Well here's the first filler episode of the fic, like I said they are pretty much Loud house episodes but with an alien twist as well as other different things. Anyway i hope you like it.
It was a rare sight today in the Loud House. It was actually quiet all around the house, not a sound in any room. However, the silence was broken as a green flash radiated out of Lincolns door.
The living room was like the rest of the house, no one was even watching TV. However, the vent on the ceiling started to open. The hatch of the vent opened with the 2 of the screw barely hanging on the vent door. Then a small, grey, frog-like creature came out of the vents and landed on the couch.
"And he sticks the landing!" Grey Matter bragged as he bounced on the couch. Grey Matter then turned toward the audience "Money. There just isn't a lot of it in the Loud House. So when you find some, even it's just a micro-cent, you gotta keep it to yourself. Now if you excuse me….CANNONBALL!" Gray Matter explained as he dived into the couch.
"Alright what do we got here, Pre-chewed wads of latex, coiled up pieces of steel, broken I might add, EW who puts underwear down here…Lana. AH HA jackpot!" Gray Matter then popped out of the couch holding a quarter "Come to papa you beautiful mix of nickel and copper." Gray matter said as he kissed the quarter.
Gray-matter then put the quarter in his teeth and crawled up the wall and back into the vent. As he left his sisters (Minus Leni) Came down and looked around the couch. "I swear I heard someone collecting money down here," Lola said as she looked under the couch.
"How do you even hear money?" Lana asked as she looked in the fireplace.
"Haven't you ever heard the expression money talk's hahaha get it?" Luan joked as her siblings groaned and rolled their eyes.
As they looked around Lynn looked at the ceiling and saw that the vent was open "Hey Luce you left you left the vent open," Lynn told her roommate as she pointed to the ceiling.
"Sorry, I must have forgotten."
Back in Lincoln's room Gray Matter hopped down the vent and landed on the bed and turned back to normal. He then turned to the audience "And now that I can go alien, I'll be better at sneaking around then Lucy," Lincoln gloated as he put the quarter in his pocket. Lincoln was about to sit on his bed and start reading a comic book, but then he heard pounding on his door. Lincoln got up and open his door and saw his sisters (Except Leni) standing outside of his door glaring at him.
"Hand it over bro!" Luna demanded as she held her hand out.
"I don't know what you guys are talking about," Lincoln answered nervously.
"Nice try Lincoln, we know you have, a nickel NO a quarter!" Lola said as Lincoln grew more nervous.
"No I don't actually,"
"Then show us your pockets," Lori demanded.
Lincoln then sighed and reached into his pocket and pulled out the quarter he collected from the couch as Gray Matter. "Alright fine you got me, I found it in the couch earlier, happy."
Leni then came out of her room and saw her sisters surrounding Lincoln's room and got curious. "Hey guys, what are we talking about?"
"Lincoln's holding out on us," Lynn answered.
"I just found a quarter in the sofa,"
"Yeah, and we don't know how you got past us, seeing as how all way back to you quarters were impossible to get to seeing as how we covering all areas, but you're handing it over buddy," Lisa demanded as Lincoln mentally chuckled to himself.
Leni's eyes widen as she heard that and looked at Lincoln's wrist and saw that the watch was red. "Look I just got it, ok. And no none of you are getting it, I found it," Lincoln claimed as he put the quarter in his pocket.
"Yeah guys, he found it fair and square," Leni defended.
The sisters then blinked a few times with blank expression. "GET HIM!" They all shouted as they pulled Lincoln into a brawling dust cloud.
Lynn Sr and Rita then went up the stairs and saw that all of their kids (other than Leni) in a dust cloud. "What are they fighting about this time? A nickel under the ottoman?" Rita asked. "
No a quarter Lincoln found in the couch." Leni corrected.
"We better split them up before they start biting," Rita told her husband.
"Ow, Lola!" Lincoln cried out as Lola bit him.
"HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Leni yelled as she pulled Lincoln out of the cloud and broke up the fight.
"Alright, everyone but Leni go and clean the attic! It's punishment for fighting over money!" Lynn Sr told his kids.
The girls (Besides Leni) then proceeded to grumble as they headed to the attic. "That punishment makes no cents, hahaha." Luan joked.
"Up there now…but that was a good one."
Leni then put Lincoln down as he dusted himself off. "Thanks for pulling me out of there Leni,"
"No problem, I'm sorry you're getting punished,"
"It's fine, it's not your fault,"
"Do you want any help?" Leni asked with a smile.
"Are you sure, you weren't part of this though, you don't have to help,"
"I know, I want to though," Leni said as Lincoln smiled.
"AND I WANT THAT WHOLE ATTIC SPARKLING! EVEN THE BACK CORNER!" Lynn Sr demanded and all the kids looked over the back corner.
"But the back corner was my secret dark place," Lucy said in her monotone voice.
"It's Lincoln's fault we're up here so he can do it!" Lola stated.
"Would you leave him alone!" Leni yelled at her sisters. "I'll help you Linky,"w
"Leni, why are you even here? You literally have nothing to do with this."
"Because I actually care about my brother. Unlike SOME people!"
"AND WATCH OUT FOR THE LOOSE FLOOR BOARD!" Lynn Sr told everyone as Leni and Lincoln headed to the back corner.
"What loose floorboard?" Lincoln asked. However, he was soon answered as he stepped on it and it proceeded to hit him in the face.
"Lincoln are you ok!" Leni asked as she helped Lincoln up.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Stupid loose floorboard." Lincoln said as he put the floorboard back. However as Lincoln put it back a piece of paper appeared in between the floorboards.
"Hey what's that?" Leni asked as she noticed the piece of paper.
"I don't know," Lincoln then picked the paper up.
Lincoln then unfolded the paper and saw that it was a letter "Dear Future residents of 1216 Franklin Avenue, my family always fought over money, so I decided to leave my fortune for you in hope that you will share it. For a clue on where the money is hidden, reflect upon what I said here. Signed, Mrs, Sharon Demonet, the original owner." The letter said as Lincoln read it.
"Woah, there's really a fortune hidden around here somewhere?!" Leni asked.
"Apparently, hey guys? Check it out! We found this letter from the original owner! It says she's hidden money somewhere in the house!" Lincoln told the rest of his sisters.
"Yeah right Lincoln. Quit staling, you're not getting out of cleaning the attic." Lori said while in disbelief.
"YEAH!" The rest of the sisters said in unison.
"Fine. Me and Leni will just do it ourselves, and when we do the money will be all ours."
"Yeah!"
However as Lincoln and Leni walked off Lincoln got hit by the floorboard again and was knocked unconscious.
"Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln come on wake up!" Leni was shouting as Lincoln woke up.
"Ugh, how long was I out?"
"About 5 minutes, everyone went downstairs by the way."
"Huh weird, let's go see what's up," Lincoln said as he and Leni headed out of the attic.
When Lincoln and Leni came down they saw Lisa with a metal detector. "Lisa, what are you doing?" Lincoln asked.
Lisa jumped a bit when she heard her brother's voice "Uh…just calibrating my dumb human detector." Lisa lied as she proceeded to point the detector at Leni. "Calibrated." Lisa said as Leni looked down in shame. Lincoln then glared at Lisa angrily as he smacked the metal detector out of her hands. She then picked it up and walked away as Lincoln and Leni walked back up the attic.
"Just ignore her Leni."
"Thanks, Linky. So, do you think they're looking for the money?"
"Oh yeah definitely. Hm...OH! Close the attic door, I have an idea." Lincoln asked as Leni closed the entrance to the attic. Lincoln then activated the watch and turned to the silhouette he wanted. He then found the alien he was looking for as he hit down the face plate and started to curl up into a ball.
"Big Chill!"
"Oh now you can look for the money without even being seen!" Leni pieced together as Big Chill nodded.
"That's the plan, you stay here, and I'll go look around." Big Chill then turned invisible and flew downstairs.
When Big Chill flew down stairs he looked down the hallway a saw Lynn with her hands down the dumbwaiter. Big Chill flew next to Lynn to see what she was doing. "Lucy, see anything?" Lynn asked Lucy, who she was currently holding on to while Lucy was in the dumbwaiter.
"No, nothing yet."
'Looking in the dumbwaiter, clever.' Big Chill then got a devious grin on his face "Boo!" Big Chill shouted into Lynns hear causing her to scream as she dropped Lucy.
"Who said that?!" Lynn said as he looked around and saw no one. "Oh…sorry Luce." She apologized as she remembered she accidently dropped Lucy down.
"It's ok, I found a new secret dark place." Lucy reassured as Lynn gave a deadpanned look.
Lynn then looked around the room again 'Who was that?'
Big Chill flew downstairs and saw Lola pacing around the fire place 'Now that is she up to?'
"There's nothing up there lola," Lana said as she stuck her now soot covered head out of the fireplace.
"There has to be now keep looking!" Lola demanded as she forced Lana back up with a chimney sweep.
'The fireplace huh.' Big Chill thought as he flew over. He then stuck his head in the fire place and released some ice breath.
"AH COLD!" Lana shouted as she fell down.
"What are you talking about? Its summer, how is it cold in the fireplace?!" Lola asked as Lana shivered like crazy. Big Chill mentally laughed and flew downstairs.
When he flew downstairs he saw that the lights were off with Luna and Luan looking around the furnace. "Hand me the flashlight." Luan asked and Luna walked up to her. "Here ya go sis, stay down here I'm gonna go upstairs and get something that might help," Luna told Luan and she went upstairs. Luan then proceeded to completely enter the boiler and look inside. Big Chill then got a devious smile 'This is for April fool's day.' Big Chill thought as he flew up to the furnace. Big Chill slammed the door close and incase the handle in ice.
Banging could be here from inside the furnace "Luna? I think you accidentally locked the door, Luna? Luna?!"
Big Chill flew back upstairs and looked around 'Now where haven't I looked...under the porch!' Big Chill flew outside and down under the porch and saw Lori crawling around.
"Gross, what is this?! Ugh my shoes are getting filthy, Ugh why didn't Mrs. DeMonet just tell us where the money is?" Lori stopped and saw a plastic skeleton in front of her and jumped a little "Oh just a Halloween decoration."
"Who are you calling a decoration?!" Big Chill whispered into Lori's ear.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Lori screamed as she hurried out from under the porch.
Big Chill flew back up into the attic and turned back to normal.
"So what did you find down there?" Leni asked as she got up and walked to her brother.
"Yep there all looking for the money, but I managed to slow them down."
"So how are we gonna find it?"
"Maybe we could wait for the watch to recharge and I could go Gray Matter, he should be able to figure out the clue."
"Yeah but what if they find the money by the time it recharges, we need to act now."
"Yeah your right. 'Reflect upon what I said here' what do you think that mean?" Lincoln asked as him and Leni scratched their chins.
As they were thinking Lincoln saw something in the mirror "What's that?" Lincoln said as he and Leni walked over to the mirror.
"Look! There's a letter in the mirror." Leni said as she tried to stick in her hand in the mirror.
"No, Leni, look." Lincoln told his sister as he directed her toward where the letter actually was.
"Oh that makes more sense."
Lincoln and Leni then proceeded to stack boxes for Lincoln to climb. Lincoln climbed the boxes and got up to the beam and grabbed the letter "Got it."
"Hey, Lincoln and Leni found another letter." Lucy said as she went up to the attic with the rest of her siblings following suit.
Lincoln and Leni's siblings tried to take the letter as Lincoln and Leni hung on to the beam above. "Ok, ok calm down. 'Well done. You've found the next clue. But beware. If you fight like my family did, you'll never get to the bottom of the manner.' You guys maybe we should listen to her and stop fighting."
"Yeah girls this is getting out of hand." Leni added.
"Yeah…Lincoln and Leni are are right, as soon as we're done cleaning here, we should totally work together to find the money." Lori said as she walked down stairs with a fake smile.
"Hey, Lori's going after the money!" Lola shouted as the girls followed suit.
"This is getting insane." Leni said with a worried tone.
"You're telling me Leni." Lincoln said as he and Leni looked downstairs.
When they looked they saw all siblings in an all-out brawl. "Guys, the letter! Remember what Sharon DeMonet said." Lincoln said.
"Forget Sharon Demonet! It's every man for himself!" Lola shouted as Lincoln and Leni sighed and went back up and closed the entrance.
As Lincoln and Leni sat around the attic go over the letter they could hear all the fighting go on down stairs.
"So are you gonna go Big Chill again?"
Lincoln looked at the watch and saw it was still red "Not right now Leni, watch is still in the red."
"Well, what do you think this letter means?"
"No idea, but we better figure it out fast."
They soon heard banging on the attic door and saw all the siblings enter looking quite beat up. "What do you guys want?" Lincoln asked.
"We looked all over the place and the money isn't anywhere." Lynn explained.
"Yeah, so we obviously missed something in the letter." Luna said as she the rest of the group glared at Lincoln.
Leni then stepped in front of Lincoln with her arms out defensively "Would you leave him alone! Besides you guys didn't even believe the money existed in the first place OR do what the letter actually said NOT to do." Leni scolded her siblings.
"Yeah guy's if all we do is fight none of us are gonna find the money, look at you guys your all beat up and bruised and for what, nothing." Lincoln told his sisters. The girls then looked down in shame. "Look how about this, from now on, whenever we find money, whether it's a hidden fortune or even this quarter, we share it equally." All of Lincoln's sisters nodded their heads and muttered in agreement.
"I'll even share the dollar I got back from Charles." Lana said as she held up a poop colored dollars.
"Let's not." Lincoln said while disgusted.
Everyone then heard giggling coming from downstairs. They all saw Lily crawling out of her room giggling. Lori walked over and picked up Lily "Aw we're sorry Lily. Did your noisy sisters wake you up?" Lori asked while making funny faces at Lily.
"Hey, what's that stuck to Lily bottom?" Lynn asked while noticing a piece of paper on Lily's butt.
Lincoln walked up and took the piece of paper off of her butt and unfolded it "It's a map!" Lincoln and Leni said in unison as they looked at the paper.
"If you're reading this, it means you came together and got to the 'bottom' of the matter! Congratulations! You're almost there!" Lincoln read as the kids cheered. "But wait. How could she have known the map would be on Lily's bottom?" Lincoln said suspiciously as the others thought about it as well.
"Who cares?! Let's find the money!" Lola shouted as they all headed down stairs.
The kids raced into the back yard and saw a giant X in the dirt "X marks the spot," Lincoln stated as he pointed to the X.
"Ooh! I love solving for X!" Lisa said excitedly.
Lincoln then grabbed a shovel a started to dig. "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" All of his sisters cheered.
Lucy then walked over to Lincoln holding a shovel "I've got some experience digging holes," Lucy said as she helped Lincoln dig.
"DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" The two's sisters cheered.
"Digging is fun for the hole family! Get it?" Luan joked.
Lana then stepped up and cracked her knuckles "Okay everyone, stand back. Luna, a little digging music?"
"You got it sis!" Luna answered as she pulled out an acoustic guitar and started to play.
Lana then dug deep into the ground in mere seconds and pulled out a brief case.
Lincoln took the case from Lana and saw it was locked "It's locked,"
"I got this." Leni said as she took the case. Leni pulled out her barrette from her hair and picked the lock in a matter of seconds.
Leni's sisters gasped in disbelief while Lincoln put on a giant smile. "Leni that was awesome!"
"Thanks Linky…what there's more to my head then just air ya know." She said as she looked at her sisters staring in disbelief. Lincoln opened the brief case and gasped as they saw a giant stack of money. Lola then took the money and checked to see how much there was. "Five…Hundred…DOLLARS!" Lola said with sparkles in her eyes.
"So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh…'where's grey matter when you need him,' Lincoln thought.
"$45.4545455 each." Lisa deadpanned.
The then started to run around the yard cheering and jumping around in excitement. Meanwhile Rita and Lynn Sr were watching the kids run around. "It was really nice of you to give up your work bonus. Are you ever gonna tell them that you're Sharon Demonet?" Rita asked her husband.
"Nah."
"I have to admit, it's nice to see them sharing money and not fighting over it." Rita claimed as she looked at the kids.
"Yep. All part of Sharon's plan." Lynn Sr boasted confidently.
"Was destroying the house part of Sharon's plan?" Rita asked as she pointed out all the damage the girls (minus Leni) caused around the house.
"No. No it was not."
"Well, now she can…Sharon DeCleanUp!" Rita joked as she handed him a broom.
As the kids went back inside and took their share of the money Leni and Lincoln turned to everyone.
"Glad we could all agree on this guy's," Lincoln told everyone.
"Me and Lincoln are gonna hang out upstairs, holler if you need us." Leni told them as she and Lincoln headed up stairs.
When they were gone Lynn turned to everyone "Hey guys did you notice anything weird today?"
"Now that you mention it yeah, when I was looking for the money under the porch I swear I heard the old Halloween decoration talk." Lori explained.
"Yeah and when I was holding Lucy down the laundry chute someone yelled boo in my ear in this eerie voice, but when I looked around, no one was there," Lynn explained to everyone.
"You think that's weird? When I was looking in the furnace down stairs the door was given the cold shoulder." Luan joked as Luna rolled her eyes.
"What she means to say is that when I came back downstairs to check on her the door was closed and the handle was incased in ice." Luna explained.
"Speaking of cold, this freezing gust of wind came up the chimney while I was looking in there. I thought it was Lola messing with me but she actually sounded sincere." Lana explained as everyone but Lola gasped.
"What do you dudes think is going on?" Luna asked. "Let's just not worry about it for now, we just made all this cash so why literally stress over something that is probably nothing." Lori told everyone. They all seem to accept this answer and nodded their heads.
Well there it is everyone i hope you liked it. See you next time for "Michigan B.C."