naruto:you didnt let me get a cookie
matt:deal with it!
naruto:no!
matt:fine then sit!
(sasuke falls)
sasuke:what was that for
matt:whoops
sakura:time for round 2!
naruto:well ill get the disclaimer on
(punching noises)
naruto:matt doesnt own naruto
matt:help!
sakura:that was haku and zabuza um... wait whos up next?
ino:wait ill check its hidan and then hinata
naruto:go hinata whooo!
sakura:ok hidans next try not to swear to much
hidan:i can make and beeping promises
sakura:...
ino:ill just block it
sakura:ok so hes singing um...something by blink 182...
hidan:shit, piss, beep, beep, beepsucker, motherbeeper, tits, fart, terd and twat shit, piss, beep, beep, beepsucker, motherbeeper, tits, fart, terd and twat shit, piss, beep, beep, beepsucker, motherbeeper, tits, fart, terd and twat shit, piss, beep, beep, beepsucker, motherbeeper, tits, fart, terd and twat i beeped your mom,
and i want to suck my dad and my momma too oh is thing still on
hidan:haha i have another song to!
I... wanna beep a dog in the ass He wants to beep a dog in the ass I wanna beep a dog... that's right kids
I... tried to beep your mom in the ass...
(trap door opens)
hidan:how dare you (echoes)uuuuuuuuuuuu (boom)
sakura:now that thats over...
ino:hinatas up...
naruto:go hinata
naruto:shes gonna sing dirty little secret by the all american rejects
sasuke:omg i love them
naruto:me too!!!!!
sauske:there awesome
naruto:but wait whats hinatas secret?
(ino whispers to sakura)
sakura:i figured that much
naruto:what???
(sakura and ino whisper to sasuke)
sasuke:really!?!?!?
naruto:oh forget go on hinata do your thing
hinata:oh...yea...i for..got
naruto:what
hinata:hanabis my back up singer
naruto:ok well go on
hinata:Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you
Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know
I'll keep you my dirty little secret hanabi:Dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret hanabi:Just another regret, hope that you can keep it My dirty little secret
Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you
Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know
I'll keep you my dirty little secret hanabi:Dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret hanabi:Just another regret, hope that you can keep it My dirty little secret
Who has to know The way she feels inside hanabi:inside Those thoughts I can't deny hanabi:deny These sleeping thoughts won't lie hanabi:won't lie And all I've tried to hide It's eating me apart Trace this life out
I'll keep you my dirty little secret hanabi:Dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret hanabi:Just another regret
I'll keep you my dirty little secret hanabi:Dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret hanabi:Just another regret, hope that you can keep it My dirty little secret Dirty little secret Dirty little secret
Who has to know Who has to know
naruto:yay!!! whoo hinata!!!!
sasuke:whoo best one yet!!!!
sakura and ino:thats so cute!
naruto:what was
sakura:oh nothing
hinata:thanks...guys
(naruto hugs hinata)
(hinata falls)
naruto:what happen
neji:naruto!!!!
naruto:idk what happen please take her!
neji:ok fine
naruto:thats was weird
sakura:omg you idiot!!!!
naruto:what?
ino:she likes you
naruto:what!!?!?!?
naruto:hinata im coming!!!!
hinata:since matt cant talk right now ill take over
naruto:ok then...
hinata:he will continue the story later
sakura:well i broke his arm so it will take him longer to write
hinata:see you next time muhahahahaha