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Top Ten cheesy Pickup Lines Sailor Moon characters use

10.) Ami: Umm… um… uhh… (turns beet red) Gomen… so, do you prefer Einstein's groundbreaking Special Theory of Relativity, or do you prefer the modern Quantum Theory and its Uncertainty Principle?

9.) Haruka: I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

8.) Queen Beryl: You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

7.) Setsuna: Do you have the time? Because I certainly do – for you.

6.) Naru: I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

5.) PGSM Artemis: Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

4.) Yaten: You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

3.) Chibiusa: You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?

2.) Michiru: I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

1.) Minako: Single, lonely, desperate girl here! I'm a bad nurse, a terrible cook and way too hyper, but at least I'm honest and cheerful! Who wants to… guys? (scratches head) That's funny. Where'd everyone go?