Huzzah, violence! Lets see what I can cook up for this chapter!

Also, I don't own the "English" line from Pulp Fiction.

Leon was having a bad day. First he had shot an innocent man, then he had been replaced for this mission, some dude had pistol-whipped him into a bloody pulp, and now he was struggling to make it into the village. He had been walking for what seemed like hours. His progress was slowed by the bear trap he was being forced to drag along with him. "This..." Leon panted as he struggled towards the gate to the town, "Has got to be..." he gasped for breath, "The worst that can happen..."

Leon finally made it to the door. Pushing it open, he found himself looking at a scene from Hell. The town was in ruins. Bodies and body parts littered the small village. Two large craters were still smouldering, and it seemed one small barn had caught on fire during the aftermath. And it seemed that the villagers wanted revenge. In the center of the town, several villagers were piling wood and garbage around a large pole which had a meat-hook hanging from it. Two men were holding one of the policia officers down, and he was screaming for help. "AYUDAME!!!" (I think that is how it is spelled...)

"They must want revenge for what that other guy did! I MUST SAVE HIM!!!" Leon exclaimed. "I'M COMING BUDDY!!!!" Leon took off running towards the crowd, waving his handgun in the air.

"Eh?" some of the villagers looked up. "Quien es el idioto?" some of them asked each other.

"No se..." one of them shrugged. "No es importante... MATAR!!!"

"Uh oh," Leon stopped running when all the villagers pulled out weapons. "Maybe this was a bad idea..."

"VOY A MATER USTED!!!" a woman wielding a sickle shrieked and ran towards him.

Something inside Leon snapped.

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!" he roared. Without warning, Leon jumped up in the air and roundhouse kicked her in the face. "STOP SPEAKING GIBBERISH!!!"

Everyone froze. The sight of some idiot spazzing out and laying the smack-down on some random woman made them all rethink attacking him. "Uh... Yo tengo ir a el bano..." one guy muttered, slowly sneaking off.

"NO MORE JIBER-JABBER!!!" Leon hurled a chicken egg he picked up off the ground at the guy. The egg smacked him in the face, shattering and spraying its contents everywhere.

"MI OJOS!!!" the man shrieked, dropping to his knees and clawing at his face. "NO MIRO!!!"

"ES EL DIABLO!!!" some of the villagers screamed, frightened by the stranger's ability to blind people from across the village.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" Leon snarled, running at the crowd of people.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" the all screamed, scattering like roaches and running for their lives.

"Muchos gracios, mi amigo..." the cop thanked Leon as he got up off the ground.

"SHUT UP!!!" Leon roundhouse kicked him i nthe throat. The man flew backwards and was impaled on the pole's meat-hook.

"PORQUE!?" he screamed as the flames consumed him.

"I SAID SHUT UP!!!" Leon drew his gun and emptied the contents of the pistol into the man's torso.

An eerie silence fell over the village. There was no noise other than the crackle of the flames and the panting of the crazed American. In a nearby tree, a crow surveyed the carnage. "Caw! Caw! Ca-"

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

"ENLISH, BIRDIE!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" Leon screamed at the twitching corpse of the crow.

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Meanwhile, Agent HUNK was making was way through the surrounding areas. He ignored the sounds of gunfire in the distance, knowing it made major impact on his mission. He had killed anyone and anything he came across. Villagers, dogs, cows, birds, even little blue plastic things that were hanging from every other tree. He had found a note about them, and they appeared to be part of some game or something. It made no difference to HUNK. He was getting free target practise, at least.

As HUNK made his way into an abandoned building, he paused. He could hear a loud banging noise coming from the other room. After clearing the house of hostiles and traps, he made his way into the back room. He found a large piece of furniture, and it was bouncing around like crazy. Somebody was locked inside! HUNK unlocked the doors, and out spilled some Spanish guy. He was tied up and had duct tape over his mouth. "Hm?" HUNK aimed his TMP at the man's head, which made him squirm and sweat. "Another crazy villager?"

"Mmmm-mm! MMMM-MM!!!" the man shook his head. HUNK hesitated for a second, and then ripped the duct tape off his mouth. "I'M HUMAN!!! Don't shoot!"

"Human?" HUNK tilted his head to the side.

"Yes... long story... But first, answer me one question..." the man sat up as HUNK untied him.

"What?" HUNK replied.

"You got a smoke?" the man grinned.

"Nope..." HUNK shook his head.

"Mierda..." the guy frowned.

"Who are you?" HUNK asked.

"Me llamo es Luis Sera. Y tu?" he replied.

"Agent HUNK. What's going on here? Do you know-" HUNK was interupted by a large thumping noise.

"Oh great..." Luis grumbled. The two men watched in horror as a large man in a trench coat walked into the room, flanked by two villagers. He was huge, and his head barely avoided scraping the ceiling. "The big cheese..."

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!!!!!

Agent HUNK emptied every bullet in his TMP into the guy's head and upper torso. He also fired a few shots into the two villagers, dropping them without trouble. The giant man stumbled backwards against the blood-covered wall behind him, his head shredded beyond recognition by the custom 9mm bullets.. He then crumpled to the floor, and didn't move or make a sound.

"Swiss cheese, you mean?" HUNK joked darkly.

"Woah," Luis stared at the carnage. "I gotta get me one of those."

And BOOM! Mendez is down for the count! Or is he? There's no telling with these guys...

I have no idea why I made Leon go crazy. The thought of him going psycho because he couldn't understand anything people said doesn't seem that far fetched...

Oh, right, translations!

"Help me!"

"Who is the idiot?"

"I don't know. Its not important. KILL!!!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"Uh... I have to go to the bathroom..."

"MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!"

"ITS THE DEVIL!!!"

"Thanks alot, my friend..."

"WHY?!"

"Crap."

"My name is Luis Seras. And you?"

It is fun to be bilingual.