"As I was going to tell you, darling, I have a story. You know how Miranda was going into her office this morning to collect some of her stuff and say goodbye?"

"Oh, God, what did she do?"

"Haha, actually, for once, it was not Miranda's fault – she's definitely mellowed out since you two started dating. Anyway, she was saying bye to Emily, when Irv showed up. Dont scowl, you'll get wrinkles. Irv told Miranda that she couldn't leave the company for some 'gold digger who was after all her money.' His words, not mine. Miranda was furious, more than I have ever seen her. She told him to leave she sight and never speak to her again."

"Thats not so bad, but why where the police there?"

"Wait for it, it gets worse. Miranda turned to go back into her office, but Irv grabbed her arm, and then he... he... he kissed her. Miranda was in shock, I think, as was everyone else, and Irv told her that she should leave you and 'be with a man who can make you happy', again his words. Miranda unfroze rather... violently at that."

"What did she do? Miranda ok, right?"

"Well, she hit him once, her hit her back. We were all frozen, but I could here Emily calling security. Then Miranda kicked him in then shins, so Irv slapped her. For a moment The Ice Queen just stood there, then she punched him – man, she has an mean double jab. Broke his jaw and blackened one of his eyes. Just before her could retaliate, security stepped in. Miranda accused him of assault, and since he had kissed her first, Irv really had no defence. Besides, there were an office full of witness'."

"Is Mira ok?"

"Physically, she is fine. Emotionally, she's pissed off as hell. Oh, I almost missed the best bit. After they put Irv into hand cuffs, and where taking him away, her shouted out 'a kiss with a fist is better than none' and that he ' still loved her'."

"No wonder Miranda was furious. Is she still there?"

"Yeah, if your finished eating we can head over there"

"Are you kidding? Lets go!"

"You have to let me in, I need to talk to Miranda"

"Andrea? What are you doing here, darling?"

"Miranda! Thank god, are you ok?"

"I'll be better once you kiss me."

"Lets me see what I can do... Better?"

AN:So after unanimous decision, I wrote a short chapter to destroy the onsided Mirnada - Irv thing. Back to Miranda – Andrea, although I might revisit Miranda – Irv later in a different project. Still, any requests for a Mirandy?

Also, if your reading "Are You Kidding Me?", I swear I will try to update soon, I'm just a bit stuck with it. Soon, promise.